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Printableunique said:   "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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unique said: oh lawd what on earth is that?   | |
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Jesus might not care about this thread. In fact...he don't give a rats ass.  | |
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Mach said:
[Edited 5/15/10 17:50pm] Hey, now. Jesus probably would care about a person's scraped knee. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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| I just found a baby Jesus butt plug pic
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Mach said: I just found a baby Jesus butt plug pic
I think I've seen pictures of that on Cracked.com's list of scary sex toys. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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johnart said: I ain't even gonna post an image.
http://archiv.sternenwerf...Switch.jpg 
That's not even in keeping with what I meant the thread to be. It's more of a Jesus Product Fail. Jesus effing Christ...what next?   "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Shyra said: There was a beauty shop in a strip mall near my house named "CHRIST DID IT!" I guess if ladies walked out with jacked up hair, they could point to the sign!
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meow85 said: unique said: He's everywhere. | |
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Mach said:
[Edited 5/15/10 17:50pm] I sent a friend a bday gift wrapped in paper with that print on it. 
I've been known to randomly send Jesus paraphernalia that amuses me to people out of the blue. Just to say Haaaay. | |
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johnart said: Mach said:
[Edited 5/15/10 17:50pm] I sent a friend a bday gift wrapped in paper with that print on it.
I've been known to randomly send Jesus paraphernalia that amuses me to people out of the blue. Just to say Haaaay. Haaay  | |
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johnart said: Mach said:
[Edited 5/15/10 17:50pm] I sent a friend a bday gift wrapped in paper with that print on it.
I've been known to randomly send Jesus paraphernalia that amuses me to people out of the blue. Just to say Haaaay. Mmmmhmmm.. Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!" | |
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PositivityNYC said: johnart said: I sent a friend a bday gift wrapped in paper with that print on it.
I've been known to randomly send Jesus paraphernalia that amuses me to people out of the blue. Just to say Haaaay. Mmmmhmmm.. ^^^^^ Guess who got the present wrapped in Jesus paper? Along with countless other Jesus surprises.  | |
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johnart said: PositivityNYC said: Mmmmhmmm.. ^^^^^ Guess who got the present wrapped in Jesus paper? Along with countless other Jesus surprises. and my pannies... [thanks to you] they smell like.. who, Mary?  Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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PositivityNYC said: johnart said: ^^^^^ Guess who got the present wrapped in Jesus paper? Along with countless other Jesus surprises. and my pannies... [thanks to you] they smell like.. who, Mary? Was it Mary or Jesus' Sacred Heart? I forgot about the pannie drawer sachet.  | |
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johnart said: PositivityNYC said: and my pannies... [thanks to you] they smell like.. who, Mary? Was it Mary or Jesus' Sacred Heart? I forgot about the pannie drawer sachet. somebody's 2,000 yr old heart....
Hmm.. maybe I'll make lamb for lunch Monday; use that pretty little blue "Lamb of God" tote bag you sent me Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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PositivityNYC said: johnart said: Was it Mary or Jesus' Sacred Heart? I forgot about the pannie drawer sachet. somebody's 2,000 yr old heart....
Hmm.. maybe I'll make lamb for lunch Monday; use that pretty little blue "Lamb of God" tote bag you sent me  | |
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johnart said: cborgman said: mmmm... this thread has taken a turn for the long-winded. i think i might have to un-org-book-like it.
Don't anger jesus chris.  I thought you just misspelled christ. :thud: | |
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bluesbaby said: johnart said: Don't anger jesus chris. I thought you just misspelled christ. :thud: talk about pissing Jesus off. | |
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johnart said: The christian store at our local shopping center (we sometimes wander in to browse
) had SUPERBOWL SUNDAY Jesus party accessories (Chip 'n Dip bowls/serving trays/paper plates/napkins/cups....).
I might have to go back in and get a few pics of stuff for this thread. I've not yet been asked to leave the store but some dude was sent to keep an eye on us last time we were in there. I could tell. omg, like a chipndip with Jesus' belly? or tracts on every plate??? | |
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johnart said: meow85 said: He's everywhere. not even Elvis has this kind of sighting.... | |
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meow85 said: Mach said:
[Edited 5/15/10 17:50pm] Hey, now. Jesus probably would care about a person's scraped knee. I so need these!!! | |
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bluesbaby said: johnart said: The christian store at our local shopping center (we sometimes wander in to browse
) had SUPERBOWL SUNDAY Jesus party accessories (Chip 'n Dip bowls/serving trays/paper plates/napkins/cups....).
I might have to go back in and get a few pics of stuff for this thread. I've not yet been asked to leave the store but some dude was sent to keep an eye on us last time we were in there. I could tell. omg, like a chipndip with Jesus' belly? or tracts on every plate??? No, like biblical passages over a football field and footballs pattern. | |
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johnart said: bluesbaby said: omg, like a chipndip with Jesus' belly? or tracts on every plate??? No, like biblical passages over a football field and footballs pattern. sweet. I love that kischty (Sp) stuff. 
I used to have a fire breathing nun, on my desk. [Edited 5/15/10 21:29pm] | |
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 Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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^ My mom actually owns the action figure.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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 Ya know, Ive been so distant from faith its ridiculous! Yet and still, it would never occur to me to "take the piss" as the Brits say, out of my Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Atheist, pagan- Wicca ,energy or any other faith: anymore then I tolerate friends/clients that are racist,homophobic, or intolerant in any way shape or form.
I know this thread was meant to be light, but it always takes an angle that causes me to say....come onnnnn give the respect you command! If you become that which you disdain, what have you gained? Cant we all just get along? Don't ask folks to give what you yourself do not. Well look whom I found dipping their toe in the murky waters! :eyeroll: At least offer me a damn cup of coffee! | |
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