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Reply #60 posted 05/26/10 9:03am

ConsciousConta
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TheVoid said:

elmer said:

You're all bloody philistines!

That's not another one of your ridiculous words for shoes, is it?


Haven t you heard of Philly Steins, the Jewish cobblers shop in the East End of London?
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Reply #61 posted 05/26/10 10:00am

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TheVoid said:

OMG, why are all my lovely British friends getting so worked up?

I posted this with the most well meaning intentions.


Look, it's NOT that difficult to pronounce words corretly with a proper American accent.

Simply butch your voice up a little bit, don't do that strange lisp thing that yall like to do, and pronounce the "Rs" in words when you see them--don't ignore them.


For example, the word "car" is pronounced.... "CAR"... yup. Not "Cah"

I mean, what is "cah" anyways? You're not a bunch of crows for fucks sake!



I love you guys.


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Reply #62 posted 05/26/10 10:03am

markpeg

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Colour? I mean, really? It's color!

And what about their pronouncing superfluous consonants. Like the "h" in herb. It's "erb" guys---not herb.




And then your apallling use of slang words.

I mean, Trainers? REALLY? Who's training? What are they training for?
It's "Sneakers" guys. I mean, really. S-n-e-a-k-e-r-s. lawd.


Furthermore, if you're going to mess up the Queen's English (I'm speaking about Queen Latifa, or even Lady Gaga if you will), why be so smug about it? We Americans have on way too many occasions rescued you and ensured your ability to speak English--at least try and speak it with the correct accent and write it with the correct spelling. I mean, please respect that. If not for us, you'd probably be speaking German. lawd.




Anyways, I want this thread to be about the things we have in common and not our differences. I love all of you.



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Colour, Flavour, Honour, Favourite etc. just has more class than the American version, but I admit you Yanks have a good knack for shortening and simplifying things. Here in Canada we're kind of stuck between the Queen's English of the U.K. and our Big Brother to the South (the U.S.). But please, it's not Trainers or Sneakers, it's RUNNERS.
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Reply #63 posted 05/26/10 10:17am

Empress

TheVoid said:

Colour? I mean, really? It's color!

And what about their pronouncing superfluous consonants. Like the "h" in herb. It's "erb" guys---not herb.




And then your apallling use of slang words.

I mean, Trainers? REALLY? Who's training? What are they training for?
It's "Sneakers" guys. I mean, really. S-n-e-a-k-e-r-s. lawd.



Furthermore, if you're going to mess up the Queen's English (I'm speaking about Queen Latifa, or even Lady Gaga if you will), why be so smug about it? We Americans have on way too many occasions rescued you and ensured your ability to speak English--at least try and speak it with the correct accent and write it with the correct spelling. I mean, please respect that. If not for us, you'd probably be speaking German. lawd.




Anyways, I want this thread to be about the things we have in common and not our differences. I love all of you.



GROUP. HUG.

grouphug


I guess we should just all start speaking/spelling in American english, because god knows words like imma and y'all are definitely more proper than the way Brits speak and spell. rolleyes

And how are they sneakers? Are they for sneaking around? I think they are for running, hence, running shoes. Duh! razz
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Reply #64 posted 05/26/10 10:18am

LleeLlee

Honestly void,I've not heard in all my time the toilet referred to as a water closet. BTW, Most Britishers walk around saying cah, cah, bruv. confused


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Reply #65 posted 05/26/10 10:20am

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Well we might not talk proper but at least we are not all fat bastards!
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Reply #66 posted 05/26/10 10:24am

LleeLlee

SPOOKYGAS said:

Well we might not talk proper but at least we are not all fat bastards!



Do you mean fat "arses" or fat "asses," please, I dont have all day. :waiting:
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Reply #67 posted 05/26/10 10:25am

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SPOOKYGAS said:

Well we might not talk proper but at least we are not all fat bastards!


your fat asses are right behind us. rolleyes



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Reply #68 posted 05/26/10 10:27am

LleeLlee

JerseyKRS said:

SPOOKYGAS said:

Well we might not talk proper but at least we are not all fat bastards!


your fat asses are right behind us. rolleyes




I'm moving to Japan before its too late.
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Reply #69 posted 05/26/10 10:27am

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I'm starting an online petition for LleeLlee to change her signature.


It's bollocks.


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Reply #70 posted 05/26/10 10:28am

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LleeLlee said:

JerseyKRS said:



your fat asses are right behind us. rolleyes




I'm moving to Japan before its too late.



