On a scale of 1 (THE Worst) to 7 (Under appeciated), how do you rank these films:

Tarzan The Ape Man

Never Too Young To Die

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Graffiti Bridge

Girl 6

Showgirls

Spice World

I loved "Girl 6", its one of Spike's most underrated joints.

TonyVanDam said:

On a scale of 1 (THE Worst) to 7 (Under appeciated), how do you rank these films:

Tarzan The Ape Man Haven't seen it

Never Too Young To Die Havent seen it

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace Haven't seen it

Graffiti Bridge Dreadful 2

Girl 6 Not too bad, a bit too much mf this and that, and living up to negative hip hop stereotypes, I actually watched it at the movies in 1996 3

Showgirls Actually quite good, but too many musical numbers 4

Spice World Probably the worst piece of shite ever made to cash in on a pop fad 1

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Harlepolis said:

I loved "Girl 6", its one of Spike's most underrated joints.

It was 45 minutes way to long

TonyVanDam said:

On a scale of 1 (THE Worst) to 7 (Under appeciated), how do you rank these films:

Tarzan The Ape Man

Never Too Young To Die

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Graffiti Bridge

Girl 6

Showgirls

Spice World

I kinda liked Superman 4 better than Superman3

I don't

Tarzan with Bo Derek? higher than anything on this list except maybe Showgirls

NDRU said:

Tarzan with Bo Derek? higher than anything on this list except maybe Showgirls

Yes, that awesomely bad Tarzan film from 1980.

TonyVanDam said:

NDRU said:

Tarzan with Bo Derek? higher than anything on this list except maybe Showgirls

Yes, that awesomely bad Tarzan film from 1980.

it has her body, so it can't be all bad

NDRU said:

TonyVanDam said:

Yes, that awesomely bad Tarzan film from 1980.

it has her body, so it can't be all bad

Bo Derek breastfeeds a monkey!

TonyVanDam said:

NDRU said:

it has her body, so it can't be all bad

Bo Derek breastfeeds a monkey!

that's what I'm into

TonyVanDam said:

On a scale of 1 (THE Worst) to 7 (Under appeciated), how do you rank these films:

Tarzan The Ape Man

Never Too Young To Die

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Graffiti Bridge

Girl 6

Showgirls

Spice World

According to whom? I admit that this is a decent list of poo-poo filmmaking , but how do you judge really bad movies? Do you include all of the low-budget horror, screwball erotic comedes, and inide films that are basically film school senior theses, or are we talking about mainstream Hollywood releases that were steaming piles of crap? It would be easy to rate a low budget horror film like Ravenous Nazi Zombie Killers or Stripper Pole Commandos starring the latest Playboy Playmate and Penthouse Pet wannbes, but no one watches these movies expecting Oscar-worthy performances. It's a totallly different story when you have big-budget disasters like Heaven's Gate, Ishtar, Hudson Hawk, Battlefield Earth, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, Gigli, etc.

I could watch Showgirls over and over and over again. it's so bad, it's great.

728huey said:

TonyVanDam said:

On a scale of 1 (THE Worst) to 7 (Under appeciated), how do you rank these films:

Tarzan The Ape Man

Never Too Young To Die

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Graffiti Bridge

Girl 6

Showgirls

Spice World

According to whom? I admit that this is a decent list of poo-poo filmmaking , but how do you judge really bad movies? Do you include all of the low-budget horror, screwball erotic comedes, and inide films that are basically film school senior theses, or are we talking about mainstream Hollywood releases that were steaming piles of crap? It would be easy to rate a low budget horror film like Ravenous Nazi Zombie Killers or Stripper Pole Commandos starring the latest Playboy Playmate and Penthouse Pet wannbes, but no one watches these movies expecting Oscar-worthy performances. It's a totallly different story when you have big-budget disasters like Heaven's Gate, Ishtar, Hudson Hawk, Battlefield Earth, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, Gigli, etc.

It's simple. You watch these films and ask yourself when or not the storyline makes any sense OR not? You paid close attention to how the actors/actresses deliver their lines and ask yourself if they were good enough OR were they over the top?

