I am having beers.

I am drinking them and swallowing them too.

So, so yummy. Today was so fucking hot and the beers are so fucking cold.

I think I'm gonna even eat some chicken wings.



What are you drinking? What are you thinking? Who are you loving? Who are you hating?

TALK TO ME!

I'm already there
Shit, I was there when I created this account.
I couldn't mistress correctly.
And I'm too drunk now to fix it.

DrunkMistressy said:

Shut up, bitch.

Why is your folder pink?
Never mind, its yellow now
[Edited 5/7/10 14:05pm]

tinaz said:

It was pink because I was a virgin a few minutes ago.

Now I'm a ruined whore.

I'm still at work.

PunkMistress said:

!!!!

I can't wait to get off work because I'm sure as hell going to get drunk as hell tonight and I need to.

Some damn bitch hit my car last Sunday and had no insurance. My insurance was going to cover it but the damages cost more than the value of my car. They gave me a little shitty check for $2000. What the fuck can I get with $2000? Not a damn thing. And I sure as hell ain't going to pick up another car note, I can't afford one. Now, I'm driving around with a big ass dent in my car. I guess I'll look for a damn hooptie for around $2000.

Its only 4pm here...When hubby gets home we are going out for wings and beer! Cept I'll have a margarita cuz I dont like beer

I have to work tomorrow, so being good and not drinking.

I'm sure i'll make up for it over the next few nights tho

vainandy said:

FUCK!

That sucks ass.

Come on this thread drunk when you get home.

tinaz said:

YES!

I'm mostly vegetarian but occasionally get a fierce craving for some wings.

I made some for the family last night, with a chili sauce from scratch. I'm eating the leftovers cold, with some nice cold beers.

It's awesome.

You can have a margarita, but not liking beer is stupid.

florescent said:

Just keep this thread alive when you do, please.

Drunk photowhoring is fun too, just saying.

Vainandy just said on another thread,

"Go dick hunting."



Awesome.

PunkMistress said:

Happy hangover!

florescent said:

"Hangover"?



I'm Irish.

I don't have internet at home. Now, if I can't afford internet at home, I sure as hell can't afford to take up a car note.

What they should do, is take that bitch's car away from her and give it to me. All she had was a headlight to fall out.

PunkMistress said:

Well its more like I cant drink it because I got so incredibly drunk one time that I had a 3 day hangover, I swear I never puked so much in my life! So now when I taste it my mouth waters like im gonna hurl!

vainandy said:

Tell me her name.

I'll go steak her car.

PunkMistress said:

You lucky thing! I have monster hangovers

Well... i'm now off to bed. I hope you pissheads have a good night. And don't forget to photowhore!

tinaz said:

Ohhh, I'm like that with spiced rum. I was 16. My best friend cleaned up my puke, and I'll never forget teh sight of her slipping and falling on her ass in my puke, because she was drunk too.

HAHAHA!

She had really long toes.

florescent said:

OK!



Gnite!

I just overheard my 13 year old say to my 11 year old, "He just ruined himself with that. I mean, you don't even hear from him anymore! He sounds like a girl, anyway. Like Justin Bieber and young Michael Jackson."

PunkMistress said:

You really need to quit sugar-coating everything and just speak your mind.

I'm thinking Mexican food and magaritas.

This thread is making me thirsty.

Genesia said:

That's really hard for me to do, Genesia. I have always been painfully shy and reluctant to speak my mind. It comes from childhood trauma.

Genesia said:

You've got to be Irish, too.

Nobody but a Mick, or maybe a Scot, uses "thirsty" in that context.

I'm still at work...totally exhausted from the past couple nights

Me thoroughly enjoying Cinco de mayo with two friends