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If you had a warning label, what would it say? My brother-in-law just posed this question to me on Facebook. I thought it was really funny. I'll need to think of an answer.
In the meantime, what about you? Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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120 proof. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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Lammastide said: My brother-in-law just posed this question to me on Facebook. I thought it was really funny. I'll need to think of an answer.
In the meantime, what about you? You must be this tall to ride this ride slippery when wet Beware of the anaconda | |
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"Don't let the crutches fool ya" "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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I would certianly need at least 3 different ones to wear at different times and perhaps 6 would be better
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Multiple personalites mach?... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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just profound facets ... and I let each express herself when she needs to
ya know
passionate lover incredible mother compassionate friend nasty bitch warrioress ex gang member
so on and so on
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If you are reading this sticker at the moment - beware of me. | |
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Do not Tumble Dry.
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TOTALLY!
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Beware, profound facets ... and I let each express herself when she needs to !
That works | |
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"If you have issues, gimme a call at..."
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Warning Accident Prone | |
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Easy!
"Warning: Lava blooded".
Everything about me boils down to that statement. | |
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this should be a bumper sticker
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You just gave me an idea.... "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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"if you are close enough to read this warning....you have a problem" | |
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But what if you're about to get intimate with someone, and they
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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"Heartbreaker" | |
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WARNING: THIS IS A REVERENCE-FREE ZONE. | |
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I already know they have a problem by that point lol | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Warning sign.. let's see...
"Don't let the horns fool ya, they're just holding up my halo"
"I'm the girl your mother warned you about"
"Danger: Woman with Brains"
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"WARNING: I go from 0 - BITCH in 2 seconds"
Meh....that's about it I guess. "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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I cant think of one... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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WARNING: Please keep in a cool, dry place. I'm made of sugar and just might melt. | |
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i'd love something like: "small talk makes me look psychotic..." | |
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Will laugh at your misfortune
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I do all my own stunts | |
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