Yo momma jokes!!!!


yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory 4 throwing away all the w's

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

'nuff said!!

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

you mama so stupid she failed a blood test

Your mama is so stupid, she thought St. Ives was a church.

your mama so old she owe jesus money

I got sent home in grade school for decking a boy after said to me ...

yo mama wears combat boots

I didn't know it was a joke

I couldn't decide!

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Your mama's so ugly even Flava Flav is looking at her like "GODDAMN YOU'RE UGLY!"
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yo mama's so mean, she makes Hitler look like a snugglebunny

Your mama's so old you can pass for Harriett Tubman's older sister.

yo mama so stupid you said it was chilly outside and she run out with a bowl

PurpleDiamond2009 said:

these are all great. I'm just not that witty.

Yo mama so white, she makes Queen Elizabeth look like Queen Latifah.

Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.

Your mama's so ugly she scares away mountain lions.

Your momma so skinny, she uses a q-tip as a back scrubber.

Your momma so fat, her favorite lipgloss is fried chicken.

Your momma so ugly, she made Obama loose all hope.
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Your momma so old, every time she wakes up from a nap she finds a tag on her toe.


Ok, I can't think of any more momma jokes...

Not mine:

Your momma so fat, every time she farts a star is born.

Your mama's so stupid she makes Paris Hilton look like a rocket scientist.

Your mama's so old when people come to your house, they think she's an artifact that moves.

Your momma so old, she knows the recipe for dirt.

Your momma so fat, she dislocated her shoulder trying to get her sock on.

Your mama's so ugly your friends mistook her for a baboon in National Geographic.
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Your sig.

Yo momma so fat her Snuggie's also the couch slip cover.

Your momma's so stupid, when she went to see Purple Rain she took an umbrella.

Your mama's so fat the weight machine broke in half when she weighed in.