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PrintableDrRockdapuss said: Serious said: Well I would still prefer him to be president of the USA than to return home to my country  . If it wasn't for the fact that it would be a shame for the whole world that a great politician like Obama would be replaced with that wannabe actor.Speakin of tragic dates, have you seen this?  Really tragic  . The end was totally like a softporn from the 70s or 80s  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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ScarletScandal said: chocolate1 said: So what was wrong with him?  1. Not out of the closet 2. Moving WAY too fast 3. TOO BIG wanted to know if I'm a top or bottom, he'll never find out. 4. CHEAP. 5. CLINGY 6. Obnoxious 7. No personality. Shall I continue? I was teasing! That was a train wreck from the moment you stepped onto the patio! [Edited 5/20/10 13:38pm] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Serious said: DrRockdapuss said: Speakin of tragic dates, have you seen this? Really tragic . The end was totally like a softporn from the 70s or 80s .still one of his best movies! fucking Arnold  | |
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JoeTyler said: Serious said: Really tragic . The end was totally like a softporn from the 70s or 80s .still one of his best movies! fucking Arnold With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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DrRockdapuss said: Serious said: Well I would still prefer him to be president of the USA than to return home to my country . If it wasn't for the fact that it would be a shame for the whole world that a great politician like Obama would be replaced with that wannabe actor.Speakin of tragic dates, have you seen this? omg! that's so funny! gotta love rio de janeiro though, it's so much fun! | |
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What if I was the tragedy that night!?
I hooked up with this guy. We were hanging out in bed when my tongue piercing came loose and instead of swallowing the ball at the end of the piercing, I actually inhaled it. Yeah, it was in my lung and I couldn't hack it out. I was there for about 30 minutes trying to bend over (hahaha) trying to cough it up. I was so embarrased. It finally came out. We still did it though... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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kimrachell said: omg! my dad set me up on a blind date when i was in my early 20's, and it was a nightmare! it was one of his co-workers (i don't know what he was thinking?) so the guy comes to the house to pick me up in this monster truck, i mean it's wheels were huge! and he himself was huge (i'm not skinny anymore, but back then i was skinny & cute). this guy was not only huge, but dirty, i mean he had a t-shirt on with food stains all over it. and he smelled like he hadn't taken a shower in years.
 he doesn't open the truck door for me, and i almost fall out, because you need like a ladder to even climb up into it. so he says he's going to take me somewhere super nice to eat for dinner. which ends up being dell taco. so he orders the whole left side of the menu for himself, and then looks at me and tells me i need to order my own food and pay for it. so i do. throughout the meal, he's telling me all about these sick and twisted murders that happened to woman up in the mountains where he lives. which really gives me the creeps! and at this point i just wanna go home!  so he invites me back to his house to go to his hot tub...and of course i say NOOOOO!!!! and while he's in the bathroom, i run out of the dell taco to the near-by target store and call my friend to rescue me. that has got to be the worst date i've ever had!  oh wow... | |
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This was years ago. I was on movie date with this guy I had my eye on for months. He picked me up, we had a nice dinner, had a great conversation, we flirted like hell, everything was perfect. We decided to continue the date and go see a movie. We settled on "Nurse Betty." That was a mistake. I thought it would be a fun comedy and I guess it was but remember the scalping scene? That came out of nowhere. I got queasy, felt this heat rush over me and before I knew what had happened I was on the floor, being woken up by this poor dude. My sorry ass fainted. I was mortified. He was embarrased too. We left the movie and he dropped me off and I never heard from him again.
That evening haunts me still. [Edited 5/20/10 16:40pm] 
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My worse one was with a girl I dated for a while.
It was my birthday and there was this one outfit that I loved to see her wear. The agreement was that she would wear this outfit for me on my birthday, and she apparently forgot it was my birthday because she made some casual response about how she didn't have time to wash and iron the outfit that day.
