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Printablemcmeekle said: insatiable3 said: ... some dude in a red eclipse pulls up beside me sees me and proceeds to pick his nose hard core while looking in his rear view mirror...
Do folks think they're invisible when they do that? Or do they think there's some kind of nose-picking immunity if you're driving?  i couldnt have said that better hun lol. i totally agree i have no clue what people think... it blows my mind sometimes  insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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OMG! 
I got in line at Staples and the man in front of me passed gas! 
But then that nasty-ass got out of line, and the man in front of him thought it was ME! 
He gave me that  look!
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chocolate1 said: OMG!
I got in line at Staples and the man in front of me passed gas!
But then that nasty-ass got out of line, and the man in front of him thought it was ME!
He gave me that look!
Hell naw! I would've called him out to the other guy.[Edited 5/17/10 16:56pm] I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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Serious said: FauxReal said: psoriasis
 The only excuse for that answer would be if you have it yourself, but even then it would be inappropiate IMO...Sorry, didn't realize it was deemed inappropriate. I realize it isn't the persons fault, but disorders/diseases of the flesh do kind of gross me out a little. That probably makes me shallow and an asshole I guess. But if this answer is offensive I apologize. That's not at all my intent. | |
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KidaDynamite said: tinaz said: Earwax
Maggots Poop Belly Button Lint Toe Jam Eye Poop Snot Spit Vomit Thats all I can think of right now, my tummy hurts...  Ha...we call them "eye boogers". In Thailand they're all forms of shit. The impolite word for shit is 'khii' so we have...
Khii mook = nose shit Khii taa = eye shit Khii fan = teeth shit Khii huu = ear shit MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: KidaDynamite said: Ha...we call them "eye boogers". In Thailand they're all forms of shit. The impolite word for shit is 'khii' so we have...
Khii mook = nose shit Khii taa = eye shit Khii fan = teeth shit Khii huu = ear shit surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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How about Khii Wii ?(a kiwi that tastes like shit)
j/k | |
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Movies that has slimy creatures or creatures that you shoot and all types of slimy looking crap or shall I say khii pops out of it.
OH and used tissues! When I'm outside and see used tissues on the floor or anything that even looks like a used tissue I hop over them or walk all the way around them and then for some reason I have to spit.  [Edited 5/18/10 10:53am] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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FauxReal said: Serious said: The only excuse for that answer would be if you have it yourself, but even then it would be inappropiate IMO...Sorry, didn't realize it was deemed inappropriate. I realize it isn't the persons fault, but disorders/diseases of the flesh do kind of gross me out a little. That probably makes me shallow and an asshole I guess. But if this answer is offensive I apologize. That's not at all my intent. It is offensive IMO, but I appreciate your apology. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: How about Khii Wii ?(a kiwi that tastes like shit)
j/k  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: Movies that has slimy creatures or creatures that you shoot and all types of slimy looking crap or shall I say khii
pops out of it.
OH and used tissues! When I'm outside and see used tissues on the floor or anything that even looks like a used tissue I hop over them or walk all the way around them and then for some reason I have to spit.
[Edited 5/18/10 10:53am] Throws a used tissue on the flo infront of t-lotta. 
*super spit flying his way* *dodges it matrix style* [Edited 5/18/10 10:58am] | |
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Cotton. I cannot touch cotton swabs or even stand the thought of them. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: Cotton. I cannot touch cotton swabs or even stand the thought of them.
So does that mean you only wear polyester/rayon/nylon/silk? Or just don't like swabs? How about balls (cotton balls, that is)? | |
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Poiple said: TotalANXiousNESS said: Cotton. I cannot touch cotton swabs or even stand the thought of them.
