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Brain Farts I just heated some lunch.
The microwave beeped that it was done. I went in the kitchen and opened the freezer door. I stood there and looked into it for about 3 seconds. 
Do you have these? What spaztic shit do you/have you done? I can't be alone on this.  | |
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OMG... I have been having them on a daily basis.
The other day I was searching high and low for some brown rice & veggies that I cooked for the little man. I cooked it the day before and it should have been in the fridge. After I tore the fridge apart I realized that it was sitting in the microwave. I have no idea why. I cooked it all in the steamer, mixed in the processor and do not remember putting it in the microwave. Since it sat out overnight I had to throw it all out and start over. Bad mommy! | |
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johnart said: I just heated some lunch.
The microwave beeped that it was done. I went in the kitchen and opened the freezer door. I stood there and looked into it for about 3 seconds.
Do you have these? What spaztic shit do you/have you done? I can't be alone on this. ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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MrsMdiver said: OMG... I have been having them on a daily basis.
The other day I was searching high and low for some brown rice & veggies that I cooked for the little man. I cooked it the day before and it should have been in the fridge. After I tore the fridge apart I realized that it was sitting in the microwave. I have no idea why. I cooked it all in the steamer, mixed in the processor and do not remember putting it in the microwave. Since it sat out overnight I had to throw it all out and start over. Bad mommy! No bad mommy. Bad mommy would be if you were like  "Eat up kid." | |
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tinaz said: johnart said: I just heated some lunch.
The microwave beeped that it was done. I went in the kitchen and opened the freezer door. I stood there and looked into it for about 3 seconds.
Do you have these? What spaztic shit do you/have you done? I can't be alone on this. Shut up. I didn't say come in here and gawk. | |
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johnart said: MrsMdiver said: OMG... I have been having them on a daily basis.
The other day I was searching high and low for some brown rice & veggies that I cooked for the little man. I cooked it the day before and it should have been in the fridge. After I tore the fridge apart I realized that it was sitting in the microwave. I have no idea why. I cooked it all in the steamer, mixed in the processor and do not remember putting it in the microwave. Since it sat out overnight I had to throw it all out and start over. Bad mommy! No bad mommy. Bad mommy would be if you were like "Eat up kid." | |
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johnart said: tinaz said: Shut up. I didn't say come in here and gawk.  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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johnart said: I just heated some lunch.
The microwave beeped that it was done. I went in the kitchen and opened the freezer door. I stood there and looked into it for about 3 seconds.
Do you have these? What spaztic shit do you/have you done? I can't be alone on this. I have one similar to yours. One day at work, I heated my lunch in the microwave, it beeped and I took it out and set it on the table. I then washed my my hands turned back around and turned on the microwave without anything in it. All the while cussing that my food was taking too long... "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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shorttrini said: johnart said: I just heated some lunch.
The microwave beeped that it was done. I went in the kitchen and opened the freezer door. I stood there and looked into it for about 3 seconds.
Do you have these? What spaztic shit do you/have you done? I can't be alone on this. I have one similar to yours. One day at work, I heated my lunch in the microwave, it beeped and I took it out and set it on the table. I then washed my my hands turned back around and turned on the microwave without anything in it. All the while cussing that my food was taking too long...  | |
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You microwave appletinis?  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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johnart said: shorttrini said: I have one similar to yours. One day at work, I heated my lunch in the microwave, it beeped and I took it out and set it on the table. I then washed my my hands turned back around and turned on the microwave without anything in it. All the while cussing that my food was taking too long... and old age has nothing to do with it. I have walked into the bedroom to get something and forgot what I came in there for, in the first place. One night, I dozed off and started to snore, as my girlfriend put it, I started cussing out the person that was snoring so loudly, when I realized it was me. "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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Genesia said: You microwave appletinis?
I should've seen that coming. | |
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Yeah I have these constantly. The other day I got up from my desk at work and walked over to the other end of the building, opened up a file cabinet, stared at it for a few minutes, then walked back and sat at my desk trying to figure out what I could possibly have been looking for. The absolute WORST was once (a few years ago) I was watching TV in the living room, got up and walked into the kitchen and stood in front of the garbage can, and just as I was about to unzip, I came to my senses and ran upstairs to the bathroom to urinate into the proper vessel.  By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Yeah I have these constantly. The other day I got up from my desk at work and walked over to the other end of the building, opened up a file cabinet, stared at it for a few minutes, then walked back and sat at my desk trying to figure out what I could possibly have been looking for. The absolute WORST was once (a few years ago) I was watching TV in the living room, got up and walked into the kitchen and stood in front of the garbage can, and just as I was about to unzip, I came to my senses and ran upstairs to the bathroom to urinate into the proper vessel. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I constantly find myself in rooms in my house (or in my closet) wondering, "Now, why did I come in here?"