I had just taken anxiety medication and it made me a bit drowsy though it hadn't kicked in yet. When I met her to pick her up, I noticed that she wasn't wearing the outfit. "Oh - I thought you were going to wear the Zebra striped trousers with the gold belt and hoop earings, leg warmers, and oversized pink sweater." She pitched a fit. "NO, " she said rudely, "I told you they were dirty--what part of that didn't you understand the first time?" (For the record, people--she never told me that before hand. He has very selective and FLAWED memory) So, the two of us met my friends, and by that time the drugs kicked in and I was very drowsy. On our way home, she started to yell at me for being insensitive (mind you, it was my birthday and I was very drowsy). "You don't OWN ME" she said. "YOU. DON'T. OWN. ME!!!!" she said. I responded it with, "Look, schookems, it's just that you're dressed in kaki shorts and a plaid cutoff sleeveless lumberjack shirt--you cut the sleeves off yourself. You said on the news that you hated plaid. I don't mind. I was just kind of confused about the outfit choice. No biggie." "YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!" she yelled. "I'm not your weather lady!! I'm EVERYBODY's weather lady!!! You don't know what it's like to be famous like me!!!" Needless to say that was the beginning of the end and she finally broke up with me, and ironically I ended up dating another weather lady from another station. My new weatherlady isn't bi-polar nor prone to outbursts though. That night, I cried silent tears. . [Edited 5/21/10 4:45am] | |
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^^ OMG!
That was HILARIOUS!
My favorite line: "...and you cut the sleeves off yourself!!"  [Edited 5/20/10 17:33pm] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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i have had dates where the girl goes home with another bloke. that's brutal. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: What if I was the tragedy that night!?
I hooked up with this guy. We were hanging out in bed when my tongue piercing came loose and instead of swallowing the ball at the end of the piercing, I actually inhaled it. Yeah, it was in my lung and I couldn't hack it out. I was there for about 30 minutes trying to bend over (hahaha) trying to cough it up. I was so embarrased. It finally came out. We still did it though...  that's crazy! glad you're ok though...and you still did it...LOL! | |
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TheVoid said: My worse one was with a girl I dated for a while.
It was my birthday and there was this one outfit that I loved to see her wear. The agreement was that she would wear this outfit for me on my birthday, and she apparently forgot it was my birthday because she made some casual response about how she didn't have time to wash and iron the outfit that day.
I had just taken anxiety medication and it made me a bit drowsy though it hadn't kicked in yet. When I met her to pick her up, I noticed that she wasn't wearing the outfit. "Oh - I thought you were going to wear the Zebra striped paints with the gold belt and hoop earings, leg warmers, and oversized pink sweater." She pitched a fit. "NO, " she said rudely, "I told you they were dirty--what part of that didn't you understand the first time?" She never said that people. So, the two of us met my friends, and by that time the drugs kicked in and I was very drowsy. On our way home, she started to yell at me for being insensitive (mind you, it was my birthday and I was very drowsy). "You don't OWN ME" she said. "YOU. DON'T. OWN. ME!!!!" she said. I responded it with, "Look, schookems, it's just that you're dressed in kaki shorts and a plaid cutoff sleeveless lumberjack shirt--you cut the sleeves off yourself. You said on the news that you hated plaid. I don't mind. I was just kind of confused about the outfit choice. No biggie." "YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!" she yelled. "I'm not your weather lady!! I'm EVERYBODY's weather lady!!! You don't know what it's like to be famous like me!!!" Needless to say that was the beginning of the end and she finally broke up with me, and ironically I ended up dating another weather lady from another station. My new weatherlady isn't bi-polar nor prone to outbursts though. That night, I cried silent tears. [Edited 5/20/10 17:35pm] | |
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DrRockdapuss said: DrRockdapuss said: "That's the world... that I someday... wanna live in." Michael Cera in Superbad. OH FUCKING SHIT>>>>> They said Arnold someday becomes president. Bizarrely close to possible now... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Was cursed out in a restaurant because I would not give him $1.50. Waited until the food was served, excused myself politely by pretending to use the restroom, and walked out. Another personal incident is when we get to where we're at, and he brings no money. Young and naive at the time, I paid. That's all. | |
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Several years ago, against my better judgement, I agreed to go out for drinks with some guy I met at a club (my friend knew his friend...). So I get to the bar before him; no problem - I sit at the bar and order a drink. He shows up as I was about to order a second drink so I offer/ask if he wants one. He orders a ginger ale. He nurses ONE ginger ale, the entire night and doesn't once offer to buy a round or drink for me. (Disclaimer, I'm not a girl who thinks the guy should pay for everything, but he did ask me out so he could have at least offered or gone Dutch!
