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Thread started 01/23/03 2:19pm

Natsume

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No sex for bananas

I ate two bananas today and I'll miss it if it goes the way of the dodo.

But the most frightening part of this article? That an International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain actually exists.

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Bananas' Days May Be Numbered, Scientist Says
Wed Jan 15, 3:34 PM ET

http://story.news.yahoo.c...anana_dc_1


LONDON (Reuters) - It is one of the world's favorite fruits, but the banana hasn't had sex in years and its days may be are numbered.


Without scientific help the sterile, seedless fruit could disappear with 10 years, according to a Belgian plant pathologist.


Emile Frison, the head of the International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain in Monpellier, France, said the fruit lacks the genetic diversity to fight off diseases and pests that are plaguing banana plantations and only biotechnology and genetic manipulation may be able to save it.


"Frison sees it as the only hope for the banana," New Scientist said on Wednesday.


Without assistance banana production could drop and mark the beginning of the end of the fruit.


"We may even see the extinction of the banana as both a lifesaver for hungry and impoverished Africans and as the most popular product on the world's supermarket shelves," the magazine added.
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #1 posted 01/23/03 2:20pm

bkw

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Boob will be horified! omfg
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #2 posted 01/23/03 2:21pm

INSATIABLE

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omfg
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #3 posted 01/23/03 2:21pm

Therapy

That might mean that I will be denied one of my favourite sandwiches...banana and salt and vinegar crisps mad
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Reply #4 posted 01/23/03 2:23pm

Natsume

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bkw said:

Boob will be horified! omfg

Exactly my first thought!

Somebody has got to buy her that chin dildo thing now.
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #5 posted 01/23/03 2:41pm

XNY

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I wuvv bananas...please don't go mr banana
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Reply #6 posted 01/23/03 2:52pm

00769BAD

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Natsume said:

I ate two bananas today and I'll miss it if it goes the way of the dodo.

But the most frightening part of this article? That an International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain actually exists.

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Bananas' Days May Be Numbered, Scientist Says
Wed Jan 15, 3:34 PM ET

http://story.news.yahoo.c...anana_dc_1


LONDON (Reuters) - It is one of the world's favorite fruits, but the banana hasn't had sex in years and its days may be are numbered.


Without scientific help the sterile, seedless fruit could disappear with 10 years, according to a Belgian plant pathologist.


Emile Frison, the head of the International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain in Monpellier, France, said the fruit lacks the genetic diversity to fight off diseases and pests that are plaguing banana plantations and only biotechnology and genetic manipulation may be able to save it.


"Frison sees it as the only hope for the banana," New Scientist said on Wednesday.


Without assistance banana production could drop and mark the beginning of the end of the fruit.


"We may even see the extinction of the banana as both a lifesaver for hungry and impoverished Africans and as the most popular product on the world's supermarket shelves," the magazine added.

how could you read this thing and STILL eat TWO bananas...
i mean if anything you should have just got NEKKID
and fucked one til it got as mushy as cum, then took
it out side and buryed it!!! THAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD OF DONE...
pluss called me so i could watch and make sure that things
were done JUST SO. nod
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YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

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Reply #7 posted 01/23/03 2:55pm

Natsume

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00769BAD said:

how could you read this thing and STILL eat TWO bananas...
i mean if anything you should have just got NEKKID
and fucked one til it got as mushy as cum, then took
it out side and buryed it!!! THAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD OF DONE...
pluss called me so i could watch and make sure that things
were done JUST SO. nod

omfg

Actually that sounds kinda hot!

redface
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #8 posted 01/23/03 3:03pm

shausler

00769BAD said:

Natsume said:

I ate two bananas today and I'll miss it if it goes the way of the dodo.

But the most frightening part of this article? That an International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain actually exists.

___

Bananas' Days May Be Numbered, Scientist Says
Wed Jan 15, 3:34 PM ET

http://story.news.yahoo.c...anana_dc_1


LONDON (Reuters) - It is one of the world's favorite fruits, but the banana hasn't had sex in years and its days may be are numbered.


Without scientific help the sterile, seedless fruit could disappear with 10 years, according to a Belgian plant pathologist.


Emile Frison, the head of the International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain in Monpellier, France, said the fruit lacks the genetic diversity to fight off diseases and pests that are plaguing banana plantations and only biotechnology and genetic manipulation may be able to save it.


"Frison sees it as the only hope for the banana," New Scientist said on Wednesday.


Without assistance banana production could drop and mark the beginning of the end of the fruit.


"We may even see the extinction of the banana as both a lifesaver for hungry and impoverished Africans and as the most popular product on the world's supermarket shelves," the magazine added.

how could you read this thing and STILL eat TWO bananas...
i mean if anything you should have just got NEKKID
and fucked one til it got as mushy as cum, then took
it out side and buryed it!!! THAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD OF DONE...
pluss called me so i could watch and make sure that things
were done JUST SO. nod




gee you are bad
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Reply #9 posted 01/23/03 3:08pm

00769BAD

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Natsume said:

00769BAD said:

how could you read this thing and STILL eat TWO bananas...
i mean if anything you should have just got NEKKID
and fucked one til it got as mushy as cum, then took
it out side and buryed it!!! THAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD OF DONE...
pluss called me so i could watch and make sure that things
were done JUST SO. nod

omfg

Actually that sounds kinda hot!

redface

i too have a BANANA that may go EX tinct for lack of sex...
would you also concider helpin it along??? big grin
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Reply #10 posted 01/23/03 3:15pm

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Actually this is very interesting because there were two bannana trees in the back of the studio and every year, they would grow a big cluster of bannanas then, from the weight, would fall over and die.

But the next year it would grow back.

For the last two years, they haven't grown back.

Kinda sucks because they were very good. They were sweeter than the normal ones you'd buy from the grocery store.
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