chocolate1 said:

tinaz said:

Cramps are REAL!...

Of COURSE they are!

Mine were so bad I had surgery to deal with them.

Im sorry

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

tinaz said:

WTH IS THAT!!

I can actually point you to a vid, but not now

Imagine forming a cup with the soles of your feet and use it to pretend like you are pumping a well. You can also use the inside of your elbow by pulling your arm towards you and just doing the same up and down motion. Come to think of it, you can use the back of your knee too!

you should tell your husband that I care about his feelings

LMAO!!!!!!

Sorry your dick thread turned into a uterus thread Desiree!!!

tinaz said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I can actually point you to a vid, but not now

Imagine forming a cup with the soles of your feet and use it to pretend like you are pumping a well. You can also use the inside of your elbow by pulling your arm towards you and just doing the same up and down motion. Come to think of it, you can use the back of your knee too!

you should tell your husband that I care about his feelings

LMAO!!!!!!

Oh yeah, those things on your chest. You can use those too!

tinaz said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I can actually point you to a vid, but not now

Imagine forming a cup with the soles of your feet and use it to pretend like you are pumping a well. You can also use the inside of your elbow by pulling your arm towards you and just doing the same up and down motion. Come to think of it, you can use the back of your knee too!

you should tell your husband that I care about his feelings

LMAO!!!!!!

tinaz....you in danger gurl!

DesireeNevermind said:

tinaz said:

LMAO!!!!!!

tinaz....you in danger gurl!

of losing her man if she continues with that cramp crap!

funkycat00 said:

Oh Gawd

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

DesireeNevermind said:

tinaz....you in danger gurl!

of losing her man if she continues with that cramp crap!

Hey, I only whine for one whole day....ONE!!... He sprained his ankle and moaned on the couch for DAYS...DAYS... still is moaning about it!

DesireeNevermind said:

tinaz said:

LMAO!!!!!!

tinaz....you in danger gurl!

!!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

DesireeNevermind said:

tinaz....you in danger gurl!

of losing her man if she continues with that cramp crap!

If men got cramps, there would already be a cure.

On a serious dick note You ever had some so good that you had dreams about it years later? Well, I did

So, I gets it in with this guy. I've known him for years, but it wasn't until about March that we started bangin' out. I swear to God, this guy has the PERFECT dick. Medium-dark complected, almost 11 inches, and THICK. It's a work of art. A bitch could get AD-DICK-TED to that shit!

Oh wait... this is a DICK thread....

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chocolate1 said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

of losing her man if she continues with that cramp crap!

If men got cramps, there would already be a cure.

of course but blowup dolls never complain!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

chocolate1 said:

If men got cramps, there would already be a cure.

of course but blowup dolls never complain!

Acrylic said:

So, I gets it in with this guy. I've known him for years, but it wasn't until about March that we started bangin' out. I swear to God, this guy has the PERFECT dick. Medium-dark complected, almost 11 inches, and THICK. It's a work of art. A bitch could get AD-DICK-TED to that shit!

Sounds delicious I'm jealous girl

nursev said:

Acrylic said:

So, I gets it in with this guy. I've known him for years, but it wasn't until about March that we started bangin' out. I swear to God, this guy has the PERFECT dick. Medium-dark complected, almost 11 inches, and THICK. It's a work of art. A bitch could get AD-DICK-TED to that shit!

Sounds delicious I'm jealous girl

It is, girl, it is!

Acrylic said:

So, I gets it in with this guy. I've known him for years, but it wasn't until about March that we started bangin' out. I swear to God, this guy has the PERFECT dick. Medium-dark complected, almost 11 inches, and THICK. It's a work of art. A bitch could get AD-DICK-TED to that shit!