They won't let our fat asses in. sigh


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Reply #71 posted 05/26/10 10:31am

JerseyKRS

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and to the OP....


oh the irony.










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Reply #72 posted 05/26/10 10:32am

LleeLlee

JerseyKRS said:

I'm starting an online petition for LleeLlee to change her signature.


It's bollocks.



Whats wrong with it? confused
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Reply #73 posted 05/26/10 10:32am

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JerseyKRS said:

SPOOKYGAS said:

Well we might not talk proper but at least we are not all fat bastards!


your fat asses are right behind us. rolleyes



So we are behind your behinds?
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Reply #74 posted 05/26/10 10:34am

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LleeLlee said:

SPOOKYGAS said:

Well we might not talk proper but at least we are not all fat bastards!



Do you mean fat "arses" or fat "asses," please, I dont have all day. :waiting:


The cake can wait now go and get on your trainers and take that blubber oot fur a run.
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Reply #75 posted 05/26/10 10:38am

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JerseyKRS said:

and to the OP....


oh the irony.







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Thats a fake..it looks nothing like Mel Gibson.
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Reply #76 posted 05/26/10 10:39am

LleeLlee

SPOOKYGAS said:

LleeLlee said:




Do you mean fat "arses" or fat "asses," please, I dont have all day. :waiting:


The cake can wait now go and get on your trainers and take that blubber oot fur a run.



Have you seen blubber on mah bootay? Imma kick all y'all asses right now! All five o them.
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Reply #77 posted 05/26/10 10:46am

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LleeLlee said:

SPOOKYGAS said:



The cake can wait now go and get on your trainers and take that blubber oot fur a run.



Have you seen blubber on mah bootay? Imma kick all y'all asses right now! All five o them.



I ate chocolate chip cookies for lunch.

like, 8 of 'em. confused


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Reply #78 posted 05/26/10 10:47am

LleeLlee

JerseyKRS said:

LleeLlee said:




Have you seen blubber on mah bootay? Imma kick all y'all asses right now! All five o them.



I ate chocolate chip cookies for lunch.

like, 8 of 'em. confused



Biscuits or Cookies? confused
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Reply #79 posted 05/26/10 10:48am

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LleeLlee said:

JerseyKRS said:




I ate chocolate chip cookies for lunch.

like, 8 of 'em. confused



Biscuits or Cookies? confused

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Reply #80 posted 05/26/10 1:25pm

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whistle said:

i'm in accent purgatory. years of living in North America has dulled my natural accent.

Americans and Canadians still classify me as English and my friends and family in the UK tell me i sound like a Yank.

i do grow bored of people in America saying 'listen to this guy, he sounds like the Geico lizard!'



It's not a Lizard, it's a Gecko
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Reply #81 posted 05/26/10 3:19pm

elmer

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And what about their pronouncing superfluous consonants. Like the "h" in herb. It's "erb" guys---not herb.


It's pronounced H E R B because it has a "H" in the front.


"I will write you" is just ridiculous. I will write TO you.

What's with the "Z" cropping up in words like 'realize' or 'recognize'?

It's "different to" not "different from" thank you.
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Reply #82 posted 05/26/10 4:50pm

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JerseyKRS said:

and to the OP....


oh the irony.




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falloff that's horrible! wouldn't letting the statue get destroyed be more in the spirit?

But I have to say that imagining Mel Gibson being hurt by this makes me smile a little.
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Reply #83 posted 05/26/10 7:09pm

TheVoid

elmer said:

TheVoid said:


And what about their pronouncing superfluous consonants. Like the "h" in herb. It's "erb" guys---not herb.


It's pronounced H E R B because it has a "H" in the front.


"I will write you" is just ridiculous. I will write TO you.

What's with the "Z" cropping up in words like 'realize' or 'recognize'?

It's "different to" not "different from" thank you.



