By a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,

standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.

'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband..

'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk.

Happy Friday, everybody

Not the punchline I was expecting

Happy Friday Funkhoney

I just read this out loud to my coworkers, with different voices and sound effects. They loved it.

PunkMistress said:

I just read this out loud to my coworkers, with different voices and sound effects. They loved it.

Solution?

good one

That was good one.

F U N N Y!!!

I'da busted that fools head to the white meat, waking me up out of my damn sleep.

I was not that drunk and it was closer to 1:30!