IceNine said:

I think you only do that to keep awake mate

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Holy shit! You are a bit of a minx!!!

althom said:

Holy shit... you are right! I was wondering what the problem was! I just kept throwing up and got a really bad headache.

I must be slightly delirious.

AnotherLover2 said:

Those fuckers don't have insomnia! :EVIL:

:IHateEveryoneWhoCanSleep:

Why isn't there an "I hate everyone who can sleep" emoticon???

IceNine said:

Try going up to a really mean looking,tough fucker and smack him in the balls with a hammer.

I promise you will then sleep like a baby.

IceNine said:

The world seems surreal when you're sleep deprived, doesn't it? "They" say it's like a natural acid trip!

Wait, I think bkw is actually on to something here. What you need is a home remedy.

Try applying a balm of some kind or maybe a poultice. I think baking soda paste works well with hornet stings, I don't see why it wouldn't work with insomnia.

Or how about Prunus Spinosa? It's a blackthorn extract I believe. Dose up on that stuff.

Avena Sativa Compound gives me a fuzzy tongue so stay away from that unless you want to trade sleepless nights for friendless days.

I've also heard that the milk of a nursing mother applied in each nostril does wonders for calming the mind. As does rinsing your eyes with rosewater and then adding a drop of ghee.

Combing your hair before retiring is simple but effective and treading down your blankets and sheets by making your "rise" (circling around before you lie down) can also help, although only if you are a rabbit.

bkw said:

I tried that, but I look like the UNHOLY LIVING DEAD and people run from me.



Goddamn my evil!

2the9s said:

Those are fine ideas!!! I think that I will go climb into my son's rabbit cage... that fucker sleeps all the time!

2the9s said:

I'd like to see him try getting this from someone

althom said:

I'm sure I could manage, but I don't think that the kid's dad would like it a whole lot.

IceNine said:

the story:
A few winters ago I had the worse case of flu ever!! I was in so much pain! I placed nyquil on the night stand after I took a swig... Turned on MTV .. it was Michael Jackson's Dangerous concert. I finally drifted off to sleep and the pyrotechnics in the show woke me up.. I was in sooo much pain i took more Nyquil thinking it had warn off. This happened as best as I can piece together I'd say oh 4 times... The last time I wasn't able to put the lid back on.. fell asleep stuff was all in my hair and permanently had dyed the mattress cherry RED... When I awoke and shook it off the next afternoon.. I realized I had taken the doses all during the concert.. I looked the show up to see (as I thought it must have) If it played twice during that night... NOPE..
Basically I over dosed on the stuff...

AnotherLover2 said:

Actually, the world seems like a stinking, disease-infested abattoir where you are sliced to bits with bright knives at every turn, only to be reconstructed instantly and set on your course to the light at the end of the tunnel, which ironically is merely a meat grinder that waits for you to tumble head-first into it and be ground into sleepless sausage that will be fed to starving children on Tralfamador, at which point they will eat you, digest you and shit you out and the shit will be reconstituted into your corporeal entity only to start the cycle again.

2the9s said:

You're fucking mad!

IceNine said:

Now that is some lovely, tear-jerking stuff, Tony!

Get yourself some macca!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Damn! You were fucked up... not from the NyQuil, but you PURPOSELY watched that Mike Jackson show! :LOL:

You can always try watching those damn Swedish films you keep talking about!

AnotherLover2 said:

Such is Mi Vida Loca!

I also heard alot of masturbation can make you sleepy.

bkw said:

Unfortunately, I actually like them and you have to read the subtitles... I would NEVER get to sleep. :LOL:

IceNine said:

NO!! NO !! it was the nyquil... i thought i was in hell...

So much for the minx theory

Muse2noPharaoh said:

If Mikey Jackson is involved, you are clearly on the way to hell...

AND... you have a point... a minx has NOTHING to do with Mikhail Jackrabbit.

:LOL:

bkw said:

Oh yeah! Are you trying to tell us something?

althom said:

I hope that they don't throw me out of this year's Fists Of Fury tournament, but I don't even have the slightest urge to whack it.

I know, I know it's sick and demented.

althom said:

Yeah, he's trying to tell us:

2the9s said:

2the9s said:

You're interupting my rythm 9s!

Wacka wacka wacka

bkw said:

Goddamn, I hate people who can sleep and have the urge to whack it!!!

LUCKY BASTARDS!!!

:EVIL:

bkw said:

I think I'm going to be sick