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There are THOUSANDS of Artists in the World, but ONLY ONE who PAINTS WITH HIS PENIS (slightly NSFW) 
Click on the image above to witness this gimmicky motherfucker do his thing. I don't mind kink in art--as a matter of fact it often makes the art quite beautiful or rememberable. But I struggle to understand what painting with the penis actually accomplishes. What is the message here? It just screams attention-whore. Lawd, I hate attention-whores, being of humble, quiet, demeanor myself. . [Edited 5/26/10 11:34am] | |
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Every male porn actor paints with his penis.
Even *I* know that! | |
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Yeah, that just looks like some juvenile attention whore more than someone trying an unorthodox painting method for arts' sake. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Dude's a cock | |
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it makes me wonder how Johnart paints | |
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Stupid is.....as stupid does. | |
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TheVoid said: 
Click on the image above to witness this gimmicky motherfucker do his thing. I don't mind kink in art--as a matter of fact it often makes the art quite beautiful or rememberable. But I struggle to understand what painting with the penis actually accomplishes. What is the message here? It just screams attention-whore. Lawd, I hate attention-whores, being of humble, quiet, demeanor myself. . [Edited 5/26/10 11:34am]  Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
Yer booteh maeks meh moodeh Differing opinions do not equal "hate" | |
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You know he's really taking a piss |
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Oh for cock's sake! | |
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Dan, how exactly did you find this artist? | |
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 why oh why did i click on that picture??  | |
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kimrachell said: why oh why did i click on that picture??  
Okay, and who the hell is sleeping with this paint-stained fool? Can you say... "INFECTION"?  [Edited 5/26/10 14:31pm] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: kimrachell said: why oh why did i click on that picture??
Okay, and who the hell is sleeping with this paint-stained fool? Can you say... "INFECTION"?
[Edited 5/26/10 14:31pm] For.real. Tiny...nevermind "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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His paintings are pretty good. I'm sure it's tiring though.  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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what about the enema guy? who paint with his ASS!!! | |
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It makes me wonder how he got the lines in that painting so narrow.
I'm pretty sure he's a pencil-dick  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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ZombieKitten said: what about the enema guy?
who paint with his ASS!!!Not sure if it's the same guy, but approximately 10 years ago I saw a guy performing in, at the time, the hippest club of Amsterdam (or the world rather, if you'd believe the wankers there at the time) He used an enema to stuff his arse with paint and Jackson Pollocked all over a huge canvas. | |
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Ok, org. Who's up for a penis painting meet-up???  I'm in!!
I am based near Brisbane Australia I will paint all night at your party..... I will be in Las vegas 12-17 June 2010 and available for parties / clubs to paint at email me for details aprox$50 per portrait.....! I Video and Burn a DVD of the entire painting process as proof of how it was created. Backgrounds are all Butt cheek prints.Portraits painted in 20 minutes using only my penis as a brush,I perform at Parties, Sexpos ,Pubs and Clubs, in front of audiences all around the world.
Did you see the paintings of Bush and sarah Palin? "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Love it.
Wonder if it's hard or soft when he paints. [Edited 5/27/10 12:26pm] "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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