I've been running my fingers through a feather duster on my desk,
just subconciously and unaware of what I was doing, while reading
emails on my computer.

Anyways, after 20 minutes of fondling this hapless duster, I realized
that I've been basically petting a the remnants of a dead chicken.





EWWWWW.




I hate it when these last minute epiphanies jump out of nowhere
and gross me the fuck out.






It's like this one time my sister panicked the fuck out when
she realized "Lamb" meat might be baby sheep. We had to spend
like a half hour on google making sure she wasn't going to
some kind of little-bo-peep hell in her next life, lawd.



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[Edited 5/10/10 23:07pm]

Definitely when I'm reading your threads, I expect something normal. Then I realize EWW
[Edited 5/10/10 23:38pm]

Already a thread: www.facebook.com

CarrieMpls said:

Dammit!
[Edited 5/11/10 6:31am]

TheVoid said:

Sooooo...you're running your fingers through a bunch of dust, dirt and dust mites (and probably snacking without washing your hands). And you're "ew-ing" about the feathers?

Okay.

CarrieMpls said:

CarrieMpls said:

When I'm cleaning a giant dump off the floor because one of my adult students thought it would be funny to shit next to the toilet instead of in it, and I suddenly realize, "EWWWWW, this isn't chocolate pudding!"

PunkMistress said:

I don't know what's more wrong with this scenario: that an adult student would think crapping on the floor is funny...or that you would ever, in any universe, mistake dookie for chocolate pudding.

CarrieMpls said:

PunkMistress said:

CarrieMpls said:

x 341

Genesia said:

It's less like stroking the remains of a dead chicken and more like stroking a dirty chicken's wig

licking my fingers to turn a page in an old book, and wondering how many trips to the bathroom this book has seen

NDRU said:

PunkMistress said:

Genesia said:

My students are severely developmentally disabled. The man in question has Down's Syndrome and makes a habit of shit (ha ha) like this.

I was just making light of the fact that most every day at my job includes lots of ew ew ew moments, and sometimes I just tell myself "it's just chocolate pudding, it's just chocolate pudding" to make myself feel better.

PunkMistress said:

I wondered if it wasn't something like that. Your students are lucky to have you.

Genesia said:

How sweet of you to say.

I'm just glad I wasn't the instructor on the receiving end of the tantrum that was thrown today. Luckily his threats weren't followed up on, but one of our really big guys was storming the grounds yelling, "She can't tell me what to fuckin' do, she's not my fuckin' boss, she needs to be in JAIL! I'm'a bust her in her fuckin' MOUTH! I'm'a get my knife and cut her fuckin THROAT!"

Yeah. Like I said, glad it wasn't me.

PunkMistress said:

PunkMistress said:

I will remember that story the next time I'm all stressed out because someone wants me to make a change to copy at the last minute.

Genesia said:

PunkMistress said:

Ever since your post, I've been reading the title of this thread as...

MOMENTS of "EWWWW" that just poop out of nowhere.

TheVoid said:

it grows on the lamb tree

NDRU said:

I HATE when cashiers lick their fingers then proceed to touch my stuff. I try to find self check outs whenever possible.

NDRU said:

oh lawd




and @chicken's wig


Seriously, once I realized what I was doing I was so grossed out. I mean the dirt! the dust mites! oh lawd!

i JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THAT...

i bought a book last night from a used store, and knowing me, i read my books 70% in the bathroom. and just thinking about others doing the same thing and taking them to used bookstores creep me out.


the book even smells funny..

gross

and NO MORE LIBRARIES for me...do they use disinfectant?

germs? they won't hurt you too much especially ancient ones!