TMI

Or do you avoid them? Naaah. When one's gotta pee, then one's gotta pee. I don't even do that prissy, pussy covering the rim of the toilet seat with toilet paper -thing.

MrsMdiver said:

Thank you!





But since we're on the topic - no, I generally can't do that in a public bathroom and I DEFNITELY can't in a portable toilet. I had the worst time ever the first time I went to the glastonbury festival. I honestly didn't go the entire 5 days we were there. I have a weak stomach and can't stand them anyway and I learned by the second day to visit the bathrooms to pee BEFORE I ate something first thing in the morning or I'd end up vomiting it all up and have to go buy another breakfast.

I've gotten better with all that and traveling over the years, but it's still an issue for me.

I think it's worse for girls cause you can't pee standing up, so you REALLY have to be picky with your toilets.

When it comes to peeing, I'll piss on the side of building or in a hole if need be--as long as I can washup afterwords. But girls can't just whip your dicks out and do your thing like we can, so the quality of the toilet is essential regardless of the bodily function employed.

Serious said:

against the men who usually design/plan said facilities...

I never use public bathrooms. If I do, I only pee, I never poop in public. EVER. I poop once a day, and that's at home.

ernestsewell said:

I shit once a day too! Normally on my co-workers!!!

I have very strong thighs, I can squat for hours! I NEVER poop in a public toilet tho..

tinaz said:

I'm oddly aroused by that.

prb said:

Toilet Equality Now!!!

I think it's worse for girls cause you can't pee standing up, so you REALLY have to be picky with your toilets.

When it comes to peeing, I'll piss on the side of building or in a hole if need be--as long as I can washup afterwords. But girls can't just whip your dicks out and do your thing like we can, so the quality of the toilet is essential regardless of the bodily function employed.

TheVoid said:

I like toilets with that motorized plastic cover thingy that rotaes new paper every time a new butt hits it. When they don't have those, I still try to cover them with adaquate TP anyway. Also, in Europe I learned the nicest way to make a quiet potty break is to drop a bit of folded toilet paper into the bowl to muffle the sounds, it makes the toity experience much more genteel

I avoid it like the plague, but if I must I must, in which case I will look for a Target or the kind of store I know will have a fairly clean bathroom.
Also it must be a bathroom I know has multiple stalls. I need some semblance of privacy. Like who thought of putting single toilets right where the line to order your food/drinks gathers???? Then you go in there wreak some havoc and EVERYDAMNBODY in the place has to know it was your assbomb that caused the change in climate. Lawdeeeee No.

johnart said:

I try to avoid taking craps out in public toilets too but once i
had to stop at a local Subway and do it. My guts just couldn't
take it no more.

I'll crap anywhere...doesn't matter...a nasty ass toilet beats shitting your pants anyday...atleast to me...I'm sure some high & mighty motherfuckers disagree....but once you shit yourself, you can take you high & mightiness and shove it up your ass because now you have plenty of room for it...

prb said:

... I feel your anger ....

TheVoid said:

I like toilets with that motorized plastic cover thingy that rotaes new paper every time a new butt hits it. When they don't have those, I still try to cover them with adaquate TP anyway. Also, in Europe I learned the nicest way to make a quiet potty break is to drop a bit of folded toilet paper into the bowl to muffle the sounds, it makes the toity experience much more genteel