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Printableteller said: IceNine said: teller said:  If you have an excess of girth, you can dress it up as William Howard Taft. What if you're bent? Al Gore, of course... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Ice-Nine how is a Woman gonna Deep Throat a Cock with all that Hair? That's disgusting! No Hair is the way to go so that the Lady can Lovingly Devour your Member and ENJOY doing so. Then when you Cum it won't get plastered in your Hair. | |
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Natasha said: Ice-Nine how is a Woman gonna Deep Throat a Cock with all that Hair? That's disgusting! No Hair is the way to go so that the Lady can Lovingly Devour your Member and ENJOY doing so. Then when you Cum it won't get plastered in your Hair.
Not to worry... the disguise is only used for special events... shaving is employed at all other times. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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i had 2 give this thread 5 starz, man...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i had 2 give this thread 5 starz, man...
:LOL: Thank you... it is a classic...  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I know some great tricks with latex to make your cock and balls look just like Ronald Reagan!
Of course, the mother of all penile presidential posings is Richard Nixon! The Big Dick himself!!! Anyone managed to get their balls into the peace sign? 
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JediMaster said: I know some great tricks with latex to make your cock and balls look just like Ronald Reagan!
Of course, the mother of all penile presidential posings is Richard Nixon! The Big Dick himself!!! Anyone managed to get their balls into the peace sign? I guess I can let you guys in on a little secret... Well... should I? Maybe... Maybe on another thread... Hmmm... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: JediMaster said: I know some great tricks with latex to make your cock and balls look just like Ronald Reagan!
Of course, the mother of all penile presidential posings is Richard Nixon! The Big Dick himself!!! Anyone managed to get their balls into the peace sign? I guess I can let you guys in on a little secret... Well... should I? Maybe... Maybe on another thread... Hmmm... You have two?!  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: IceNine said: JediMaster said: I know some great tricks with latex to make your cock and balls look just like Ronald Reagan!
Of course, the mother of all penile presidential posings is Richard Nixon! The Big Dick himself!!! Anyone managed to get their balls into the peace sign? I guess I can let you guys in on a little secret... Well... should I? Maybe... Maybe on another thread... Hmmm... You have two?! Oh, no... this secret will tear the lid off an age-old theory. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: teller said: IceNine said: JediMaster said: I know some great tricks with latex to make your cock and balls look just like Ronald Reagan!
Of course, the mother of all penile presidential posings is Richard Nixon! The Big Dick himself!!! Anyone managed to get their balls into the peace sign? I guess I can let you guys in on a little secret... Well... should I? Maybe... Maybe on another thread... Hmmm... You have two?! Oh, no... this secret will tear the lid off an age-old theory. C'mon, you can't leave us hanging like that!
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JediMaster said: IceNine said: teller said: IceNine said: JediMaster said: I know some great tricks with latex to make your cock and balls look just like Ronald Reagan!
Of course, the mother of all penile presidential posings is Richard Nixon! The Big Dick himself!!! Anyone managed to get their balls into the peace sign? I guess I can let you guys in on a little secret... Well... should I? Maybe... Maybe on another thread... Hmmm... You have two?! Oh, no... this secret will tear the lid off an age-old theory. C'mon, you can't leave us hanging like that! I have to wait until tomorrow... I have already created four threads today... Oh, the sweet suspense!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: JediMaster said: IceNine said: teller said: IceNine said: JediMaster said: I know some great tricks with latex to make your cock and balls look just like Ronald Reagan!
