A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob. The effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."




She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

This woman was browsing through her favorite fashion magazine and one of the articles read "Look years younger by NOT wearing a bra."

Excited that this simple little fashion statement would make her look younger, she stopped wearing a bra that day and waited for her husband to return home from work.

"Dear?," the woman asked, "Do you notice anything different?"
Her husband glanced at her and said, "New hairdo? I love it."


"no!," she said, "Do I look any younger?"

"Botox?" the husband responded.


"no!," she responded. At which point she shows him the magazine article and points out that she's not wearing a bra.


"Look years younger by NOT wearing a bra," her husband reads aloud, then looks at her and says, "Oh yeah... Now I see it. Your breast drooping down so low seems to have pulled a few wrinkles out of your face."

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