...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

Sometimes they are like a telemarketer, they don't know when to shut up.

Some are like bulldozers, they'll run your ass over if they catch you cheating on them.

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[This message was edited Sat Jan 25 22:03:39 PST 2003 by origmnd]

Heavenly said:

"...a mass of conflicting impulses"--Mr Spock

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

a box of chocolates... you sort of know what you're going to get

like a brand new car,
the more you love the ride,
the more miles you wanna put on them.

00769BAD said:

You nasty boy!

Men are like
Babies, they never really grow up and they always want 2 call you mommy, or ma'
[This message was edited Sun Jan 26 11:38:25 PST 2003 by DigitalLisa]

00769BAD said:

The same could be said about men.

DigitalLisa said:

They are 'like babies,' 'always want to call you mommy' and I've heard, like being called 'daddy' in bed. That's kinda strange.