This thread has turned me on and depressed me all at the same time.

KidaDynamite said:

PunkMistress said:

...and she's squirming and breathing heavy and moving around and trying to make you touch it, but you just touch and kiss everything but, until she's practically crying.

Then you take the flat of your tongue, like you're licking an ice cream cone, and sweep her slipperiness up over her clit, so that there's no friction from the rough surface of your tongue, just viscous, slippery licking. And it's like she's losing her fucking mind, and you have to wrap your arms around her thighs just to keep her still.

I like that.

:::grabs a towel:::

Jersey said it was "a bit over the top."

PunkMistress said:

MrsMdiver said:

OK...that is hot......

I mean... that's hot!

I think I need a cold shower now.

...and she's squirming and breathing heavy and moving around and trying to make you touch it, but you just touch and kiss everything but, until she's practically crying.

Then you take the flat of your tongue, like you're licking an ice cream cone, and sweep her slipperiness up over her clit, so that there's no friction from the rough surface of your tongue, just viscous, slippery licking. And it's like she's losing her fucking mind, and you have to wrap your arms around her thighs just to keep her still.

I like that.

PunkMistress said:

KidaDynamite said:

:::grabs a towel:::

Jersey said it was "a bit over the top."

Really? To me that's just the start.

Dave1992 said:

PunkMistress said:

Jersey said it was "a bit over the top."

Really? To me that's just the start.

The post, dear, not the act.

PunkMistress said:

Dave1992 said:

Really? To me that's just the start.

The post, dear, not the act.

PunkMistress said:

Dave1992 said:

Really? To me that's just the start.

The post, dear, not the act.

Good then. Carry on.

PunkMistress said:

:-o

I should NOT be reading this thread at work. Especially when I'm already flustered and distracted today.

Another thing I LOVE about sex: the incredible kind of mind-blowing session that lasts nearly all night and leaves you thinking about it and craving the person all the next day

PunkMistress said:

KidaDynamite said:

:::grabs a towel:::

Jersey said it was "a bit over the top."

he said what?

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KidaDynamite said:

PunkMistress said:

Jersey said it was "a bit over the top."

he said what?

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That big boy look like he'll whup a muhfucka's ass.

PunkMistress said:

KidaDynamite said:

:::grabs a towel:::

Jersey said it was "a bit over the top."

OH NO HE DI'NT!!!

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PunkMistress said:

paintedlady said:

The 1st time I was actually able to do this I was so I love the shape of my guys dick, its fits well in my mouth. It makes me feel a sense of comfort ( I know it's weird) also, I get really wet. But anyways, when I get a good breathing rhythm & firm stroke going I can get his dick all down my throat. I love seeing his body straighten out, asscheeks punch up... I usually slow down and suck really hard when he does that.. it makes me moan. Oh, and sucking and licking a man's balls is so much fun. Its relaxing too for me. I like giving massages anyways, but when I lick my guys balls he grabs my hair and opens his legs wide while I mash my face in. I can get both balls in my mouth sometimes, but I prefer to stroke his balls with the broad of my tongue- side to side and from his asshole to the base of his dick. Nothing is sacred, it's all mine! The only downside is when I deep-throat, and he cums, the semen always fills up my mouth the wrong way and it shoots/sprays out in a way that causes my gag reflex to respond. Its nice though, and after my entire face may be covered in my own spit from mashing my face on his nutsack, but he'll still kiss me and call me his "killa". I really like that big man of mine. [Edited 5/29/10 9:50am]

This, everyone, is what the fuck I'm talking about.

This whole exchange made my brows go up and not come down for a loooong while. The only lover I ever really had was my daughters father and he did not like me to perform oral sex but he did absolutely love to "do me right" as he use to say. I have met women who say that there is absolutely nothing in giving head for a woman and then there are you two maneaters who deffinately think otherwise. Truthfully they are still up . Hopefully before I die I meet a man who will let me put some of your ideas to the test.

I'm not a prude or anything, but that facefucking/deepthroating stuff is exactly what I hate about p0rn these days.

Can you tell me what a female would find enjoyable about it ?

phunkdaddy said:

KidaDynamite said:

he said what?

[img:$uid]http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w9/Purplemistress/Why-You-Shoud-Never-Put-Your-Pictur.jpg[/img:$uid]

That big boy look like he'll whup a muhfucka's ass.

Don't touch his Butterfingers or you gonna pull back a nub.

