Neuter your damn cat and keep him indoors. Stray cats have short, nasty lives.

Sounds like a recent episode of The Osbourne's.

tackam said:

He is not a stray, and has been on this earth for nearly 6 years. Indoor cats are nasty, and make your house smell of kitty litter and leave hair and so on. Fuck that.

I think my cat is doing quite well for himself. I feed him regularly, and even pet him sometimes. Except when he's being naughty and raping things.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

If you're going to let him roam outside, though, you should get him fixed. Otherwise he'll keep making unwanted babies...please think about it?

Now you've done it Battier!! the animal activists are gonna rip you a new one

My cat raped my arm once, while i was lying in my chair watching TV, he was sat on my chest purring like mad and staring intently at my arm draped across my chest.

the damn thing grabed hold of my arm with his front legs and wouldn't let go.his back end started moving and i freaked i threw that damn thing clear across my living room!and it hissed at me.

I am very wary of that cat now, but it's my missus' cat so have to tolerate it.

(you are the first people i've ever told of this alarming incident.)

AnotherLover2 said:

No! God, how would you like to have your stuff chopped so you can't ever have sex?

Marrk said:

Marrk said:

Evil cat! Cat rapist! I bet my cat and yours are partners in crime!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

If cats could open tins themselves, i think they'd kill us all.Seriously.

Marrk said:

I bet you're right. My sister-in-law had a devil cat...named Bear. I was napping on the couch on a visit to my brother's house, and I woke up, and the thing was sitting on top of the couch, staring at me. It rather freaked me out, so I went to get up, and the thing pounced right on my chest.

It bothered me a lot, so I locked it in the utility room where it's food, and water, and litter box are. I didn't want it attacking.

Here we go...contributing to the demonization of cats!

Think that black cats are bad luck and evil, thinking cats scratch furnishings because they hate their owners, that they are destructive...now cats are rapists!

Sheesh.

That's totally normal behaviour for cats when mating. Just because they use claws and hiss doesn't necassarily mean they are angry. That's what folklore and the media (movies, etc.) have led you to beleive.

Cats are extremely cool...cats. When they hiss it doesn;t mean they are going to attack, they may be just telling you they don't like this certain situation, or that they feel vulnerable or that they are scared, or that they are excited in this case.

Leave them alone, don't fuck with them, they want to make you happy, don't cut their toes off by declawing them which really, their claws are part of their toes. Not some unuseful, or terrible thing, their claws. ANd treat them nice. The only bad luck you'll be getting is the karma from abusing one, which I assure will get you.

FlyingCloudPassenger said:

It abused me, it wanted to spill it's seed on my arm.It hissed at me cause it wanted to fuck and i wouldn't let it.

that cat is completely insane.

Marrk said:

I am proud of you.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You two have twisted and in certain ways, pathetic views of cats. Good luck to ya.



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[This message was edited Thu Jan 23 14:56:57 PST 2003 by FlyingCloudPassenger]

Ok, the party crasher is here!

Is your cat fixed??? If not, why???

Is the rape victim fixed? Does she have a home that is ready to raise and adopt out kittens if she ends up pregnant?

Berry said:

The raped belongs to my neighbor. Neither are fixed, but the neighbors like cats, and have several.

FlyingCloudPassenger said:

Thank you.

I think that you and your cat should get a room!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

So they are preparred to give a good home to about 6-8 more cats?

Did you know your male will live longer and be healthier if you fix him? Check with your local vet

bkw said:

Don't worry, Kirby, I taped it for ya! I know how you enjoy a good animal porn!

could of been WORSE...
your cat could have been a RACIST,
imagine whut this thread would look like then.

FlyingCloudPassenger said:

Bloody Hell! buy that man a sense of humour!. Jeez

You should have heard the commentary while this was happening!

Update on Izzy, since this is a cat thread: I went down in the basement to throw a load of laundry in the wash, and there is another bird hanging out down there. I locked Izzy in the basement. I hear racket. The good news is I no longer will be doing any more laundry this evening!

Someone will have to find out where the damned things are coming in at and fix it!

00769BAD said:

Classic Bump

Are these country cats? If so, this whole scenario could be the cat version of Deliverance!

"you gotta real purty coat, boy!"

SuperC said:

Update: My cat died. The other cat comes around now and eats food. Fucking cat.

JediMaster said:

FOCROFLMFAO

Does your cat indulge in kitty porn also???


that could be the trigger!!! :NOD:


NAH! :DISBELIEF:


...thought ya knew!!...