1) reach over your food while you are eating so that their armpit is right in your face

2) you give them simple instructions and they proceed to do something as half assed, bass-ackwards, and complicated as possible

3) ask for help and then don't listen to a word you say....and then ask for help again

4) waste your time with simple ass behaviors

5) put something in your face or talk to you when they see you are busy

lisp

snap their gum

curse in front of children

spit on the street


nasty. all of it.

- pop their gum
- whistle
- take fries -or whatever- off your plate and THEN ask if they can have one after they touched them... (I swear they will pull back a nub for that! )
- talk to me while I'm on the phone
- talk really loudly on the cellphone or with that damn earpiece sticking out of their heads in public places

CarrieMpls said:

continuously talk to you while you're reading or on the phone.

don't say please or thank you

don't use their turn signal

cut you off mid sentence

chew with their mouths open

ignore their kids acting a fool in public

Breathe ...

And then there's....

- change lanes in front of me just when I start to change lanes! (Dumbass, I was trying to get AROUND YOU!!! )

- call me in the middle of my texting

- try to convince me to like their team (I'm a METS fan. Deal with it. )

- correct others even though they know what they meant (Yeah, you're soooo smart! )

- don't try to raise their arms to catch the door when walking through behind me (oops! I thought you had it! )

People who...

- ride their bikes on the sideWALK.
- don't properly manage their dogs.
- try to use cocktail party words, but use them incorrectly.
- interupt while someone else is speaking.
- talk extra loud whilst on a cellphone.
- touch my child (pinching his cheeks, rubbing his head, etc...) without my permission.

Dewrede said:

Theriously?

CarrieMpls said:

OH MY GOD YES

ernestsewell said:

That was my first one on my first list. I HATE that sound!

CocoRock said:

Today an asshole was riding his motorbike on the sidewalk and pretty fast too . Two of his friends were driving on the street, but not him .

CarrieMpls said:

I do that

Use big words to try to sound smart, but use them incorrectly.

Talk down to children.

Not saying please and thank you.

Leave their shoes on when they come in my home without asking if it's alright.

Interrupt my music.

BklynBabe said:

5. happens constantly to me. but I stay kind.

Serious said:

Interrupt me. Especially when it's clear I'm on the phone or in the middle of a conversation. My co-workers do this constantly and it makes me .


Don't say "Excuse me."


Talk super loudly on the bus/subway/wherever so you can hear their asinine conversations even though you have your headphones on.


Cough/sneeze/hack without covering their mouth, especially when you are next to them on the bus/subway.

Serious said:

That kinda ish irks me to no end! NOT. COOL.

Also, people who push luxury cars and have this false sense of entitlement that they feel allows them to drive and park however the hell they please.

Grunting while taking a shit, or piss in the restroom

jone70 said:

Especially those people having really personal conversations. I don't want to know about that blowjob you got, your divorce proceeding, or your pap smear!

smoke in the car with a baby with the windows rolled up

ask a really dumb question and then wonder why you are looking at them like they are really dumb

loud belching and farting

bad breath and getting right in your face to speak

personal space invaders

contstantly go to war with each other over bullshyt.

Act like they're fucking special because they've got problems.

BklynBabe said:

I think farting is hysterical.

PunkMistress said:

An ex girlfriend of one of my friends was like this. She'd be this horrible bitch to everyone in sight, then when someone called her on it she'd be all, "It's not my fault I'm like this, my dad died when I was a kid."

I never knew if that was the truth or not, but speaking as someone who also lost their father quite young that used to make me so angry that she'd actually use that as a cop out.

-Spit on the street

-Eat their own nasal mucous (believe me, I've seen it many times )

-Don't use the turn signal

-Bad breath or/and dirty tongue, and smelly asses

-Scream nastily at their own children, in front of everyone

-Chew with mouth open

-Change the subject of the conversation without a reason

-In the subway/bus, girls/woman who treat me like a rapist when, accidentally , I brush a leg or the ass wtf
[Edited 5/9/10 13:12pm]

my bi-polarization is acting up again...