He was a parole officer for sex offenders, and one time when we were speaking on the phone I mentioned how I loved Halloween and it was my favorite holiday. He said something to the effect that it was his busiest time of year for work. 
No wonder I avoided dating at all costs! The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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OMG.....where should I start?? 
Should I talk about the one guy that wouldn't talk throughout the entire dinner date because he said he's "SHY" WTF?!!!
ORRR The movie date where while we are in his car on the way to said movie the conversation goes like this: Stupid dude: "Yo, so how bout I pay for the movie and u pay for the popcorn and shit?" - Yeah he said it JUST like that Me: "Uuuh, no I don't have any money and I'm not payin for the "popcorn and shit" Stupid dude: "Ah ha...naw shawty, that's aaaiiight...I got it"
THEN, we get into said movie, and halfway through the movie, I hear paper rustling. I look over to him and he pulls out a half pint of Hennessy in a brown paper bag!! He shoves it at me and says, "u want some shawty?"
He then proceeds to laugh obnoxiously at parts of the movie that were NOT funny, THEN gets a phone call and starts talkin all loud on the phone like we are in the living room chillin!! ORRR The guy that talked about his ex-wife during the ENTIRE dinner date
Dating SUCKS! "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
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SHOCKADELICA1 said: The movie date where while we are in his car on the way to said movie the conversation goes like this: Stupid dude: "Yo, so how bout I pay for the movie and u pay for the popcorn and shit?" - Yeah he said it JUST like that Me: "Uuuh, no I don't have any money and I'm not payin for the "popcorn and shit" Stupid dude: "Ah ha...naw shawty, that's aaaiiight...I got it"
THEN, we get into said movie, and halfway through the movie, I hear paper rustling. I look over to him and he pulls out a half pint of Hennessy in a brown paper bag!! He shoves it at me and says, "u want some shawty?"
He then proceeds to laugh obnoxiously at parts of the movie that were NOT funny, THEN gets a phone call and starts talkin all loud on the phone like we are in the living room chillin!! Just the fact that he kept calling you "shawty" was enough.  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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TheVoid said: My worse one was with a girl I dated for a while.
It was my birthday and there was this one outfit that I loved to see her wear. The agreement was that she would wear this outfit for me on my birthday, and she apparently forgot it was my birthday because she made some casual response about how she didn't have time to wash and iron the outfit that day.
I had just taken anxiety medication and it made me a bit drowsy though it hadn't kicked in yet. When I met her to pick her up, I noticed that she wasn't wearing the outfit. "Oh - I thought you were going to wear the Zebra striped paints with the gold belt and hoop earings, leg warmers, and oversized pink sweater." She pitched a fit. "NO, " she said rudely, "I told you they were dirty--what part of that didn't you understand the first time?" She never said that people. So, the two of us met my friends, and by that time the drugs kicked in and I was very drowsy. On our way home, she started to yell at me for being insensitive (mind you, it was my birthday and I was very drowsy). "You don't OWN ME" she said. "YOU. DON'T. OWN. ME!!!!" she said. I responded it with, "Look, schookems, it's just that you're dressed in kaki shorts and a plaid cutoff sleeveless lumberjack shirt--you cut the sleeves off yourself. You said on the news that you hated plaid. I don't mind. I was just kind of confused about the outfit choice. No biggie." "YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!" she yelled. "I'm not your weather lady!! I'm EVERYBODY's weather lady!!! You don't know what it's like to be famous like me!!!" Needless to say that was the beginning of the end and she finally broke up with me, and ironically I ended up dating another weather lady from another station. My new weatherlady isn't bi-polar nor prone to outbursts though. That night, I cried silent tears. | |
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SHOCKADELICA1 said: The movie date where while we are in his car on the way to said movie the conversation goes like this:
Stupid dude: "Yo, so how bout I pay for the movie and u pay for the popcorn and shit?" - Yeah he said it JUST like that Me: "Uuuh, no I don't have any money and I'm not payin for the "popcorn and shit" Stupid dude: "Ah ha...naw shawty, that's aaaiiight...I got it"
THEN, we get into said movie, and halfway through the movie, I hear paper rustling. I look over to him and he pulls out a half pint of Hennessy in a brown paper bag!! He shoves it at me and says, "u want some shawty?"