I cant believe Ive actually seen Spice world...

tinaz said:

I cant believe Ive actually seen Spice world...

Don't feel bad. I've actually was up last night watching Spice World for the first time ever on YouTube. It's one of those awesomely bad films that has gotten by at the box office due to the campiness of it. The Spice Girls were only self-parodies of themselves the whole time.

TonyVanDam said:

On a scale of 1 (THE Worst) to 7 (Under appeciated), how do you rank these films:

Tarzan The Ape Man

Never Too Young To Die

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Graffiti Bridge

Girl 6

Showgirls

Spice World

Tarzan The Ape Man - Is this the one with Bo Dereck? It was awful.

Never Too Young To Die - I have no clue what this is.

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace - Never watched it, but if it's worse than Superman 3, then Houston we have a problem.

Graffiti Bridge - This movie is so inconceivably terrible, it makes me wonder if Prince is ever ashamed of it---He'll say no, but it's impossible not to be ashamed of that mess.

Girl 6 - I saw "Do The Right Thing" and disliked it. I've only seen pieces of Spikes films, and they never grabbed me. Girl 6 sounds like a must miss.

Showgirls - Never saw it. Seems to be a gay favorite though.

Spice World - I have no clue what this is.

I would also recommend the following be added:

Next Friday

Glitter

Aeragon

Alien vs Predator Requiem

Norbit

The Nutty Professor 2

and all of Tyler Perry's movies

TheVoid said:

TonyVanDam said:

On a scale of 1 (THE Worst) to 7 (Under appeciated), how do you rank these films:

Tarzan The Ape Man

Never Too Young To Die

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Graffiti Bridge

Girl 6

Showgirls

Spice World

Tarzan The Ape Man - Is this the one with Bo Dereck? It was awful.

Never Too Young To Die - I have no clue what this is.

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace - Never watched it, but if it's worse than Superman 3, then Houston we have a problem.

Graffiti Bridge - This movie is so inconceivably terrible, it makes me wonder if Prince is ever ashamed of it---He'll say no, but it's impossible not to be ashamed of that mess.

Girl 6 - I saw "Do The Right Thing" and disliked it. I've only seen pieces of Spikes films, and they never grabbed me. Girl 6 sounds like a must miss.

Showgirls - Never saw it. Seems to be a gay favorite though.

Spice World - I have no clue what this is.

I would also recommend the following be added:

Next Friday

Glitter

Aeragon

Alien vs Predator Requiem

Norbit

The Nutty Professor 2

and all of Tyler Perry's movies

I so agree, that Madea shit is waaaayyyyy overated.

Showgirls is one of the best movies of all time.

I havent seen any of them apart from superman 4 which I saw at the cinema when I was a kid and the film is the dogs bollocks.

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Penguin said:

Number23 said:

Penguin said:

I havent seen any of them apart from superman 4 which I saw at the cinema when I was a kid and the film is the dogs bollocks.

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Oh aye, the japanese release. Rewritten by Truman Capote and re-edited by Ingrid Bergman. Classic of the genre, but rarely seen outside collectors' circles.

do you mean Ingmar?

tinaz said:

I cant believe Ive actually seen Spice world...

That's the only one out of the list that i've seen too. It was very bad.

NDRU said:

Lammastide said:

I thought Girl 6 was a lot of fun.

You must like going to the Dentist.

Number23 said:

NDRU said:

do you mean Ingmar?

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do they have the other kind for you?!

NDRU said:

kpowers said:

Lammastide said:

I thought Girl 6 was a lot of fun.

You must like going to the Dentist.

Graffiti Bridge i liked the music... and maybe one or two bits in the film...then

Girl 6 i like MADONNA's part. it's an ok movie. maybe the only one by Spike Lee i care for.

Showgirls this is just cheesy. but good cheesy. the kind you quote, because it's just funny to.

Spice World it's the SPICE GIRLS!!! LOL. this is a cartoon brought to life. LOVE them, the music and the movie!!! you can't take it seriously.

and i would not rank these as the worst movies. not even close. there are far many that are worse!!

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