- stand really close behind me in line. (I'll ask if we're together... )

- tell me to calm down when I'm not even upset or agitated. (Since you said that, NOW I'm not calm! )

- when someone comments on what I'm eating. I don't care if you don't eat meat, or it has a lot of sugar or fat. You're not eating it- I am.

3) People who take their fork and stick it into your food to take some, without asking. My mom used to do that, and I had to break her of the habit. I hate when people do that, even when it's family. Call me a germophobe or whatever, but I don't know what germs people have in their mouths, and I don't want to get sick to find out! It's the same thing when someone makes popcorn or puts a bowl of a snack or something on the table for everybody to eat from. I refuse to eat from it, especially since there are young kids in my family, and who knows where those little hands have been. I don't want your germs, keep them to yourself.

I'm sure there's more; I'm just warming up.

When smart people who actually can debate and has some sense {so I thought} agrees with people who spews sensless babbling drivel JUST to prove their point. {as I've seen on this site}

When family members wants to preach to your ass about not calling them to see how they were doing, when they ass ain't come to see you in about 15 yrs.

People who wants to complain about your cooking but 1. Bust that shit down AFTER complaining and 2. Can't cook a lick their damn selves.

Folks who squeezes their ass on a crowded bus like everyone else but act like they're in their own private limousine and no one can brush them or touch them {yo ass should have taken a cab then }

People who come to work and hate their job and want to give you attitude because of it. {If you don't like it DON'T DO IT}

When you get into a debate/argument with someone and a person whom you nor the person you're arguing with knows wants to get all up in it and they don't even know what the fuck is happening. {HO HAVE A SEAT}

When smart people who actually can debate and has some sense {so I thought} agrees with people who spews sensless babbling drivel JUST to prove their point. {as I've seen on this site}

When family members wants to preach to your ass about not calling them to see how they were doing, when they ass ain't come to see you in about 15 yrs.

People who wants to complain about your cooking but 1. Bust that shit down AFTER complaining and 2. Can't cook a lick their damn selves.
Folks who squeezes their ass on a crowded bus like everyone else but act like they're in their own private limousine and no one can brush them or touch them {yo ass should have taken a cab then }

People who come to work and hate their job and want to give you attitude because of it. {If you don't like it DON'T DO IT}

When you get into a debate/argument with someone and a person whom you nor the person you're arguing with knows wants to get all up in it and they don't even know what the fuck is happening. {HO HAVE A SEAT}

that reminds ME, seeing people park in handicapped spaces, often with placards, then jump briskly out of their cars and grab heavy items that they easily carry.

This is not directed at you, but you just reminded me

the family thing yea! hasn't been that long but still heck yes.

and with the cooking- peeps complain after a taste of it and still eat it up. then WTF u complaining bout?

can't stand that shi*, either eat it, be thankful that I cooked 4 yo a$$ and STFU or don't eat it and still STFU!

I hate "touchy feely" people. They come over and compliment you at the same time they are finger-fucking your hair, and clothes. Ask first, please! Don't act like a chimp.

Don't smile and pay fake compliments at me or my kids, especially if you act surprised that my children are well behaved.
"Wow! You have good kids! Look, they are so quiet and well behaved!"
Bitch STFU! People do have well mannered kids, speak up when their kids are bad, NOT good.
People should protest the badly behaved kids... instead they stay quiet and say nothing. Not me.. I let those mothers know and get extreme pleasure doing so! Its your civic duty to point out bad practices children do so that the parents learn what is acceptable public behavior and not drag a screaming brat around town.


If you borrow my shit, return it in a timely manner!
Don't ask me where I got my clothing, I'll just lie to you.
Don't ask me for money, don't you see me with my children??? Tacky!
Don't stare at my tits when I speak to you, its rude especially if you are a woman. Excuse yourself if you bump into me you klutz! FYI, if you are thin and short do not try to squeeze by me or jump in front of me (subway, ticketline, grocery store), I can move pretty fast and I will crush your bony ass without any remorse. Wait your turn like I do, or I will trip you or stomp on your foot.
At the grocery store.. when in the check out line, do NOT push your cart up to my ass... I will shove it back into your gut HARD. I need my personal space Thank you.

Nail. Meet. Head.

I'm a fierce fighter for my personal space too, and sometimes it offends people(unfortunately) but I'll always tell them to put themselves in my position. It doesn't feel great when the shoe's in the other foot, does it?

When you rub your dick(sometimes kitty) against somebody in a line, SHOULDN'T THAT BE A CLUE TO BACK THE FUCK OFF?

Just the other day somebody was blowing dragon breath on the back of my neck and when I turned my head to face him, there he was with the dumb ass look on his face like nothing's to it,,,,needless to say, I was NOT amused and I did something about it.
[Edited 5/12/10 6:23am]

OMG this irratates me at the gym...


Do not put the treadmill at the highest incline if you are just gonna hang on the console while you walk!! Whats the point, you are NOT getting the benefit of walking up an incline if you are hanging on!!