So does that mean you only wear polyester/rayon/nylon/silk? Or just don't like swabs? How about balls (cotton balls, that is)? Balls. Thats what I meant. Cotton balls, is there even such a thing as a swab. Yeah. Just the balls go thru me. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: Poiple said: So does that mean you only wear polyester/rayon/nylon/silk? Or just don't like swabs? How about balls (cotton balls, that is)? Balls. Thats what I meant. Cotton balls, is there even such a thing as a swab. Yeah. Just the balls go thru me. Oh yeah, that's what you clean your ears with (little stick with a piece of cotton on each end). The balls go through you?  You mean they bother you? Interesting. No kidding, it is a real phobia called "cottonphobia," fear of cotton balls. Look it up. | |
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Poiple said: TotalANXiousNESS said: Balls. Thats what I meant. Cotton balls, is there even such a thing as a swab. Yeah. Just the balls go thru me. Oh yeah, that's what you clean your ears with (little stick with a piece of cotton on each end). The balls go through you? You mean they bother you? Interesting. No kidding, it is a real phobia called "cottonphobia," fear of cotton balls. Look it up.Oh, I call that a Q tip. But ya. Cotton balls make me ill. Is there a phobia about bees and onions as well? I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Lice... more specifically a child that hugs you at the bus stop in the morning and then you notice bugs are all in her hair!!!
:heebeegeebees: I wanted to run, but instead I told her momma not to let her child board the bus this morning. Nasty heffa knew the state of her child and was willing to send her baby off to school that way.  | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: Poiple said: Oh yeah, that's what you clean your ears with (little stick with a piece of cotton on each end). The balls go through you? You mean they bother you? Interesting. No kidding, it is a real phobia called "cottonphobia," fear of cotton balls. Look it up.Oh, I call that a Q tip. But ya. Cotton balls make me ill. Is there a phobia about bees and onions as well? Yeah, I'm sure there are phobias for those too. | |
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paintedlady said: Lice... more specifically a child that hugs you at the bus stop in the morning and then you notice bugs are all in her hair!!!
:heebeegeebees: I wanted to run, but instead I told her momma not to let her child board the bus this morning. Nasty heffa knew the state of her child and was willing to send her baby off to school that way. Oh Hell No! 
When I taught elementary school, I leaned over to help a little boy with his work, as I touched his shoulder, I noticed a nasty rash. I jumped and said, "David, I'm sending you to the nurse." He said, "Oh, I have ringworm. My Gramma is going to take me to the doctor after school." 
Guess who came down with a raging case of ringworm ALL OVER HER BODY...
Yes, parents, teachers WILL catch your kids' diseases.  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: paintedlady said: Lice... more specifically a child that hugs you at the bus stop in the morning and then you notice bugs are all in her hair!!!
:heebeegeebees: I wanted to run, but instead I told her momma not to let her child board the bus this morning. Nasty heffa knew the state of her child and was willing to send her baby off to school that way. Oh Hell No!
When I taught elementary school, I leaned over to help a little boy with his work, as I touched his shoulder, I noticed a nasty rash. I jumped and said, "David, I'm sending you to the nurse." He said, "Oh, I have ringworm. My Gramma is going to take me to the doctor after school."
Guess who came down with a raging case of ringworm ALL OVER HER BODY...
Yes, parents, teachers WILL catch your kids' diseases. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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chocolate1 said: paintedlady said: Lice... more specifically a child that hugs you at the bus stop in the morning and then you notice bugs are all in her hair!!!
:heebeegeebees: I wanted to run, but instead I told her momma not to let her child board the bus this morning. Nasty heffa knew the state of her child and was willing to send her baby off to school that way. Oh Hell No!
When I taught elementary school, I leaned over to help a little boy with his work, as I touched his shoulder, I noticed a nasty rash. I jumped and said, "David, I'm sending you to the nurse." He said, "Oh, I have ringworm. My Gramma is going to take me to the doctor after school."
Guess who came down with a raging case of ringworm ALL OVER HER BODY...
Yes, parents, teachers WILL catch your kids' diseases. That'll make me wanna slap a parent with a brick.  nasty ass! | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: How about Khii Wii ?(a kiwi that tastes like shit)
j/k MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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