Double park right next to an open parking space

Pass me while still basically being in my lane, missing the edge of my car by inches

generally being selfish

NDRU said:

that reminds me. park your car INBETWEEN two handicap parking spots. Not ON them which is bad enough, but INBETWEEN them. Making it impossible for one of them to get into the driver's seat.

Being disabled myself, that pisses me off.
[Edited 5/10/10 14:14pm]

NMuzakNSoul said:

So wait... you mean someone parks in the wide space with the lines between the spaces?! How dumb is THAT?!

I totally understand, tho! I have a Camaro, which has long doors. That means if someone parks too close to me, I can't get my door open enough to get into the car!

chocolate1 said:

That's exactly what I mean! That was crazy. Yep.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Idiot!

bboy87 said:

What?

I would delete anyone who did that.



Also known as the Douchelips.

PunkMistress said:

*hides all douchelips pics*

NMuzakNSoul said:

that reminds ME, seeing people park in handicapped spaces, often with placards, then jump briskly out of their cars and grab heavy items that they easily carry.

This is not directed at you, but you just reminded me

NDRU said:

Yeah, I agree on that 2.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Sometimes I think getting a placard is like getting a prescription for pot. The people I see going into the local pot club look pretty young & healthy. I'm getting so cynical as I get older!
[Edited 5/10/10 14:50pm]

PricelessHo said:

yes, also peoples' dogs who run around like wild animals jumping all over me & knocking me in the nuts with their heads

People who can't stop talking.

bicyclists/pedestrians who act like they are excused from following any sort of rules on the road.

I'm stopping my car, you have to stop, too, sometimes!

NDRU said:

And I used to be your bestest friend .

Serious said:

are you a talker? I like talkers, but specifically I'm thinking of people who come in a room talking and leave the room talking. My boss does not stop for the entire 8 hours she is here.

NDRU said:

Very much so .

Serious said:

you come across as very reserved online

BklynBabe said:

all of that plus....



6) Spit...and by spit I mean hacking up a lung along with yesterday's snot.

7) Belch and cough without covering their mouths.

8) Look at someone when I specifically tell them not to

9) Ask me the same damn question 3 or 4 times. Twice I can understand, anything more than that then your brain is either 4 or 74.

10) Speed and swerve in between lanes. That red light aint goin' no damn where so why are you driving like a maniac?

11) Lie to me about stupid shit. If you're going to lie, lie about something interesting.

12) [girlfriends] Complain about your man, then put me down when I complain about him. Why is it okay if YOU do it but not me? Isn't he still the same knuckle head jerk from when you were talking about him?

13) Complain about Obama and how bad he is for the country. I'm sorry but...wasn't this country in the shithole BEFORE he became president? Why is everything all of a sudden HIS fault?

DesireeNevermind said:

I just did that to my mom!
I was telling her about my recent heartbreak and she started dissing him...
I yelled, "This is not open season on ___!"

chocolate1 said:

Bad girl. That's suppose to be positive reinforcement. You know....when your mom or girlfriend tries to be positive by spitting the negative about your sometimes positive and sometimes negative but always no good man.

DesireeNevermind said:

I know...

DesireeNevermind said:

No you can't, it's just one of those things... rules. Sorry.

Don't start with me DesireeNevermind, I didn't make the rules.

TD3 said:

I try to be so careful when I talk to wounded Sistas. I know that territorial/protective feeling.
"Nobody can talk about my man but me!" knowing damn well he ain't shit...

chocolate1 said:

I'm reminded of this scene from Barbershop2 where Eve's character is on a beach doing kick boxing moves with all these other women and in unison they yell "HE AINT SHIT" with each jab and kick.

DesireeNevermind said:

I could use that right about now.

chocolate1 said:

A couple of years ago I was at the doctor's office and this 60 plus year old woman is in there and she starts to vent as we spoke about this and that. Her grown kids were getting on her nerves, her siblings were a pain, than she got to her man/husband.

She said, I should've divorce that stupid ass motherfucker years ago.... Yeah, I called him a dumb motherfuker I can cuz he's my motherfucker.

I just smiled and nodded.

TD3 said:

Love in the golden years!

NDRU said:

I look young and healthy, too.

But I have joints similar to an arthritic senior citizen's, and severe asthma that can land me in the hospital if I simply walk more than a few hundred feet when the pollen count is high enough.

You would know neither of these things by looking at me.

I've had to use those stupid wheelchair thingies to get around the grocery store, and you should have seen the looks I got from people who obviously decided, based on my appearance, that I must be too young and healthy to be using the wheelchair. I wanted to die. Since then, I don't even use them when I need them. When I'm very sick with my asthma or Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, Chris will urge me to use one, but I'd rather force myself to walk around than spend the entire time getting angry at people for glaring at me or whispering to their companions.

Just saying.

I do agree that both of the things you mentioned do get taken advantage of by reasonably healthy people, but it's like food stamps - everyone on the program gets looked at sideways because of a handful of people who abuse it.

People acting stereotypical by calling other people stereotypical.

I wanted to post a whole lot more than that, but that would just miss it's mark. I just wanted to say it.

And now it's 2AM, thanks to Ian. So I am off to bed. Woohoo.

PunkMistress said:

true, I have no doubt I am mis-judging more than a FEW people.

But despite my initial comparison, I must say have much less belief in the medical "conditions" of most pot club members than I do of folks with placards or people who use food stamps.
[Edited 5/10/10 17:29pm]