Of course, the mother of all penile presidential posings is Richard Nixon! The Big Dick himself!!! Anyone managed to get their balls into the peace sign? I guess I can let you guys in on a little secret... Well... should I? Maybe... Maybe on another thread... Hmmm... You have two?! Oh, no... this secret will tear the lid off an age-old theory. C'mon, you can't leave us hanging like that! I have to wait until tomorrow... I have already created four threads today... Oh, the sweet suspense!!!  [This message was edited Wed Jan 22 14:17:07 PST 2003 by JediMaster]
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IceNine said: jubalH said: unfortunately i cant reply for 50yrs but i am in discussion re a screen play with oliver stone
All this talk of a grassy knoll is just crazy talk... we didn't even build a grassy knoll... the rest of us were too busy slamming our cocks in the front door, refrigerator and a large, unabridged dictionary. Let this post and thread be a lesson to the kiddies out there on the dangers of excessive digestion of antibiotics.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: jubalH said: unfortunately i cant reply for 50yrs but i am in discussion re a screen play with oliver stone
All this talk of a grassy knoll is just crazy talk... we didn't even build a grassy knoll... the rest of us were too busy slamming our cocks in the front door, refrigerator and a large, unabridged dictionary. Let this post and thread be a lesson to the kiddies out there on the dangers of excessive digestion of antibiotics. Yeah... so says you! Were YOU the one on the grassy knoll??? Huh??? Where were you on November 22, 1963??? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: bkw said: IceNine said: jubalH said: unfortunately i cant reply for 50yrs but i am in discussion re a screen play with oliver stone
All this talk of a grassy knoll is just crazy talk... we didn't even build a grassy knoll... the rest of us were too busy slamming our cocks in the front door, refrigerator and a large, unabridged dictionary. Let this post and thread be a lesson to the kiddies out there on the dangers of excessive digestion of antibiotics. Yeah... so says you! Were YOU the one on the grassy knoll??? Huh??? Where were you on November 22, 1963??? Ummm, argh... bkw grabs hat and coat and runs out door When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: bkw said: IceNine said: jubalH said: unfortunately i cant reply for 50yrs but i am in discussion re a screen play with oliver stone
All this talk of a grassy knoll is just crazy talk... we didn't even build a grassy knoll... the rest of us were too busy slamming our cocks in the front door, refrigerator and a large, unabridged dictionary. Let this post and thread be a lesson to the kiddies out there on the dangers of excessive digestion of antibiotics. Yeah... so says you! Were YOU the one on the grassy knoll??? Huh??? Where were you on November 22, 1963??? Ummm, argh... bkw grabs hat and coat and runs out door Aha! Where are you going, Lee Harvey??? Hmmm? Don't forget your Swedish Model 2000 Sure-Grip Suck Machine on your way out! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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What a title!!!  IceNine's back... he's really back!!! 
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moderatorIceNine said: Don't forget your Swedish Model 2000 Sure-Grip Suck Machine on your way out! :LOL:
Don't worry about that. I never take it off!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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June7 said: What a title!!!
IceNine's back... he's really back!!!
(Did everything work out?) I have returned! Everything has not worked out and on top of it all, I have pneumonia and feel like I might very well be dying. BUT... At least I can post silly topics before death. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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bkw said: IceNine said: Don't forget your Swedish Model 2000 Sure-Grip Suck Machine on your way out! :LOL:
Don't worry about that. I never take it off! Excellent! Getting your money's worth, obviously! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Hey, if you dyed your pubes green
you could BE the grassy knoll!. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Hey, if you dyed your pubes green
you could BE the grassy knoll!. Only if the grassy knoll had the Washington Monument on it... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Or if you grew your hair real long
you could start a new trend in 'pubic plaits'. (also known as doing a 'genital gimli') | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Or if you grew your hair real long
you could start a new trend in 'pubic plaits'. (also known as doing a 'genital gimli') Damn... you reminded me of this horrible movie called "Tales from the Gimli Hospital." You knew the movie was going to suck when the guy purposely squeezed fish eggs all over his head. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I haven't even begun to attempt Al Gore yet...I'm still stuck on Lincoln...I keep trying to do the Gettysburg Address but all I get is this semi-limp schlong that says nothing.
What am I doing wrong?! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: I haven't even begun to attempt Al Gore yet...I'm still stuck on Lincoln...I keep trying to do the Gettysburg Address but all I get is this semi-limp schlong that says nothing.
What am I doing wrong?! I know what the problem is... someone told your cock that Abraham Lincoln was a racist and now it is ashamed and won't perform... 
Fucking sad state of affairs... all you can do is try to convince it that it is really a good cock and that it has nothing to be ahamed of. Good luck. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I know what the problem is... someone told your cock that Abraham Lincoln was a racist and now it is ashamed and won't perform...
Fucking sad state of affairs... all you can do is try to convince it that it is really a good cock and that it has nothing to be ahamed of. Good luck. 
wtf happened to my independent-thinking styled cock? the pink juice? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: IceNine said: I know what the problem is... someone told your cock that Abraham Lincoln was a racist and now it is ashamed and won't perform...
Fucking sad state of affairs... all you can do is try to convince it that it is really a good cock and that it has nothing to be ahamed of. Good luck.
wtf happened to my independent-thinking styled cock? the pink juice? I have an idea... send your cock out to free the slaves in some strange land and see if that boosts his confidence! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I have an idea... send your cock out to free the slaves in some strange land and see if that boosts his confidence!
Maybe so...normally I would just lift weights with it, but at the moment...um...Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: IceNine said: I have an idea... send your cock out to free the slaves in some strange land and see if that boosts his confidence!
Maybe so...normally I would just lift weights with it, but at the moment...um...Nothing is better for your cock than using it to smite the wicked! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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