I was hoping I'd never experience that in this life.
And then he made two cuts.



Never again..pleasee..lol
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an infected hairbag...can u believe it?

sounds like a vasectomy to me.

this is why I'll never leave this place

I had a Bartholin cyst once. (Look it up - I'm not explaining it.) It really freaked me out - I thought I had a tumor or something. So I went to urgent care and, as the doctor was palpating it, the thing opened up and shot her in the eye. All I really needed to do for the cyst was to soak. But I ended up having to get an HIV test at the request (and expense) of the clinic.

Genesia said:

My sister in law had one and soaking in sea salt is exactly what her Dr told her to do She was really freaked out but it's not a really uncommon thing

Genesia said:

OMG I had one of those too!! But after trying the soaking in Epsom salts it still wouldn't go down and was VERY uncomfortable. So my doc had to aspirate it, then slice it, put in a cather so it could drain and heal to form a permanent outlet for it to drain. It was SO scary! I hated that shit. That was like....10 - 11 years ago I guess.

Genesia said:

God Damnit I'm going to need to find a way to put that in my signature.

TheVoid said:

Geezuz. What a butt munch you are.

Is it possible for me to throw up out of every orifice right now???

johnart said:

I did that, too. Lemme tell you about it...

There goes my "I love Reeses" video

I won't show any pictures of what I had but this is a painting I found from 1863.

Mach said:

cycsts are very common in women over a cetain age. my mother had one, and when i was worried about it a lot of my female co-workers opened up and educated me on how common they are and how many of them had had them.

emile58 said:

LMAOOOOO






btw: Im laughing at the painting...not you



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Genesia said:

I wish we could "like" signatures, and you know...send that shit to facebook.

ThreadCula said:

cborgman said:

Mach said:

Yeah, the Bartholin was nothing compared to my sister's ovarian cyst. It was the size of a grapefruit - and had a tooth.

Genesia said:

lawd, I am CONSTANTLY having to update my sig because of Genesia yall.

Genesia said:

Her twin!!!

Ewww, ouch and yuck.

I had to have a blood test today. That hurt enough.

you guys

TheVoid said:

What about the tooth?!

lawd...

WTH is a hairbag??

tinaz said:

i think it is where hair is trapped under the skin forming a cyst- pilonodial ( i think it is called latin for nest of hairs) really common

Why oh WHY must I be nosey and come into every little thread that catches my eye.

*blurg*

KidaDynamite said:

Believe it or not, I've learned which threads not to click after I've eaten.

Genesia said:

EEEEWWW! I know she wanted to slap the shit otta you! I remember when I had them damn things. I was in tears, it hurt so bad. First one had to be lanced. Lawdamercy, talk about RELIEF! The doc had a nurse assisting and when he lanced it she said, "Why does it ooze out like that?" Dumbhass. The second time I had heard about the "sitz bath." Basically you fill a tub with the hottest water you can stand with some Epsom salts added. Sit there for about 10-15 minutes and burst the mofo like a zit. Instant relief! Goddam men have it so easy!