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After An Exciting Hot, Nice 69 With His Girlfriend Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell  on his breath
so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that 2 liters of listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 5 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said 'Man did you have to do 69 before you came here?'. Paul said ' does my breath smell like ?.
The dentist replied ' No your forehead smells like sh*t!  | |
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ewww  | |
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BklynBabe said:  @ your signature!!I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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wtf
so shallow  | |
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funkpill said: 69
I remember those.  I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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I love it. MY COVER OF PRETTY WINGS
http://www.youtube.com/wa...fdeGPST9Tw | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!    I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Oh larwd..... | |
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we all ben there  | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderator| With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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wrongwrongwrong | |
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this reminds me of one lunchtime at school where i was sitting
with two girlfriends and the boyfriend of one of them the one girl kept breathing into the other girls' face asking "can you smell i had garlic yesterday? can you smell it?" after a few minutes the guy leaned over to her and said: "can you smell i just went down on joyce in the toillet half an hour ago?" i still have to laugh when i think about that and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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 "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Dewrede said: ewww
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| eww | |
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| "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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| ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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I wear both stenches with pride.  Christopher damn! | |
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DONE!
LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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Ewwwwh! :Holds nose:  | |
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noimageatall said:
Another example of your awesome photo contributions to these joke threads  !With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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All that tooth cleaning and he never thought to take s shower and wash his stank ass? "Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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FUNKNROLL! "February 2014, wow". 'dre. | |
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Speak for yourself. Personally, I have all my girls wash their asses before engaging in an exciting 69. | |
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