BEGIN CHAT:

ChattyCathy: Hi, everybody!

MissKitty: Hi cathy...

BigDongSteve: Let's get with the fuckin!

PussyLovinPaul: Yo, where's the pussy at?

MsLove: How about a lick?

ChattyCathy: You crazy!

HiddenSalami: Don't leave me out, guys!

PurplePower: Prince is great!!!

MissKitty: Meow... who wants to pet my pussy?

SuperFucker: Oh, I'll pet that motherfucker all right!!!

PussyLovinPaul: Bring it, MissKitty... I'll groom that pussy.

ChattyCathy: I'm feeling left out here. Who wants my pussy?

Fuck-o-meter: I'll take a helping, Cathy!!!

HiddenSalami: Who wants to find my hidden salami... and hide it again?

MsLove: The only thing I love more than big cock are tits and pussy!

ChattyCathy: I have good tits. Do you want to suck them, MsLove?

MsLove: Oh, Cathy! My pussy is so wet right now that I could slide across a linoleum floor!

PurplePower: I saw Prince at a restaurant!!!

CockLover: I saw a big cock that I want to suck... was it yours, BigDongSteve?

PussyLovinPaul: No, that was my big, beautiful cock... who wants a ride on this meat pony?

MsLove: Oooh, Paul! Give me that rod... jackhammer my pussy with that post-hole digger!

Fuck-o-meter: None of you people can fuck like me!

ChattyCathy: I have a pet dog who sometimes licks my pussy when I get home from jogging.

HiddenSalami: Count to ten and then look for my hidden salami.

PurplePower: I heard that Prince had a house in Toronto.

MissKitty: Come on girls... let's lick each other's pussies and then go get pancakes!

ChattyCathy:

ChattyCathy: You got a deal girl!!!

MsLove:

BigDongSteve: I got a big one! Who wants a ride?

Clifford: I'll take a sample, BigDongSteve.

PurplePower: Prince is the greatest musician ever!

Fuck-o-meter:

ThorMeatHammer: You fuckers can't even think about tearing into some pussy like me. I am the pussy master!!!

ChattyCathy: Girls, let's go buy some flavored pussy gel!

PurplePower: Is Prince here tonight?

CockLover: Who has the biggest, thickest cock in here tonight? :KY: :LICK:

BigDongSteve: I do!!!

PERFECT!

Damn, guess there's alot of sex deprived people up in the org.

That's really funny.





I like.

CONTINUE CHAT:

WhaleDick: I have the biggest fucking dick in the universe! I could knock down a tall building without a hard-on!!!

PussyLovinPaul: Shit, MinnowCock... you don't have anything on me. I am the goddamned cock-jedi!

BigDongSteve: My cock is like a and your pussy is the

SuperFucker: My cock is the size of a telephone pole! Big, long and hard as wood!

ChattyCathy:

HiddenSalami: Who cares about your shit... who is going to come over here and eat my salami???

PurplePower: Prince, where are you? Why won't you talk to me???

WhaleDick: I want some fucking

BigDongSteve: You are a , ShrimpDick.

BigDongSteve: Now that we are rid of TetraPecker, we can get back to the fucking!

MsLove: Bring it on, big boy!

Those screennames are hilarious!

Lleena said:

Thank you, thank you, thank you...

I especially like purplepower!

Bonking Benny.
Throbbing Theo.
Ms. Bang Bang.
Steve Schlong.


I can think of a million more.

Thanks for reminding me of why I don't do the chat thing

*lots of masturbation continues as the chat goes on*

CONTINUE CHAT:

ChattyCathy: Damn, I love pussy. I am getting tired of dealing with men and their droopy balls always getting in the way.

BigDongSteve: Girl, I keep my balls high and tight... come on over here and give old BigDongSteve a try.

MsLove: Cathy girl... I hear ya! Give pussy or give me... well, I guess I will take some big, veined cock too... hell, let's all fuck!!!

BigDongSteve: I'm with that, MsLove! Hit me up in PRIVATE! We will jack off all goddamned night, girl! I'm gonna lick your pussy all night!!!

SuperFucker: Hey, I want to jack off too... come on, girls... I can pretend to have titties if that will help.

MissKitty: Sorry guys... I have been fucking myself with a cucumber in a private chat!

Fuck-o-Meter: Yeah, Kitty... you have some damned good

PurplePower: I wish that Prince would come meet my parents.

WhaleDick: Who the fuck called me MinnowPenis or whatever it was earlier??? I'll kick your fucking ass, faggot!!!

ChattyCathy: Come on, let's all get loaded and fuck!

MsLove: I'll drink to that, Cathy!

