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Reply #90 posted 06/09/10 9:49pm

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Reply #91 posted 06/10/10 2:21am

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Fauxie said:

chocolate1 said:

Wanna know what I think about dick?

WHY AM I NOT GETTING ANY?!

Dress more sexy in your work environment. Might do the trick!

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Reply #92 posted 06/10/10 2:22am

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tinaz said:

bboy87 said:

wait....last time I was in GD, this thread had only 2 replies....

barely a hour later, now 83?!

Thats what happens with a dick... Pay it a little attention and look how it grows!!

Great reply! giggle

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Reply #93 posted 06/10/10 8:52am

DesireeNevermi nd	THIS IS YOUR DICK! [img:$uid]http://www.bonappetit.com/images/tips_tools_ingredients/ingredients/ttar_cucumber_01_v_launch.jpg[/img:$uid] THIS IS YOUR DICK ON PHIMOSIS!!! [img:$uid]http://www.dailywhatever.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sea-cucumber-ga.jpg[/img:$uid] ANY QUESTIONS?? [Edited 6/10/10 15:10pm]
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Reply #94 posted 06/10/10 8:54am

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chocolate1 said:

tinaz said:

Thats what happens with a dick... Pay it a little attention and look how it grows!!

Great reply!

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Reply #95 posted 06/10/10 8:54am

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How did I miss THIS thread for 2 days

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Reply #96 posted 06/10/10 10:03am

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Acrylic said:

thesexofit said:

I saw one recently where the girl started measuring from the balls LOL.

FROM THE BALLS?!

some measure from the ass because when my modest half footer turned out to be bigger than the 9 incher that was claimed, it was obvious his ass was lying lol

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Reply #97 posted 06/10/10 10:04am

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tinaz said:

Mach said:

SUPA NEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS this light!!

I AM the light sun

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Reply #98 posted 06/10/10 11:09am

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tinaz said:

chocolate1 said:

Thank you... See, it takes another woman to understand!

Pshaw. Nothing cures cramps like a good orgasm.

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Reply #99 posted 06/10/10 12:11pm

DesireeNevermi nd	why does "half footer" sound bigger than "six inches"? TRICKERY!!!!!
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Reply #100 posted 06/10/10 12:19pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

why does "half footer" sound bigger than "six inches"? TRICKERY!!!!!

biggrin I can't brag but there aint neva been complaints either! hmph!

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Reply #101 posted 06/10/10 3:06pm

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Dick York was a better Darren than Dick Sargent.

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Reply #102 posted 06/10/10 3:11pm

DesireeNevermi nd	carlcranshaw said: Dick York was a better Darren than Dick Sargent. Seargent York!!!
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Reply #103 posted 06/10/10 3:35pm

nursev	carlcranshaw said: Dick York was a better Darren than Dick Sargent. I forgot which was first
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Reply #104 posted 06/10/10 3:55pm

DesireeNevermi nd	[img:$uid]http://www.cactus-art.biz/schede/TRICHOCEREUS/Trichocereus_bridgesii/Trichocereus_bridgesii_mostruosa_B/Penis_cactus_810.jpg[/img:$uid] [img:$uid]http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/amorphophallus.jpg[/img:$uid] [img:$uid]http://killjill.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/460375914_110a64953a.jpg[/img:$uid]
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Reply #105 posted 06/10/10 4:08pm

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meow85 said:

tinaz said:

Thank you... See, it takes another woman to understand!

Pshaw. Nothing cures cramps like a good orgasm.

My cramps were so bad, the LAST thing I wanted was someone touching me! no no no!

I also had back pain, nausea, muscle aches... OH HELL NO! I was like, "Don't even SAY sex!!!" hmph!

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Reply #106 posted 06/10/10 4:09pm

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carlcranshaw said:

Dick York was a better Darren than Dick Sargent.

Without a doubt! nod

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Reply #107 posted 06/10/10 4:09pm

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nursev said:

carlcranshaw said:

Dick York was a better Darren than Dick Sargent.

I forgot which was first

York

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I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #108 posted 06/10/10 7:18pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

Oh well why not? We talk about everything else on here. Time to take GD to new falic heights so to speak.

so um....

the random thought that just ran through my noggin was:

All these damn erectile dysfuntion/dick enhancement ads are gettin' on my damn nerves. Cialis, Viagara, Extenze, Levitra, Yohimbe, and some shit called CAM...all designed to get some ole fart's staff to workin and bustin a nut. Unfuckingbelievable. If yo ass can't get it up then maybe you are too old to breed and fuck. Ever think about that sport? Yo time is up! Yo snake is dead! Big Ben burnt out! Willie went wattaway!!!

And these names!!

Viagara = Vigorous man

Extenze = Extend the dick

Levitra = levitate the dick into dat pussy

Yohimbe = Yo! him be a big dick mofo

Cialis = Meh...sounds like cunninlingus but wutevs

CAM = CUM that was too easy.

My other random thought. A big dick on a young, virile, good looking man is just too much. He ought to at least be stupid so that there is balance and equality in the world. And if he has to be smart then let him at least be broke. We all know a fine ass, big dick, sexually skilled, articulate,young, rich, hetero mofo who is also monagmous is a sign of the apocalypse and I aint ready for dat shit!!! HEX!

CARRY ON!

Funny.....those are going to be my kids' names.

MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"

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Reply #109 posted 06/10/10 7:40pm

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Hooowwwwwwww did I miss this thread?

Usually when some one says dick I come running...

"Dick! Where! excited "

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so yes, dick is a wonderful thing... even nice when its free of any situations that would make a bitch run.

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Reply #110 posted 06/10/10 10:16pm

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YES.

PLEASE.

THANK YOU. biggrin

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Reply #111 posted 06/10/10 10:55pm

nursev	johnart said: YES. PLEASE. THANK YOU.
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Reply #112 posted 06/10/10 10:56pm

nursev	paintedlady said: Hooowwwwwwww did I miss this thread? Usually when some one says dick I come running... "Dick! Where! " so yes, dick is a wonderful thing... even nice when its free of any situations that would make a bitch run. I'm in agreement
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Reply #113 posted 06/10/10 10:58pm

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Reply #114 posted 06/10/10 10:59pm

nursev	chocolate1 said: nursev said: I forgot which was first York okay Yeah that Dick was better
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Reply #115 posted 06/10/10 11:00pm

nursev	veronikka said: Prickly Dick
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Reply #116 posted 06/11/10 12:01am

Ottensen	meow85 said: tinaz said: Thank you... See, it takes another woman to understand! Pshaw. Nothing cures cramps like a good orgasm. Sorry, but it never has for me. I get bupkas from doing that. Nothing happens. Nichts. Nada.
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Reply #117 posted 06/11/10 12:05am

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meow85 said:

tinaz said:

Thank you... See, it takes another woman to understand!

Pshaw. Nothing cures cramps like a good orgasm.

That's what I was going to say... razz

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Reply #118 posted 06/11/10 12:11am

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meow85 said:

tinaz said:

Thank you... See, it takes another woman to understand!

Pshaw. Nothing cures cramps like a good orgasm.

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lol lol

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Reply #119 posted 06/11/10 2:55am

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I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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