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Morning Prayer Dear BLEEP,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work. 12% on Mondays 23% on Tuesdays 40% on Wednesdays 20% on Thursdays 5% on Fridays And help me to remember. When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.!! Amen | |
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quite cute for a hamster | |
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I just stole it and thought it was funny
We're the only ones though... | |
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