Oh dear lawd, the social programming these brits have been brainwashed BY (I'm sure they want to say "to" or some weirdness like that) is just astounding, and clearly prohibitive to communication. sad




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Reply #84 posted 05/26/10 7:42pm

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ZombieKitten said:
MrsMdiver said:
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why DID the Usasians change all the spelling? confuse


A wise Brit that I know says they changed the smelling to dumb it down.
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or simply to be "difficult"


I can answer that question for you. biggrin I wrote my senior thesis in my high school English literature class about the dictionary, and one of the major components of the thesis was the lexicography of Noah Webster of the famed Webster's dictionary. It was his idea to change the spelling of a lot of proper English words like colour and honour and remove the letter u from those words to make American English different than the British monarchy's English. Of course, he recommended these changes to the English language in the USA just after we defeated the Brits in the American Revolution. flag

For some reason, a lot of Americans are enamored by British accents, but I think that's because most of the Brits we see speaking actually are like the most public faces of their country. I've heard some working class Brits speak in a pub setting, and to me much of it is harder to understand than a bunch of Southern American rednecks.

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Reply #85 posted 05/26/10 8:11pm

elmer

728huey said:



For some reason, a lot of Americans are enamored by British accents, but I think that's because most of the Brits we see speaking actually are like the most public faces of their country. I've heard some working class Brits speak in a pub setting, and to me much of it is harder to understand than a bunch of Southern American rednecks.

typing

True, there are vast differences in regional dialects throughout Britain. A Scotsman sounds nothing like a Cockney in intonation and flow, it's far more apparent than anything in the states.

The queen's english tends to be very nasal.
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Reply #86 posted 05/26/10 8:22pm

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elmer said:

TheVoid said:


And what about their pronouncing superfluous consonants. Like the "h" in herb. It's "erb" guys---not herb.


It's pronounced H E R B because it has a "H" in the front.


"I will write you" is just ridiculous. I will write TO you.

What's with the "Z" cropping up in words like 'realize' or 'recognize'?

It's "different to" not "different from" thank you.


I prefer "different than" so you can keep both of those.

I like the Z in realize and recognize, because as one poster on another board put it, I can't help but read recognise like Al Pacino in Scarface is saying it.
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Reply #87 posted 05/26/10 8:47pm

SherryJackson

MrsMdiver said:

TheVoid said:


And another thing I don't get, Val is why they're always trying to copy the Australians with their accent. It just ends up sounding kind of fake.

Like they're being Aussie Posers, you know what I mean?

I mean, it's not that hard to speak English with a proper mid-west, American accent--that way you can garner some respect and marketability during your next job interview.

Nobody wants to interview somebody who responds, "Thanks, Mate. Moi Mum eeensisted Oiy go to Uni to git mah Eeeducayshon, know wha oiy meen?"




falloff

Hubby does a pretty good American accent.

Here is what I really do not get.....


all of my friends (girls rolleyes ) back home love to hear a British accent. I come here and no one is impressed with my American accent.
I hear "Wow..you do not sound American"! When I ask what they mean, they say "Your voice is not loud and obnoxious like most American's!".


I have also been asked if I am Canadian or Australian because I do not have accent.

It is not fair...I want an accent!
hmph!



eek eek We speak without accents now?? "Eh"? That's news to me...lol People think I always speak with some sorta accent. Sometimes they say British eek. I speak four languages..so maybe I speak with some sorta hybrid accent, idk.

And I spell "colour" and "favourite"...you Yankees are spelling it WRONG! There I said it falloff Nah I don't care..I interchange between languages so my English spelling sucks sometimes razz Love my American brothers and sisters grouphug
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Reply #88 posted 05/27/10 5:56am

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LleeLlee said:

JerseyKRS said:




I ate chocolate chip cookies for lunch.

like, 8 of 'em. confused



Biscuits or Cookies? confused


one comment:


air biscuits neutral
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Reply #89 posted 05/27/10 12:20pm

MrsMdiver

SherryJackson said:

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falloff

Hubby does a pretty good American accent.

Here is what I really do not get.....


all of my friends (girls rolleyes ) back home love to hear a British accent. I come here and no one is impressed with my American accent.
I hear "Wow..you do not sound American"! When I ask what they mean, they say "Your voice is not loud and obnoxious like most American's!".


I have also been asked if I am Canadian or Australian because I do not have accent.

It is not fair...I want an accent!
hmph!



eek eek We speak without accents now?? "Eh"? That's news to me...lol People think I always speak with some sorta accent. Sometimes they say British eek. I speak four languages..so maybe I speak with some sorta hybrid accent, idk.

And I spell "colour" and "favourite"...you Yankees are spelling it WRONG! There I said it falloff Nah I don't care..I interchange between languages so my English spelling sucks sometimes razz Love my American brothers and sisters grouphug





I have been told that I do not have an accent. I guess it is because I lived in Florida for 26 yrs.

lol
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