High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."





http://www.washingtonpost...03980.html
[Edited 5/22/10 13:04pm]

I forgot to take a picture of the friday newspaper frontpage. classic.

it read, "dc high school students say govt. issued free condoms are too small"

only in chocolate city

DC now giving out free Magnum condoms
Cartoon Characters that are probably Gay

the juxtaposition made me laugh as I thought of DC Comics.....

They get bigger every generation

http://www.washingtonpost...03980.html

Cinnie said:

D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

cinnie, your next joint needs to be called WrapMC.

Stax said:

The big dicks are in D.C. and the population is 56% black. Seems them super size condoms should have been in demand some time ago.

DesireeNevermind said:

And they are multiplying! These are the 90s babies

Cinnie said:

now let's see what happens in the next 20 years.

See lemme tell'em like I would tell my kid....

Choice A) You buy your own damn condoms in what ever size or flavor you want

or
Choice B) You come home with a child or a disease and I cut your nuts off...

BklynBabe said:

I would give my kid condoms.

SUPRMAN said:

I told my son its OK to masturbate, and how to buy condoms. I taught him, if a man can't afford condoms he shouldn't be fucking anybody. No job, no pussy! Here's a cum rag and some astroglide, and please be discreet... Merry Christmas.

seriously. You do what's best in your home for your own child. If he's cute and the girls are noticing, make sure he sees full on pictures of genitals infected with diseases.

paintedlady said:

(No pun intended.)

SUPRMAN said:

TY. Teach a boy to be a man, teach him to buy his own. Imma teach my daughter to buy her own also.
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paintedlady said:

My son and I talked very openly about condoms, sex, etc. from a young age. Then the first time I found some in his coat pocket I cried 'cuz he was growing up, I've never seen his father laugh that hard.

Once I stopped crying I was relieved that he was being careful.

babynoz said:

That's an awesome feeling! It's not 100% but its the best to hope for in this day and age. Can't be too careful.

paintedlady said:

I did... Told her you cant always rely on someone else...

paintedlady said:

Your daughter may be wasting her money.
I'd tell any son of mine to always use his own.
Unless you have married her.

SUPRMAN said:

As a teen my boyfriend wouldn't have any. He wasn't close to his parents, so he would try to do it raw. I became a teen mom at 19. If I had my own things may have played themselves out differently.

Besides I make him use mine since I am allergic to latex. I have to use the polyurethane ones.

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

Have I told you lately how great a mom you are. I wanna be you and PunkMistress mixed together when I become a mom

this right here should be the ultimate motto for life! For men and women.
If you can't afford condoms you need not to be fucking.
You also need not to be fucking anyone who can't afford condoms!

You need to stop wasting time fucking and get a job!!

The story quotes a 30-year-old whining because he can't get his favorite brand from the gubmint for free. Why is a 30-year-old man getting free condoms, anyway?

Get a fucking job.

Genesia said:

Word!

paintedlady said:

OMG you are awesome!!!!

paintedlady said:

Is it too late for you to adopt me?

paintedlady said:

Is that a song by Khia?

By the way. Here in the borough of Brooklyn we buy our own Magnums!!!

HonestMan13 said:

Word!

Ottensen said:

You guys are equally awesome. I wanna tame men the way you do when I grow up! No more okra d@cks for me!