Using the word "pretentious" all the goddamn time.

Finding fault in everybody and anything just for the sake of.

Acting like the world revolves around you and your snotty nosed kids, SAYS WHO?

Taking the easy way out and calling somebody a "hater" because you don't know ANY debate skills.

Disrespect of personal space,,,,and GETTING OFFENDED when somebody calls you out on it now that tickles the hell outta me.

Mind games and all sorts of manipulations,,,,they stir my evil side.

Small mindedness.

Calling someone who disagrees with you a "hater", or asserting that the fact they disagree with you is proof that they're trying to oppress you.

People who act like their shit don't stink.

Arguing over BULLSHIT.

Bad ass kids who keep on pushing the limit even going far to tear up a kitchen and then claiming if you tell them that they "hate" you.

Kids that you KNOW can walk ridin' around in strollers...

RenHoek said:

Now that's bad, when the kid gets to be older and they still insist on riding strollers and they're SEVEN, I remember when someone actually did that and either me or my brother had to stop him from doing that. It was embarrassing lol

RenHoek said:

Or grown-ass kids with pacifiers!

Timmy84 said:

I remember being a kid, I couldn't wait to walk on my own.

meow85 said:

Hell when I started walking, they couldn't stop me man. Hated strollers.

Timmy84 said:

God, me too. Car seats too. Pretty much anything I was strapped down to I loathed.

meow85 said:

I was a bad ass kid.

Timmy84 said:

you still bad ass....

BklynBabe said:

People who turn down my offer of a beverage, or some fries, or a bowl of cereal and wait til I get nice and comfy with mine and say, "Can I have a sip/a bite/a few?"

If I only wanted 95% of a bowl of Captain Crunch, that's what I would've poured dammit! Same with my drink, take one when offered and leave me the extra if need be, rather than short change me on MY shit.

people that yell.
people that have children who pretend not to see their children when they are misbehaving
people that give you their opinion when not asked
people that burp..

FauxReal said:

That's funny! On a similar note, I can't stand when people try to force you to sample whatever food or drink they're having. No thank you. That's disgusting.

chocolate1 said:

the family owned a milkbar when i was a little girl- I used to do that Alllll the damn time especially in front of customers! LOL

not off the plate though off the shelf
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CocoRock said:

what are cocktail party words?

meow85 said:

i never knew anyone who did that until I read this post, that annoys me, a lot of people have lost on or both of their parents, we don't use that as an excuse... true or not...sorry but she must be so sad in her own life to not try and move on and use that of all things....the nerve....ok rant over.

Harlepolis said:

FauxReal said:

that annoys me like crazy

baroque said:

oooo, u will hate me LOL.

selfish ass people that dawdle when you ask them to do something but expect you to jump up immediately when they want something

people that try to defend their racist/sexist/homophobic philosophies on the internet and are illiterate

people who stare and get all in your business and can't take care of their own business

people that chew with their mouth open and smack their food, and try to talk at the same time

-people who cough without covering their mouths
-non hand washers- especially those who are waliking out of the bathroom as the toilet is flushing- and you know not a drop of water less known soap touched their hands

-yuuuuucccckkk

-people who come to work sick and contagious and you end up being deathly ill as well.

Serious said:

-Same here to then they think they so cool when riding by on a mini mo ped bike
-when people come up and try to talk to me - or try to sell me things

-weak rappers
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People who wait until the last minute to do their shit and then want you to rush to help them. (e.g. registering at the last minute for a class, co-workers who don't turn in reports on time and want you to help them prep for a meeting they've known about for months, etc.)

People who are late. "Oh traffic was horrible." Really, cuz we ALL got here in traffic, and we made it on time. It's a selfish and self-centered approach to dealing with things. What makes that person's time more valuable than mine or the time of anyone else? If you're that farkin' busy that you can't make the appointment, don't agree to come to it in the first place. We're not here to support your sense of busy-ness.

Also - close talkers. I can hear you. I always want to say, "I don't know where you think we're at in this relationship, but you don't need to lean in 3" from my snout to tell me something."

myfavorite said:

People that spell bullshit with a Y.

ernestsewell said:

I also love the people that, when you return their call (usually this happens at business), answer, ask can you hold or if you can call them back in 5 minutes or at such and such time. If you are too busy to talk, then don't answer the phone! Or, conversely, if it's so important that you must speak with me, then give me your complete attention when I call you back.

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jone70 said:

What really irritates me with the phone is when a worker is online w/ one person, then a 2nd line rings, and they put the 1st caller on hold to talk to the second person. TOTALLY RUDE. You put the 1st person on hold for a moment, answer the second and put THEM on hold, and go back to the first person to finish up FIRST. It's like making an order or checking out at a store, then letting someone jump in line to check out ahead of them. The first person feels put off, and for no good reason. Totally bad phone etiquette.

people that are smart-asses
people that sneeze and don't cover their mouth or nose
people who assume things about you