He then proceeds to laugh obnoxiously at parts of the movie that were NOT funny, THEN gets a phone call and starts talkin all loud on the phone like we are in the living room chillin!! We dated? | |
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My worst date ever involved a dude's crazed hag telling me I'd never be able to compete with her. | |
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johnart said: My worst date ever involved a dude's crazed hag telling me I'd never be able to compete with her.
Yikes. Why was she even there | |
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Cinnie said: johnart said: My worst date ever involved a dude's crazed hag telling me I'd never be able to compete with her.
Yikes. Why was she even there EXACTLY!!! | |
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The guy picks me up and did not a say a word to me the whole night!!! I tried small talk etc. I guess he was nervous / shy?  I fucking hate blind dates! | |
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johnart said: Cinnie said: Yikes. Why was she even there EXACTLY!!! She really did own his ass | |
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whistle said: i have had dates where the girl goes home with another bloke. that's brutal.
I love the way that you only ever need one line (so you'd be a cheap date) | |
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kimrachell said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: What if I was the tragedy that night!?
I hooked up with this guy. We were hanging out in bed when my tongue piercing came loose and instead of swallowing the ball at the end of the piercing, I actually inhaled it. Yeah, it was in my lung and I couldn't hack it out. I was there for about 30 minutes trying to bend over (hahaha) trying to cough it up. I was so embarrased. It finally came out. We still did it though... that's crazy! glad you're ok though...and you still did it...LOL!  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Cinnie said: johnart said: EXACTLY!!! She really did own his ass No doubt. I was too through after that night.
I saw him out once a few years after that but I didn't even bother to say hello.  | |
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TheVoid said: My worse one was with a girl I dated for a while.
It was my birthday and there was this one outfit that I loved to see her wear. The agreement was that she would wear this outfit for me on my birthday, and she apparently forgot it was my birthday because she made some casual response about how she didn't have time to wash and iron the outfit that day.
I had just taken anxiety medication and it made me a bit drowsy though it hadn't kicked in yet. When I met her to pick her up, I noticed that she wasn't wearing the outfit. "Oh - I thought you were going to wear the Zebra striped trousers with the gold belt and hoop earings, leg warmers, and oversized pink sweater." She pitched a fit. "NO, " she said rudely, "I told you they were dirty--what part of that didn't you understand the first time?" (For the record, people--she never told me that before hand. He has very selective and FLAWED memory) So, the two of us met my friends, and by that time the drugs kicked in and I was very drowsy. On our way home, she started to yell at me for being insensitive (mind you, it was my birthday and I was very drowsy). "You don't OWN ME" she said. "YOU. DON'T. OWN. ME!!!!" she said. I responded it with, "Look, schookems, it's just that you're dressed in kaki shorts and a plaid cutoff sleeveless lumberjack shirt--you cut the sleeves off yourself. You said on the news that you hated plaid. I don't mind. I was just kind of confused about the outfit choice. No biggie." "YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!" she yelled. "I'm not your weather lady!! I'm EVERYBODY's weather lady!!! You don't know what it's like to be famous like me!!!" Needless to say that was the beginning of the end and she finally broke up with me, and ironically I ended up dating another weather lady from another station. My new weatherlady isn't bi-polar nor prone to outbursts though. That night, I cried silent tears. 
I could do this all day long...
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chocolate1 said: SHOCKADELICA1 said: The movie date where while we are in his car on the way to said movie the conversation goes like this: Stupid dude: "Yo, so how bout I pay for the movie and u pay for the popcorn and shit?" - Yeah he said it JUST like that Me: "Uuuh, no I don't have any money and I'm not payin for the "popcorn and shit" Stupid dude: "Ah ha...naw shawty, that's aaaiiight...I got it"
THEN, we get into said movie, and halfway through the movie, I hear paper rustling. I look over to him and he pulls out a half pint of Hennessy in a brown paper bag!! He shoves it at me and says, "u want some shawty?"
He then proceeds to laugh obnoxiously at parts of the movie that were NOT funny, THEN gets a phone call and starts talkin all loud on the phone like we are in the living room chillin!! Just the fact that he kept calling you "shawty" was enough. Oooookaaaay!! I was like, WHY did I say yes to this FOOL??!! But, live and learn.. "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
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