OK. I did it, you OWE me Dan

ZombieKitten said:

OMG, you're the best!!!

Thanks! He'll be so disturbed, and that's all that matters!

OMG, I have a better idea!



Let's ALL post disturbing ice skating pictures on his profile.!


:googling:

TheVoid said:

OK!

I'm trying to post this one, but facebook isn't playing nice.

Fauxie said:

OK, I really need to know.

Why do you feel your bum is fuckable?


And how the hell do you know Thai men have small penises? How?
They never show their ding dongs--they're painfully shy about
flashing meat. So how?








“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”--The Buddha
[Edited 5/4/10 23:36pm]

Fauxie said:

The problem is that in English, we use all 5 of the Thai tones, though the high tone is used very seldom.

But the falling and rising tones are used all the time in English.

The falling tone is used emphatically in statements like "No!" and "don't!"
And the rising tone is used in questions like, "Really?" or "why?"


But they're not just ornamental like most English speakers will say.
Often they are essential to understanding what is said.

Klai (far away) and Klai (nearby) are identical except the tone.
I spent 30 minutes trying to hear and say the difference between the two.

But in English we have ridiculous words like "refuse" and "refuse" spelt
identical, but one means "to say no" and the other "rubbish" and
only by the pronunciation are they identified. At least in Thai
Klai and Klai are spelt differently due to the tones they take.


And as far as them sounding ridiculous, well English is a ridiculous
language isn't it?

I mean why should one say:

To be or not to be

when he could just

be or not?

We assign ridiculous layers of nuance to a language which only points out
how out of touch we are with each other.

Thais 'get' and understand each other inherently and intrinsictly.

Thus a full conversation can be.

Hungry, yes ?
Yes, go paragon?
Yes, go now.
Ok, good.
Bus station where?
Bus station road Sumkumvit, soi 53.
Yes sir. Good.
OK, we go.

It would take 2 paragraphs for English speakers to say the same
thing because we don't allow our language to be inferred.
We don't 'get' each other.








“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”--The Buddha
[Edited 5/5/10 0:44am]

Fauxie said:

My experience is medium to small. Only one large.

But they act like that shit is medusa and needs to be hidden else it turn you to stone.

TheVoid said:

where's Sumkumvit??

TheVoid said:

What do you constitute as 'large'?
[Edited 5/5/10 7:20am]

TheVoid said:

What do you constitute as 'large'?
[Edited 5/5/10 7:20am]

Mushanga said:

See, that's what I'm going on, that the guys in cheap Thai pornos are probably considered large here, then assuming the average is a bit smaller than that. Why am I talking about Thai men's penises? This thread sucks.

Mushanga said:

Let's just say it would have made more sense to weight it then measure it.








“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”--The Buddha
[Edited 5/5/10 8:38am]

Somebody mentioned iceskating?!?!?!

Mushanga said:

OMG, please please post those on Anxiety's facebook page











“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”--The Buddha

TheVoid said:

Why?

And who's Anxiety (irl I mean)?

Mushanga said:

Again, why?

Mushanga said:

Believe it or not, there really isn't any reason.
We're all just posting ice skating pictures on his profile.
He took it relatively well only freaking out a little bit this time.









“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”--The Buddha

Fauxie, can you join the Luk Krueng meetup group on facebook?

We'll need to lie and say that you're a Luk Krueng but that your Thai genes are extremely recessive. They'll eat that shit up.









“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”--The Buddha

Fauxie said:

om nom nom