Prehistoric siltstone phallus, the world's oldest sex toy, was also used as tool to ignite fires



The world's oldest sex toy was more than just a feel-good aid. The 30,000-year-old siltstone phallus doubled as a tool to ignite fires.

The racy relic was found in a cave in Germany and is being studied at the University of Tubingen there, according to Independent Online.

The find was a rare one since examples of masculinity from that period are unusual to stumble upon, although female-inspired works of art are rather common.

The prehistoric phallus, which has marks where it was obviously used for striking against flints, also features carved rings around one polished end. Researchers say it's easy to see what it was used for.

The scientists pieced together the multitasking tool from more than a dozen fragments found in a cave complex linked with the activities not of the Neanderthals, but of modern humans.

The sex toy is estimated to be at least 28,000 years old and apparently had been discarded after being broken. There's no evidence as to how that happened. Jealous boyfriend? Frustrated spinster? The secret may be safe with early cave dwellers.


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BS. How the hell would they know its a sex toy? Did they pick it up and smell old coochie on it? Why wouldn't it be a tool to mash corn & grain?

paintedlady said:

Exactly. They can't be sure.

paintedlady said:

Cuz it's shaped like a dick with a dickhead.

paintedlady said:

I wonder if it is possible to detect traces of DNA in its pores.

I almost reported this thread.














Not because of the subject matter, but because I thought it was in the wrong forum.

I thought this was a thread about Madonna.

HamsterHuey said:

So are the things the Latinos call "Pilon y Molido" like the pestle. Those are made the same way that thing is descibed, and they made them that way for yyyeeeaaarrrrssss. My grandma has pictures of them that way, so the design is the
same. Those are dick shaped and usually sport a carved ring.


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Lammastide said:

They probably could.

paintedlady said:

Exactly

paintedlady said:

I own one of those spice grinders.





Let the jokes commence.

paintedlady said:

they also found the world's oldest anal beads...

the first sex toy was obviously a cucumber...duh!

TheVoid said:

LOL! That was funny

paintedlady said:

damn 30.000 years old coochie at that.
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Stax said:

Stax said:

TheVoid said:

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paintedlady said:

ya know?


It could be:

a neck/back massager
a bug smasher
a grain grinder
a shoe horn for the worlds first shoe


does it have a hole in it? it could be an old school enema.

DesireeNevermind said:

OBVIOUSLY, it is a dildo!!! y'all just haters....

BklynBabe said:

Yeah...its' a dildo for a platypus!

AHA!!!!



IT'S A BIG OLE CLIT!!!!