PussyLovinPaul: I have just been in private chat with a really hot girl! She told me she looks just like Janet Jackson!!! :wow:

PussyLovinPaul: Gather nuts where you may, I always say!

Clifford: Come on!!! Who is going to fuck my ass and spank it hard?

PrincePower: Prince, I know you are here... meet me in private.

HornyBitch: PussyLovinPaul, get your big dick in private with me so I can suck it!

IceNine said:

*giggles*

PurplePower cracks me up!

and this...

"WhaleDick: Who the fuck called me MinnowPenis or whatever it was earlier??? I'll kick your fucking ass, faggot!!!"

HiddenSalami: How long will my salami remain hidden?

ButterflyGirl has just entered the chat

ButterflyGirl: Hi, everyone... my pussy really needs a HARD fucking... I mean I want someone to tear into me like that goddamned dick was a chainsaw!

BigDongSteve: Hey, butterfly... you sure look sexy!

SuperFucker: Yo, yo, yo! Who wants to get sushi with me and then toss my salad?

CockLover: Yummy, yummy cock!

PussyLovinPaul: Man, my cock is getting a bit sore from all this fucking!

ThorMeatHammer: I am Swedish.

MsLove:

MissKitty:

PurplePower: YAY!!! I JUST TALKED TO PRINCE IN PRIVATE CHAT!!! I TALKED TO PRINCE! I TALKED TO PRINCE!!!

HiddenSalami: Oh, well... my salami is still hiding and it is beginning to feel insignificant. Won't someone suck it for me?

BongMaster:

ChattyCathy: I just got a new who wants to try it out with me?

BigDongSteve: I am the fuck avenger! I fuck to protect the American way of life!

WhaleDick: Come on! Which one of you faggots called me ShrimpDick earlier? Let's go private and I will kick your fucking ass!

SuperFucker: Shit, BDS... I am the caped fuck crusader!!!

ChattyCathy: All this talk about pussy is making me want some pussy!

MissKitty: Geez... it is slow in here tonight.

MissCute said:

Join in... we are having a good, old-school, chat fuck-fest!!!

:LOL:

ice...u forgot an integral part of the chat:

the annoyin assholish chatter.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

WhaleDick keeps trying to kick the "faggot's" asses... does he work?

Well just readin this about chattin and the possibilty of those who may be jackin in the chat makes me want to jack ...

rdhull said:

IceNine said:

a little, but he has 2 be a bit of a moron as well.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Okay... I will work on another asshole for the next chat installment...

*the chatroom stinks of various lubricants, spent condoms and jizz*

CHAT CONTINUES:

SuperFucker: I just got through with MissKitty... who wants her next?

BigDongSteve: Fuck, I'll give her a go... send her my way!

MissKitty: Bring it on, BigDong!

ChattyCathy: Where's the love for me, girls? Who wants this horny pussy?

AssholeFace has just entered the chatroom

AssholeFace: Fuck U! U fuks dont no nuthin bout Prince or nuthin else. Shit you cant fuck nohow either!

WhaleDick: Hey, asshole. I like you. You think my cock is big, don't you?

SuperFucker: Fuck the both of you... AssholeNose and MinnowPecker!

AssholeFace: U wuldnt sey that if I waz thier in tha same room, faggot!

WhaleDick: You tell him, AssholeFace!

BigDongSteve: You couple of fuckers need to go into a private room and eat each other's tiny little carrots.

ChattyCathy: Yeah! Why are you guys trying to interrupt our sex?

AssholeFace: Fuk U slut whore cathy! U dont even no what bein woman is U just no how to be whore and get MAN by whoring slut!

WhaleDick: Look, guys... my dick really is big, so stop fucking with me or I'll whip all of your faggot asses!

SuperFucker: Didn't I tell you guys to fuck off? No go fuck yourselves!

Fuck-o-Meter: Where's the pussy at?

BongMaster:

AssholeFace: Fuk U superfuker! U just sey that bcuz U R scared pussy afrayed of real WOMAN who has mind of own and is not SLUT WHORE in hear giving pussy 2 every1 who wants it! FUk U and all you haters!

PurplePower: Come back and talk to me, Prince! I love you!!!

WhaleDick: I will kill every one of you if you don't say that my dick is big!

MissKitty: Can't we all just get back to masturbating?

Chatty Cathy: Hey Icenine just logged in! quick everybody start having sex!

IceNine said:

:BORED: You really worked hard on that!!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

That one hit home, did it? :LOL:

IceNine said:

I learned this in chat too!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

That is one way to express yourself, you crude chatter.

:LOL:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Were the assholes better in the last installment?

you made your point IceNine. You had your laughs.
Now I ask you to stop, because I'm offended by these posts of yours.