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Mo Yan is the BEST damn author, EVER! Raise your hands if you've ever experienced any of the literary genius of this Chinese fuckin' master!!! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Shouldnt you be off readin then? ::::And..If you tolerate me, then your children will be next:::: | |
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KingSausage said: Raise your hands if you've ever experienced any of the literary genius of this Chinese fuckin' master!!!
You know you are posting this question in Prince.org dont you?  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Attitude said: Shouldnt you be off readin then?
I am, fuckpuddle. I took a break from The Republic of Wine to come and share the wealth with you fucking tossers. So, suck my ass.  "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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bkw said: KingSausage said: Raise your hands if you've ever experienced any of the literary genius of this Chinese fuckin' master!!!
You know you are posting this question in Prince.org dont you? Yes, yes...and I do sadly realize that a majority of the folks here are American...they won't read a book unless it can be somehow poured down the tubes attached to a WWF-themed hat upon their head... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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KingSausage said: Attitude said: Shouldnt you be off readin then?
I am, fuckpuddle. I took a break from The Republic of Wine to come and share the wealth with you fucking tossers. So, suck my ass. heh heh We miss you round here man. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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KingSausage said: Attitude said: Shouldnt you be off readin then?
I am, fuckpuddle. I took a break from The Republic of Wine to come and share the wealth with you fucking tossers. So, suck my ass. Sorry butt-crust. Soon as I find something to syphon with I'll let you know... ::::And..If you tolerate me, then your children will be next:::: | |
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KingSausage said: bkw said: KingSausage said: Raise your hands if you've ever experienced any of the literary genius of this Chinese fuckin' master!!!
You know you are posting this question in Prince.org dont you? Yes, yes...and I do sadly realize that a majority of the folks here are American...they won't read a book unless it can be somehow poured down the tubes attached to a WWF-themed hat upon their head... I haven't read that cat's work... YET. Have you read "Solaris," by the way? I only found one person on here who has read it. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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KingSausage said: bkw said: KingSausage said: Raise your hands if you've ever experienced any of the literary genius of this Chinese fuckin' master!!!
You know you are posting this question in Prince.org dont you? Yes, yes...and I do sadly realize that a majority of the folks here are American...they won't read a book unless it can be somehow poured down the tubes attached to a WWF-themed hat upon their head... 
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Never heard of...
I love the author Ben Okri. You want a fucked up, animated, deep and visual read, check him out man..  he is amazing. | |
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Attitude said: KingSausage said: Attitude said: Shouldnt you be off readin then?
I am, fuckpuddle. I took a break from The Republic of Wine to come and share the wealth with you fucking tossers. So, suck my ass. Sorry butt-crust. Soon as I find something to syphon with I'll let you know... You can syphon with my fucking man-tube you half-wit, donkey-scrotum-lickin', Ashcroft-fistin', pancake-titted, sorry-excuse-for-a-superfluous-third-nipple, bitch-fucking bastard!  "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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LMFAO!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I have not yet read Solaris, nor anything by Ben Okri. I'll put them on my list. Thanks!
Read Red Sorghum or The Garlic Ballads. Mo Yan is like Vonnegut meets Marquez meets Tolstoy meets about thirteen beers and twenty-six hits from a bong. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Red Scrotum or The Garlic Balls, you say??... | |
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KingSausage said: You can syphon with my fucking man-tube you half-wit, donkey-scrotum-lickin', Ashcroft-fistin', pancake-titted, sorry-excuse-for-a-superfluous-third-nipple, bitch-fucking bastard!
LMAO!!...Oh, damn, someone start up a "KingSausage Appreciation Day" thread, pronto...lol 8) | |
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KingSausage said: You can syphon with my fucking man-tube you half-wit, donkey-scrotum-lickin', Ashcroft-fistin', pancake-titted, sorry-excuse-for-a-superfluous-third-nipple, bitch-fucking bastard!
will somebody start up an .org Insult Hall of Fame, please?? that's gotta be the first entry... "pancake-titted"... | |
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Thanks you two...
Sorry, but nobody fucks with me on a thread dedicated to the genius that is Mo Yan. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: KingSausage said: You can syphon with my fucking man-tube you half-wit, donkey-scrotum-lickin', Ashcroft-fistin', pancake-titted, sorry-excuse-for-a-superfluous-third-nipple, bitch-fucking bastard!
will somebody start up an .org Insult Hall of Fame, please?? that's gotta be the first entry... "pancake-titted"... The origins of "pancake titted" go back to my senior year of high school...back in 95-96...There was this fucked up German foreign exchange student. The dude was just weird. Fucking weird. Anyway, he was on the boys swim team, and they had a group photo in our yearbook...this German dude had the hugest, I mean the fucking HUGEST nipples I've EVER seen...all flat and pancake lookin'...I'm still scarred. Keep your shirt on, Kermit. At all times, wherever you are... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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