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ACTUAL 'HOS from Ludacris's AREA CODES' - http://www.11points.com/M...Area_Codes
770 901 414 Is it cuz they like my gangsta walk? (gangsta walk) Is it cuz they like my gangsta talk? (gangsta talk..ohh) Is it cuz they like my handsome face? (handsome face) Is it cuz they like my gangsta ways? (gangsta ways..ohh) Whatever it is, they love it And they just won't let me be I handles my biz, don't rush me (area) Just relax and let me be free (codes) Whenever I call (I call), come runnin' Lawd, no wonder folks fly all the way around the world to Thailand for the prostitutes here. (mods, this isn't really a music themed thread, obviously ) | |
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TheVoid said: http://www.11points.com/Music/11_Mugshots_of_Actual_Hoes_From_Ludacris's_Area_Codes
901 I've seen this one before. Diana Morgan. I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: TheVoid said: http://www.11points.com/Music/11_Mugshots_of_Actual_Hoes_From_Ludacris's_Area_Codes
901 I've seen this one before. Diana Morgan. When I looked at this one, I thought, "She must be looking at that forehead/pigtails combo in the mirror." "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: PurpleRighteous1 said: I've seen this one before. Diana Morgan. When I looked at this one, I thought, "She must be looking at that forehead/pigtails combo in the mirror." I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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You´d have to pay me a huge amount of money to fuck some of those hoes. The only ones who look at least a little bit fuckable are those chicks who got busted during the strip club raid.
The couples look REALLY hideous. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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TheVoid said: 770 "Skank -n- Stank" "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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OMG, somebody do a 'If they Had children' photoshop!!!
PLEASE | |
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901- Diana Morgan.... "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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OK, here's my attempt:
will give birth to: | |
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TheVoid said: OK, here's my attempt:
will give birth to: now give them both make-overs with a little help these 2 could look quite respectable, they have good symmetrical features and she has very nice eyes | |
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can I just say I love the sham-wow/slap chop guy...my favorite infomercial spokesperson...that motherfucker could sell $20 shit sandwiches all day long.....
but he was wrong about one thing...I didnt love his nuts... | |
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ZombieKitten said: TheVoid said: OK, here's my attempt:
will give birth to: now give them both make-overs with a little help these 2 could look quite respectable, they have good symmetrical features and she has very nice eyes | |
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TheVoid said: ZombieKitten said: now give them both make-overs with a little help these 2 could look quite respectable, they have good symmetrical features and she has very nice eyes although her eyebrows are beyond help | |
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My favorite one would be
"This North Carolineze (?) prostitute, Nicole Scarpone, was arrested in March of last year for breaking into a random apartment and demanding that the three men inside have sex with her for $10. (I think each. I hope each.) They refused and called the police. She was arrested." I bet she´s REALLY horny and nasty and fierce in bed (and anywhere else). A true freak, a beast. That could be interesting. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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KoolEaze said: My favorite one would be
"This North Carolineze (?) prostitute, Nicole Scarpone, was arrested in March of last year for breaking into a random apartment and demanding that the three men inside have sex with her for $10. (I think each. I hope each.) They refused and called the police. She was arrested." I bet she´s REALLY horny and nasty and fierce in bed (and anywhere else). A true freak, a beast. That could be interesting. I can't stop laughing. I'm going to die from death-by-laughter in the most excruciating way! | |
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KoolEaze said: My favorite one would be
"This North Carolineze (?) prostitute, Nicole Scarpone, was arrested in March of last year for breaking into a random apartment and demanding that the three men inside have sex with her for $10. (I think each. I hope each.) They refused and called the police. She was arrested." I bet she´s REALLY horny and nasty and fierce in bed (and anywhere else). A true freak, a beast. That could be interesting. I doubt it, just desperate for a fix | |
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ZombieKitten said: TheVoid said: although her eyebrows are beyond help OK, believe it or not, I made her over without changing ANYTHING on her face other than smoothing her skin out a bit---this can be done with dermabrashion in real life, or with a really good foundation. She had 3 issues 1. Her hair - Some black women can rock blonde hair--she can't. Moreover, her hair doesn't frame her face AT ALL--this causes a masculine look. 2. Her color --she's not doing anything to enhance her color. Her skin looks dead. Her lips look cold and dead. 3. Her eyes - She has absolutely beautiful eyes when you look past the jankityness of her presentation. They are stunning. And she's doing NOTHING to play them up. They are the centerpiece of what could be the masterpiece of her damned face. So all I did was throw makeup on her, change the color scheme of her outfit, and give her a haircut that frames her face. I didn't even touch the drag-queen eyebrows. Before After [Edited 5/20/10 6:28am] | |
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TheVoid said: ZombieKitten said: although her eyebrows are beyond help OK, believe it or not, I made her over without changing ANYTHING on her face other than smoothing her skin out a bit---this can be done with dermabrashion in real life, or with a really good foundation. She had 3 issues 1. Her hair - Some black women can rock blonde hair--she can't. Moreover, her hair doesn't frame her face AT ALL--this causes a masculine look. 2. Her color --she's not doing anything to enhance her color. Her skin looks dead. Her lips look cold and dead. 3. Her eyes - She has absolutely beautiful eyes when you look past the jankityness of her presentation. They are stunning. And she's doing NOTHING to play them up. They are the centerpiece of what could be the masterpiece of her damned face. So all I did was throw makeup on her, change the color scheme of her outfit, and give her a haircut that frames her face. I didn't even touch the drag-queen eyebrows. Before After [Edited 5/20/10 6:28am] Okay, NOW she looks like a hooker! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: TheVoid said: OK, believe it or not, I made her over without changing ANYTHING on her face other than smoothing her skin out a bit---this can be done with dermabrashion in real life, or with a really good foundation. She had 3 issues 1. Her hair - Some black women can rock blonde hair--she can't. Moreover, her hair doesn't frame her face AT ALL--this causes a masculine look. 2. Her color --she's not doing anything to enhance her color. Her skin looks dead. Her lips look cold and dead. 3. Her eyes - She has absolutely beautiful eyes when you look past the jankityness of her presentation. They are stunning. And she's doing NOTHING to play them up. They are the centerpiece of what could be the masterpiece of her damned face. So all I did was throw makeup on her, change the color scheme of her outfit, and give her a haircut that frames her face. I didn't even touch the drag-queen eyebrows. Before After [Edited 5/20/10 6:28am] Okay, NOW she looks like a hooker! | |
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With him, I gave him a spray on tan.
Botox. Got rid of the come-over mullet. Let him grow a bit of facial hair. And some more respectable 'grownup clothes' [Edited 5/20/10 6:49am] | |
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TheVoid said: chocolate1 said: Okay, NOW she looks like a hooker! Why, Dan, why? "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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TheVoid said: With him, I gave him a spray on tan.
Botox. Got rid of the come-over mullet. Let him grow a bit of facial hair. And some more respectable 'grownup clothes' [Edited 5/20/10 6:49am] Now HE looks like the old man who hangs around the playground! (ducking this time ) "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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TheVoid said: !
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I guess I'm proud to say that the only semi-attractive one was from Houston.
I guess. | |
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I LOVE the choice in hair for her - the cut and paste attachment probably not so much. The make-up a little too little girl make-up but you're heading in the right direction! The guy, he looks great now! | |
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That website is pretty damn funny. | |
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