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Things I have discovered! Now that I'm older [but refuse to grow up] here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, where is it? 7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees! 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? 16. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter. 19. I am unable to remember if I've already posted this before or not! 20. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded... Courtesy of althom so you can blame him! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Nice!
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Things I Have Discovered:
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2the9s said: Things I Have Discovered:
Did you only just discover this? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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That is great, Kirbster.
How the hell are you? -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: That is great, Kirbster.
How the hell are you? I'm good thankyou dearest! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Someone just gave you 1 star again, bkw | |
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althom said: Someone just gave you 1 star again, bkw
2the9s When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom said: Someone just gave you 1 star again, bkw
2the9s It was not! | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: That is great, Kirbster.
How the hell are you? I'm good thankyou dearest! That is good to hear, Kirby! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Things I have discovered
* bkw always blames me for the jokes he posts | |
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althom said: Things I have discovered
* bkw always blames me for the jokes he posts When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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2the9s said: Things I Have Discovered:
Me and BKW think alike so THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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hey i refuse to grow up too!!! responsibilty sux big ass [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 3:22:11 PST 2003 by Alejandro] ------------- | |
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