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New fitness craze for men! RESULTS ARE GUARANTEED!!! I have developed a new and revolutionary exercise routine that will get the men of the world in great shape in no time... there is no expensive equipment to buy and you only have to run to your local store to get the necessary supplies.
Just take off all of your clothes, position your cock and nuts above the Victor Model M035, M150 or M201 rat or mouse trap and start doing push-ups... IMPORTANT: Don't get lazy.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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It can also be used as a sexual aid... if you're into that kind of thing.
I, of course, wouldn't know of anyone here who may have used one. Nope, not anyone. | |
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ACK! Stop! You're killin' me!!!
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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AzureStar said: It can also be used as a sexual aid... if you're into that kind of thing.
I, of course, wouldn't know of anyone here who may have used one. Nope, not anyone. As you all know, I got pneumonia from clamping my nuts in a rat trap, so you really need to be careful... but it is worth it... in more ways than one. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: It can also be used as a sexual aid... if you're into that kind of thing.
I, of course, wouldn't know of anyone here who may have used one. Nope, not anyone. As you all know, I got pneumonia from clamping my nuts in a rat trap, so you really need to be careful... but it is worth it... in more ways than one. That's not all you got from it! Yes, be very careful with this device men! | |
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: It can also be used as a sexual aid... if you're into that kind of thing.
I, of course, wouldn't know of anyone here who may have used one. Nope, not anyone. As you all know, I got pneumonia from clamping my nuts in a rat trap, so you really need to be careful... but it is worth it... in more ways than one. "Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion" -- Martha Graham | |
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XNY said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: It can also be used as a sexual aid... if you're into that kind of thing.
I, of course, wouldn't know of anyone here who may have used one. Nope, not anyone. As you all know, I got pneumonia from clamping my nuts in a rat trap, so you really need to be careful... but it is worth it... in more ways than one. Well, I had added an extra, added bonus to my workout motivation... I had a big petree dish full of Streptococcus pneumoniae bacteria under my face... I got tired and clamped my cock and balls in the rat trap (kinda fun, actually) and took a facer into the Streptococcus pneumoniae... the rest, they say, is history. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: XNY said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: It can also be used as a sexual aid... if you're into that kind of thing.
I, of course, wouldn't know of anyone here who may have used one. Nope, not anyone. As you all know, I got pneumonia from clamping my nuts in a rat trap, so you really need to be careful... but it is worth it... in more ways than one. Well, I had added an extra, added bonus to my workout motivation... I had a big petree dish full of Streptococcus pneumoniae bacteria under my face... I got tired and clamped my cock and balls in the rat trap (kinda fun, actually) and took a facer into the Streptococcus pneumoniae... the rest, they say, is history. "Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion" -- Martha Graham | |
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By the way, Victor Pest Control Corporation is not paying me for this post, nor is this an advertisement for Victor Pest Control. You can use a mouse or rat trap of your choice. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Damn, I just got a fucking great workout with a "T-Rex Rat Trap" a moment ago!!!
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