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Thread started 05/19/10 5:36pm

TheVoid

ACTUAL 'HOS from Ludacris's AREA CODES' -

http://www.11points.com/M...Area_Codes


770




901







414






Is it cuz they like my gangsta walk? (gangsta walk)
Is it cuz they like my gangsta talk? (gangsta talk..ohh)
Is it cuz they like my handsome face? (handsome face)
Is it cuz they like my gangsta ways? (gangsta ways..ohh)
Whatever it is, they love it
And they just won't let me be
I handles my biz, don't rush me (area)
Just relax and let me be free (codes)
Whenever I call (I call), come runnin'




Lawd, no wonder folks fly all the way around the world to Thailand for the prostitutes here. eek




(mods, this isn't really a music themed thread, obviously lol )
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Reply #1 posted 05/19/10 5:44pm

PurpleRighteou
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TheVoid said:

http://www.11points.com/Music/11_Mugshots_of_Actual_Hoes_From_Ludacris's_Area_Codes


901






falloff I've seen this one before. Diana Morgan.
I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #2 posted 05/19/10 5:45pm

chocolate1

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PurpleRighteous1 said:

TheVoid said:

http://www.11points.com/Music/11_Mugshots_of_Actual_Hoes_From_Ludacris's_Area_Codes


901






falloff I've seen this one before. Diana Morgan.



When I looked at this one, I thought, "She must be looking at that forehead/pigtails combo in the mirror."
lol

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 05/19/10 5:49pm

PurpleRighteou
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chocolate1 said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:


falloff I've seen this one before. Diana Morgan.



When I looked at this one, I thought, "She must be looking at that forehead/pigtails combo in the mirror."
lol

lol
I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #4 posted 05/19/10 6:03pm

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You´d have to pay me a huge amount of money to fuck some of those hoes. The only ones who look at least a little bit fuckable are those chicks who got busted during the strip club raid.

The couples look REALLY hideous. lol
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #5 posted 05/19/10 6:07pm

chocolate1

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TheVoid said:


770







"Skank -n- Stank"

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #6 posted 05/19/10 6:08pm

TheVoid

OMG, somebody do a 'If they Had children' photoshop!!!



PLEASE
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Reply #7 posted 05/19/10 6:12pm

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901- Diana Morgan....


"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #8 posted 05/19/10 6:18pm

TheVoid

OK, here's my attempt:








will give birth to:

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Reply #9 posted 05/19/10 7:31pm

ZombieKitten

TheVoid said:

OK, here's my attempt:








will give birth to:



now give them both make-overs
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with a little help these 2 could look quite respectable, they have good symmetrical features and she has very nice eyes
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Reply #10 posted 05/19/10 7:38pm

thejason

can I just say I love the sham-wow/slap chop guy...my favorite infomercial spokesperson...that motherfucker could sell $20 shit sandwiches all day long.....

but he was wrong about one thing...I didnt love his nuts...
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Reply #11 posted 05/19/10 10:32pm

TheVoid

ZombieKitten said:

TheVoid said:

OK, here's my attempt:








will give birth to:



now give them both make-overs
nod
with a little help these 2 could look quite respectable, they have good symmetrical features and she has very nice eyes


hmmm
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Reply #12 posted 05/19/10 10:50pm

ZombieKitten

TheVoid said:

ZombieKitten said:



now give them both make-overs
nod
with a little help these 2 could look quite respectable, they have good symmetrical features and she has very nice eyes


hmmm


although her eyebrows are beyond help
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Reply #13 posted 05/19/10 11:46pm

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My favorite one would be
"This North Carolineze (?) prostitute, Nicole Scarpone, was arrested in March of last year for breaking into a random apartment and demanding that the three men inside have sex with her for $10. (I think each. I hope each.)

They refused and called the police. She was arrested."


I bet she´s REALLY horny and nasty and fierce in bed (and anywhere else). A true freak, a beast. That could be interesting. lol
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #14 posted 05/19/10 11:47pm

TheVoid

KoolEaze said:

My favorite one would be
"This North Carolineze (?) prostitute, Nicole Scarpone, was arrested in March of last year for breaking into a random apartment and demanding that the three men inside have sex with her for $10. (I think each. I hope each.)

They refused and called the police. She was arrested."


I bet she´s REALLY horny and nasty and fierce in bed (and anywhere else). A true freak, a beast. That could be interesting. lol

I can't stop laughing.

I'm going to die from death-by-laughter in the most excruciating way! falloff
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Reply #15 posted 05/20/10 2:02am

ZombieKitten

KoolEaze said:

My favorite one would be
"This North Carolineze (?) prostitute, Nicole Scarpone, was arrested in March of last year for breaking into a random apartment and demanding that the three men inside have sex with her for $10. (I think each. I hope each.)

