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PrintableIceNine said: teller said: IceNine said: I have an idea... send your cock out to free the slaves in some strange land and see if that boosts his confidence!
Maybe so...normally I would just lift weights with it, but at the moment...um... Nothing is better for your cock than using it to smite the wicked! I like the intimidating heavy "plop" sound it makes on the table after I whip it out...also the screams of people running away in terror...but I don't know how I'm supposed to free slaves this way... Smiting the wicked...I'll try this...  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: IceNine said: teller said: IceNine said: I have an idea... send your cock out to free the slaves in some strange land and see if that boosts his confidence!
Maybe so...normally I would just lift weights with it, but at the moment...um...Nothing is better for your cock than using it to smite the wicked! I like the intimidating heavy "plop" sound it makes on the table after I whip it out...also the screams of people running away in terror...but I don't know how I'm supposed to free slaves this way... Smiting the wicked...I'll try this... Freeing the slaves is a metaphor for deflowering lots of young nubiles. You free them from the shackles of their virginity and such. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Man...you bring out the worst in me...
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teller said: Man...you bring out the worst in me...
Excellent! That is my goal in life!!! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: Yes...I'm rather impressed with it myself...I really think it would be more manageable with a harness, though... .EDIT: stupid grammar! [This message was edited Thu Jan 23 9:12:42 PST 2003 by teller] Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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JediMaster said: IceNine said: JediMaster said: IceNine said: teller said: IceNine said: JediMaster said: I know some great tricks with latex to make your cock and balls look just like Ronald Reagan!
Of course, the mother of all penile presidential posings is Richard Nixon! The Big Dick himself!!! Anyone managed to get their balls into the peace sign? I guess I can let you guys in on a little secret... Well... should I? Maybe... Maybe on another thread... Hmmm... You have two?!  Oh, no... this secret will tear the lid off an age-old theory. C'mon, you can't leave us hanging like that! I have to wait until tomorrow... I have already created four threads today... Oh, the sweet suspense!!! 
[This message was edited Wed Jan 22 14:17:07 PST 2003 by JediMaster] I guess I could blow the lid off of those age-old theories today...  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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teller said: I like the intimidating heavy "plop" sound it makes on the table after I whip it out...also the screams of people running away in terror...but I don't know how I'm supposed to free slaves this way...
I should never drink and org...  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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i must say i preferred this thread when it was about ball hair growth!!
even though i would fight to the death to protect the freedom of the original poster to change siad thread i do feel somewhat piqued that the initial topic has been hijacked for cheap political gain piqued you gotta admit thats a great word | |
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I am so glad that Teller reminded me of this classic thread. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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One day you should publish your collected works. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: One day you should publish your collected works.
I should... it would amuse me! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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What the hell is going on here...who bumped? | |
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IceNine said: Have any of you guys ever let the hair on your balls grow really, really long so that you could disguise your cock and nuts as Abraham Lincoln for a demented show and tell session?
I know I have. EDIT: Changed title... why not? [This message was edited Wed Jan 22 10:03:17 PST 2003 by IceNine] No,but I have grown my hair long and shaggy to look like Fidel Castro,with my cock playing the part of the cigar. Fuck it.Let's do it. | |
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will some one please post a example of what a elderlymales balls/pubes would look like  | |
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utopia7 said: will some one please post a example of what a elderlymales balls/pubes would look like
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will someone please not post this... 
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EllisDee said: utopia7 said: will some one please post a example of what a elderlymales balls/pubes would look like
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will someone please not post this...
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utopia7 said: EllisDee said: utopia7 said: will some one please post a example of what a elderlymales balls/pubes would look like
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will someone please not post this...
...yes, but once the world sees this, it will never see again... that shit will blind people...  ...
such nastiness... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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I am crying tears of laughter | |
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utopia7 said: I am crying tears of laughter
you'd be crying tears of pain if someone posted that picture... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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I am just curious I've never seen old balls it must be wrinkly and moist I am sorry I won't say any more | |
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utopia7 said: EllisDee said: utopia7 said: will some one please post a example of what a elderlymales balls/pubes would look like
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will someone please not post this...
... the world must not
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mrhyde said: IceNine said: Have any of you guys ever let the hair on your balls grow really, really long so that you could disguise your cock and nuts as Abraham Lincoln for a demented show and tell session?
I know I have. EDIT: Changed title... why not? [This message was edited Wed Jan 22 10:03:17 PST 2003 by IceNine] No,but I have grown my hair long and shaggy to look like Fidel Castro,with my cock playing the part of the cigar. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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teller said: One day you should publish your collected works.
Are you nuts?  | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: teller said: One day you should publish your collected works.
Are you nuts? Uh huh...and here you are reading this stuff. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: teller said: One day you should publish your collected works.
Are you nuts? You don't like my creative writing? 
... [This message was edited Fri Apr 4 13:10:12 PST 2003 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: teller said: One day you should publish your collected works.
Are you nuts? You don't like my creative writing?
... [This message was edited Fri Apr 4 13:10:12 PST 2003 by IceNine] Well your "most recent" writings I found very amusing! | |
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