11? If that were true he be doing huge dick porn LOL and even then thats huge. I think the biggest ever was 13/14 inches (russian dude). People have no idea how to CORRECTLY measure a penis

[Edited 6/9/10 18:06pm]

thesexofit said:

Acrylic said:

So, I gets it in with this guy. I've known him for years, but it wasn't until about March that we started bangin' out. I swear to God, this guy has the PERFECT dick. Medium-dark complected, almost 11 inches, and THICK. It's a work of art. A bitch could get AD-DICK-TED to that shit!

11? If that were true he be doing huge dick porn LOL and even then thats huge. I think the biggest ever was 13/14 inches (russian dude). People have no idea how to CORRECTLY measure a penis

[Edited 6/9/10 18:06pm]

Hyperbole is the spice of life!

chocolate1 said:

thesexofit said:

11? If that were true he be doing huge dick porn LOL and even then thats huge. I think the biggest ever was 13/14 inches (russian dude). People have no idea how to CORRECTLY measure a penis

[Edited 6/9/10 18:06pm]

Hyperbole is the spice of life!

Thisis the org...Hyperbole runs AMUCK!

thesexofit said:

Acrylic said:

So, I gets it in with this guy. I've known him for years, but it wasn't until about March that we started bangin' out. I swear to God, this guy has the PERFECT dick. Medium-dark complected, almost 11 inches, and THICK. It's a work of art. A bitch could get AD-DICK-TED to that shit!

11? If that were true he be doing huge dick porn LOL and even then thats huge. I think the biggest ever was 13/14 inches (russian dude). People have no idea how to CORRECTLY measure a penis

[Edited 6/9/10 18:06pm]

Almost 11, hard. It looks like a regular sized dick SOFT. I told him he should do porn! I swear to god, it's HUGE. I can't even stunt, I was SCARED initially. He can only go to a certain point because my body doesn't ALLOW how big he is.

... but, God, it IS a glorious sight!

i've got no use for mine. if only i were going to the London org thingy....

TMFI !

Dewrede said:

TMFI !

Oh, this is the ORG. If ya can't talk about cock-insertion here, where can ya?

Dewrede said:

TMFI !

Which part?

• the cramps talk?
• the lack that some of us are experiencing?
• the pictures of Dicks?
• the giant mutant member?

Acrylic said:

Dewrede said:

TMFI !

Oh, this is the ORG. If ya can't talk about cock-insertion here, where can ya?

Church?

Grandma's at Sunday dinner?

PTA meetings?

chocolate1 said:

Dewrede said:

TMFI !

Which part?

• the cramps talk?
• the lack that some of us are experiencing?
• the pictures of Dicks?
• the giant mutant member?

Acrylic said:

thesexofit said:

11? If that were true he be doing huge dick porn LOL and even then thats huge. I think the biggest ever was 13/14 inches (russian dude). People have no idea how to CORRECTLY measure a penis

[Edited 6/9/10 18:06pm]

Almost 11, hard. It looks like a regular sized dick SOFT. I told him he should do porn! I swear to god, it's HUGE. I can't even stunt, I was SCARED initially. He can only go to a certain point because my body doesn't ALLOW how big he is.

... but, God, it IS a glorious sight!

LOL. Iam just checking. I know when they sometimes measure it on porn its all wrong. I saw one recently where the girl started measuring from the balls LOL.

I don't think the media has seen that russian guy errect (not sure of he was Russian to be honest). I saw a tv doc about him years ago, and of course, no errections allowed on UK tv. It was blurry on the doc, but it did look 14 plus REAL. I think he was quite small in height too so that should dispell that rumour (tall guys always have big dicks and vice versa).

I found the doc that features him. I don't have time to view it now but it was quite interesting...

http://www.hostingxlg.com/pornblog/?p=6

[Edited 6/9/10 18:27pm]

chocolate1 said:

Dewrede said:

TMFI !

Which part?

• the cramps talk?
• the lack that some of us are experiencing?
• the pictures of Dicks?
• the giant mutant member?

has to be the dick pics

they are cute Chocolate1