I love this thread

Mushanga said:

I was wearing a dress yesterday. It has a generous cleavage, but not in a trashy way.

Kinda like this:

[img:$uid]http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/bs-395x298-cleavage.jpg[/img:$uid]

I was sitting at a cafe, working some papers when a man gets up from his chair diagonally to me and changes the table with his lady friend. He is about 60, white hair, respectable and polite looking.

On the way, he comes up really close to me and with a not-so-quiet and discrete voice he announces to the cafe:

"Careful or your lungs will fall out."

What a fucking dick.

you should of said

''careful or i'll knock your teeth out'' haha

Mushanga said:

I was wearing a dress yesterday. It has a generous cleavage, but not in a trashy way.

Kinda like this:

[img:$uid]http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/bs-395x298-cleavage.jpg[/img:$uid]

I was sitting at a cafe, working some papers when a man gets up from his chair diagonally to me and changes the table with his lady friend. He is about 60, white hair, respectable and polite looking.

On the way, he comes up really close to me and with a not-so-quiet and discrete voice he announces to the cafe:

"Careful or your lungs will fall out."

What a fucking dick.

and an idiot, he's going to ruin it for the rest of us! some of us know how to be sleazy, but with some subtlety

Zinzi said:

Mushanga said:

I was wearing a dress yesterday. It has a generous cleavage, but not in a trashy way.

Kinda like this:

[img:$uid]http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/bs-395x298-cleavage.jpg[/img:$uid]

I was sitting at a cafe, working some papers when a man gets up from his chair diagonally to me and changes the table with his lady friend. He is about 60, white hair, respectable and polite looking.

On the way, he comes up really close to me and with a not-so-quiet and discrete voice he announces to the cafe:

"Careful or your lungs will fall out."

What a fucking dick.

you should of said

''careful or i'll knock your teeth out'' haha

That guy had no right to tell you that. I'da been like..."glad your were enjoying the view".

I bet you looked great in the dress.

[Edited 6/5/10 9:04am]

I don't really have anything to contribute. I just came to look...

SherryJackson said:

Zinzi said:

you should of said

''careful or i'll knock your teeth out'' haha

That guy had no right to tell you that. I'da been like..."glad your were enjoying the view".

I bet you looked great in the dress.

[Edited 6/5/10 9:04am]

Thanks guys.

I looked hawt.

I was measured as a 36-F. I squeeze myself into a 34-DD.

I turn full coverage bras into titty-popping cleavage inducers.

I'm not paying $70 for a fucking F. Fuck that shit, man.

So don't even ASK me about pain.

Acrylic said:

I was measured as a 36-F. I squeeze myself into a 34-DD.

I turn full coverage bras into titty-popping cleavage inducers.

I'm not paying $70 for a fucking F. Fuck that shit, man.

So don't even ASK me about pain.

^^ I second that emotion.

Thanks heavens I don't experience backpains but my boobs started to grow when I was really young. I can remember how incomfortable it made me feel but ballet kept me from stooping.