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THE RANDOM DICK THREAD: RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT DICK! Oh well why not? We talk about everything else on here. Time to take GD to new falic heights so to speak.
so um....
the random thought that just ran through my noggin was:
All these damn erectile dysfuntion/dick enhancement ads are gettin' on my damn nerves. Cialis, Viagara, Extenze, Levitra, Yohimbe, and some shit called CAM...all designed to get some ole fart's staff to workin and bustin a nut. Unfuckingbelievable. If yo ass can't get it up then maybe you are too old to breed and fuck. Ever think about that sport? Yo time is up! Yo snake is dead! Big Ben burnt out! Willie went wattaway!!! And these names!!
Viagara = Vigorous man Extenze = Extend the dick Levitra = levitate the dick into dat pussy Yohimbe = Yo! him be a big dick mofo Cialis = Meh...sounds like cunninlingus but wutevs CAM = CUM that was too easy.
My other random thought. A big dick on a young, virile, good looking man is just too much. He ought to at least be stupid so that there is balance and equality in the world. And if he has to be smart then let him at least be broke. We all know a fine ass, big dick, sexually skilled, articulate,young, rich, hetero mofo who is also monagmous is a sign of the apocalypse and I aint ready for dat shit!!!
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HEX!Must we discuss IT? | |
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I think about IT baby all the time....alright!!!
Prince has a big sack....jus sayin'
For all those we wittle 2 inch penile challenged men.....KILL YOSELVES!! | |
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2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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L Im cramping.... I dont even WANNA think about Dicks right now... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Only one side cramps 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Aw you poor thing.
Mo dick 4 me! | |
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Ya, its MY side... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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It's up to her if she wants to throw him to the maneaters [Edited 6/9/10 17:29pm] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Wanna know what I think about dick? WHY AM I NOT GETTING ANY?! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Create circles out of your hands and do the blowup doll face. Cramps, what a flimsy excuse! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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My uterus is cramping honey, not my mouth! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Even tho he wont come near me when im like this cuz it scares him.... 
Cramps are REAL!... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Shit I could throw a couple 10 inch dicks vainandy's way. One of them is even quite hairy.
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Is hair on a dick even normal? It can't be. Are dudes secretly shaving and I just never knew about it?
Thank you... See, it takes another woman to understand! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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I'm just offering other solutions. Hell, put your feet together and exercise your legs up and down! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I was talking to a girl recently who insisted penis surgery and pills could make your erection much bigger LOL. We actually got into an argument about it. Pills are a scam. Most men (i hope) know that. Iam sure alot of teens are suckered into it though.
Surgery seems abit of a grey area mind. I think it can work (for slight gains), but its very dangerous and can cause serious errectile damage (it also cost thousands). I use to think surgury was all about increasing flacid lenth only (which to me would be pointless), but it can slightly increase your errection aswell (apparantly).
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You're still innocent. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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WTH IS THAT!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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It's no fun....not in the least. I've decided that if a dude come tries to sex me during that time of the month and I should bite his dick off and spit it out chunk by chunk.
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Of COURSE they are! Mine were so bad I had surgery to deal with them. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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It's no joke.
yes, I am a VERYYYYYY angry woman even tho noone is bothering me and he even brought me home a cherry mash and a coke zero, im still givin him eveil looks when he breathes to loud! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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I can actually point you to a vid, but not now
Imagine forming a cup with the soles of your feet and use it to pretend like you are pumping a well. You can also use the inside of your elbow by pulling your arm towards you and just doing the same up and down motion. Come to think of it, you can use the back of your knee too!
you should tell your husband that I care about his feelings 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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