They refused and called the police. She was arrested."


I bet she´s REALLY horny and nasty and fierce in bed (and anywhere else). A true freak, a beast. That could be interesting. lol


I doubt it, just desperate for a fix
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Reply #16 posted 05/20/10 6:26am

TheVoid

ZombieKitten said:

TheVoid said:



hmmm


although her eyebrows are beyond help



OK, believe it or not, I made her over without changing ANYTHING on her face other than smoothing her skin out a bit---this can be done with dermabrashion in real life, or with a really good foundation.



She had 3 issues

1. Her hair - Some black women can rock blonde hair--she can't. Moreover, her hair doesn't frame her face AT ALL--this causes a masculine look.

2. Her color --she's not doing anything to enhance her color. Her skin looks dead. Her lips look cold and dead.


3. Her eyes - She has absolutely beautiful eyes when you look past the jankityness of her presentation. They are stunning. And she's doing NOTHING to play them up. They are the centerpiece of what could be the masterpiece of her damned face.




So all I did was throw makeup on her, change the color scheme of her outfit, and give her a haircut that frames her face. I didn't even touch the drag-queen eyebrows.

Before


After

[Edited 5/20/10 6:28am]
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Reply #17 posted 05/20/10 6:37am

chocolate1

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TheVoid said:

ZombieKitten said:



although her eyebrows are beyond help



OK, believe it or not, I made her over without changing ANYTHING on her face other than smoothing her skin out a bit---this can be done with dermabrashion in real life, or with a really good foundation.



She had 3 issues

1. Her hair - Some black women can rock blonde hair--she can't. Moreover, her hair doesn't frame her face AT ALL--this causes a masculine look.

2. Her color --she's not doing anything to enhance her color. Her skin looks dead. Her lips look cold and dead.


3. Her eyes - She has absolutely beautiful eyes when you look past the jankityness of her presentation. They are stunning. And she's doing NOTHING to play them up. They are the centerpiece of what could be the masterpiece of her damned face.




So all I did was throw makeup on her, change the color scheme of her outfit, and give her a haircut that frames her face. I didn't even touch the drag-queen eyebrows.

Before


After

[Edited 5/20/10 6:28am]



Okay, NOW she looks like a hooker! lol

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #18 posted 05/20/10 6:47am

TheVoid

chocolate1 said:

TheVoid said:




OK, believe it or not, I made her over without changing ANYTHING on her face other than smoothing her skin out a bit---this can be done with dermabrashion in real life, or with a really good foundation.



She had 3 issues

1. Her hair - Some black women can rock blonde hair--she can't. Moreover, her hair doesn't frame her face AT ALL--this causes a masculine look.

2. Her color --she's not doing anything to enhance her color. Her skin looks dead. Her lips look cold and dead.


3. Her eyes - She has absolutely beautiful eyes when you look past the jankityness of her presentation. They are stunning. And she's doing NOTHING to play them up. They are the centerpiece of what could be the masterpiece of her damned face.




So all I did was throw makeup on her, change the color scheme of her outfit, and give her a haircut that frames her face. I didn't even touch the drag-queen eyebrows.

Before


After

[Edited 5/20/10 6:28am]



Okay, NOW she looks like a hooker! lol


falloff


brick
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Reply #19 posted 05/20/10 6:48am

TheVoid

With him, I gave him a spray on tan.
Botox. shrug
Got rid of the come-over mullet.

Let him grow a bit of facial hair.

And some more respectable 'grownup clothes'




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Reply #20 posted 05/20/10 6:55am

chocolate1

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TheVoid said:

chocolate1 said:




Okay, NOW she looks like a hooker! lol


falloff


brick



Why, Dan, why? blackeye

lol

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #21 posted 05/20/10 6:58am

chocolate1

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TheVoid said:

With him, I gave him a spray on tan.
Botox. shrug
Got rid of the come-over mullet.

Let him grow a bit of facial hair.

And some more respectable 'grownup clothes'




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Now HE looks like the old man who hangs around the playground! jerkoff eek

(ducking this time tease)

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #22 posted 05/20/10 7:02am

TheVoid

lock!
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Reply #23 posted 05/20/10 7:11am

chocolate1

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TheVoid said:

lock!



kiss2

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #24 posted 05/20/10 7:13am

TheVoid

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Reply #25 posted 05/20/10 7:19am

RodeoSchro

I guess I'm proud to say that the only semi-attractive one was from Houston.

I guess.

sad
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Reply #26 posted 05/20/10 4:56pm

ZombieKitten

falloff

I LOVE the choice in hair for her - the cut and paste attachment probably not so much. The make-up a little too little girl make-up but you're heading in the right direction!

The guy, he looks great now!
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Reply #27 posted 05/20/10 6:44pm

RodeoSchro

That website is pretty damn funny.
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