0x41414141 said:

It's HOT. Especially if you get off on the guy's reactions. I loooove doing it, provided I trust the guy.

evenstar3 said:

0x41414141 said:

I'm not a prude or anything, but that facefucking/deepthroating stuff is exactly what I hate about p0rn these days.

Can you tell me what a female would find enjoyable about it ?

It's HOT. Especially if you get off on the guy's reactions. I loooove doing it, provided I trust the guy.

like "ZOMFG, that's exactly what I saw on redtube last night!" ?

I'll need to hit some tonsils next time around to see if it's really all that.

evenstar3 said:

0x41414141 said:

I'm not a prude or anything, but that facefucking/deepthroating stuff is exactly what I hate about p0rn these days.

Can you tell me what a female would find enjoyable about it ?

It's HOT. Especially if you get off on the guy's reactions. I loooove doing it, provided I trust the guy.

It's totally hot, but then again, I love to be treated like a piece of shit in general.

JustErin said:

evenstar3 said:

0x41414141 said: It's HOT. Especially if you get off on the guy's reactions. I loooove doing it, provided I trust the guy.

It's totally hot, but then again, I love to be treated like a piece of shit in general.

Please, PLEAAAAAASE won't you two keep me as your personal sex slave? Please? I'm an atheist, I don't believe in heaven, this is as close as I can possibly get. I swear to gawd, I will quit my life and move there right fucking now.

I'll cook too! You can come home every day to a freshly rolled joint, hot vegan soul food, and a woman who just wants to make each and every part of your life a little bit more awesome.

begging-edit

[Edited 6/7/10 19:53pm]

tackam said:

Please, PLEAAAAAASE won't you two keep me as your personal sex slave? Please? I'm an atheist, I don't believe in heaven, this is as close as I can possibly get. I swear to gawd, I will quit my life and move there right fucking now.

I'll cook too! You can come home every day to a freshly rolled joint, hot vegan soul food, and a woman who just wants to make each and every part of your life a little bit more awesome.

begging-edit

[Edited 6/7/10 19:53pm]

*waves at fellow sex-loving vegan atheist*

you ever been to hillside quickie?

Man, this thread is the bomb! I thought Penthouse Forum used to be hot, but it ain't got diddly on the threads in the Org.

BTW, I was grilling some burgers and marinated chicken tenders last night , and when I came outside to turn the food, I could hear my upstairs nieghbors having sex.

Lawd GEEZUS!!! THIS thread right here!!! It's like an org ORGY up in this piece!!

*back 2 lurk mode*

evenstar3 said:

0x41414141 said:

I'm not a prude or anything, but that facefucking/deepthroating stuff is exactly what I hate about p0rn these days.

Can you tell me what a female would find enjoyable about it ?

It's HOT. Especially if you get off on the guy's reactions. I loooove doing it, provided I trust the guy.

Yes, it's totally hot. I like it both ways, to choke a guy and get choked.

I love it how I can overcome the gag-reflex.

evenstar3 said:

0x41414141 said:

I'm not a prude or anything, but that facefucking/deepthroating stuff is exactly what I hate about p0rn these days.

Can you tell me what a female would find enjoyable about it ?

It's HOT. Especially if you get off on the guy's reactions. I loooove doing it, provided I trust the guy.

If it was a guy that was "the one" I would be curious to try it once. It would have to be someone who stopped if I began to panic.

Deadflow3r said:

evenstar3 said:

0x41414141 said: It's HOT. Especially if you get off on the guy's reactions. I loooove doing it, provided I trust the guy.

If it was a guy that was "the one" I would be curious to try it once. It would have to be someone who stopped if I began to panic.

oh, for fuck's sake. it's just a dick. just put it in your mouth already. they're marvelous.

INSATIABLE said:

Deadflow3r said:

If it was a guy that was "the one" I would be curious to try it once. It would have to be someone who stopped if I began to panic.

oh, for fuck's sake. it's just a dick. just put it in your mouth already. they're marvelous.

You crack my ass up.

tackam said:

Please, PLEAAAAAASE won't you two keep me as your personal sex slave? Please? I'm an atheist, I don't believe in heaven, this is as close as I can possibly get. I swear to gawd, I will quit my life and move there right fucking now.

I'll cook too! You can come home every day to a freshly rolled joint, hot vegan soul food, and a woman who just wants to make each and every part of your life a little bit more awesome.

begging-edit

[Edited 6/7/10 19:53pm]

That is one damn good sell yo!

MacDaddy said:

I've found that being high pretty much eliminates my gag reflex. It's awesome