And no, johnart, there was no alcohol involved. 
Last week, I threw out a perfectly good pint of half and half in a frenzy of clearing the 'frig of everything that had expired during the run of the play. I got up the next morning and had no cream for my coffee. And I routinely stand in parking lots, waiting to close my car door until I am 1000% sure that my keys are in my purse or pocket - and that I'm not about to lock them in the car. Every morning, I stand there looking in my bag and patting my pockets for a good 30 seconds.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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LMAO!!!!!
Monday I finished eating cereal. I almost put my dirty bowl in the pantry   "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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omg! I cant read this thread. Im at work and Im trying so hard not to laugh out loud.
2 weeks ago I was in the breakroom at work. I was waiting for one microwave to free up ( 8 minutes). Come to find out...I was standing in front of an empty microwave that was free. WTF!?  I've seen that damn microwave 100 times!"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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I recently left my mobile phone on my desk at work and brought home an ink-pad instead. | |
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There are times that I have picked up the TV remote, dialed a number then placed it to my ear. To my chagrin, nobody was home. "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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ThreadCula said: omg! I cant read this thread. Im at work and Im trying so hard not to laugh out loud.
2 weeks ago I was in the breakroom at work. I was waiting for one microwave to free up ( 8 minutes). Come to find out...I was standing in front of an empty microwave that was free. WTF!? I've seen that damn microwave 100 times!I have done this with public restrooms. It's not cute when someone gets in line behind you and they have to inform you that "ummm...I don't think anyone's in there." | |
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I was in walmart one time and had to pee so I walked into he bathroom as I was talking on the phone, looked at a guy, said hello, thought, "those are weird sinks in this walmart" So i went in the stall, peed, came out and there was another guy.. It hit me I was in the mens room!
Then, in the airport between flights, we had to pee, so off we go to the restrooms... my daughter in law called me so i was talking to her, went into the bathroom and was talking away as I was peeing... All of a sudden I hear my husbands voice say.."tina?" I said "DAVE, OMG what are you doing in here???" He was like..."Ummmmm what are you doing in HERE?' Again... I was peeing in the mens room... Moral of the story... Never talk on the cell phone when going to pee! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: I was in walmart one time and had to pee so I walked into he bathroom as I was talking on the phone, looked at a guy, said hello, thought, "those are weird sinks in this walmart"
So i went in the stall, peed, came out and there was another guy.. It hit me I was in the mens room!
Then, in the airport between flights, we had to pee, so off we go to the restrooms... my daughter in law called me so i was talking to her, went into the bathroom and was talking away as I was peeing... All of a sudden I hear my husbands voice say.."tina?" I said "DAVE, OMG what are you doing in here???" He was like..."Ummmmm what are you doing in HERE?' Again... I was peeing in the mens room... Moral of the story... Never talk on the cell phone when going to pee! I did that once in college. I had no distractions. No phone,the halls were empty...nothing. I just strolled in there. I realized what happened when I saw a lady and she didnt go in the same restroom I came out of. Luckily no men were in there. I would have died. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: tinaz said: I was in walmart one time and had to pee so I walked into he bathroom as I was talking on the phone, looked at a guy, said hello, thought, "those are weird sinks in this walmart"
So i went in the stall, peed, came out and there was another guy.. It hit me I was in the mens room!
Then, in the airport between flights, we had to pee, so off we go to the restrooms... my daughter in law called me so i was talking to her, went into the bathroom and was talking away as I was peeing... All of a sudden I hear my husbands voice say.."tina?" I said "DAVE, OMG what are you doing in here???" He was like..."Ummmmm what are you doing in HERE?' Again... I was peeing in the mens room... Moral of the story... Never talk on the cell phone when going to pee! I did that once in college. I had no distractions. No phone,the halls were empty...nothing. I just strolled in there. I realized what happened when I saw a lady and she didnt go in the same restroom I came out of. Luckily no men were in there. I would have died. It was quite embarrasing... What can you say other than... "Ummm hi".... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: I was in walmart one time and had to pee so I walked into he bathroom as I was talking on the phone, looked at a guy, said hello, thought, "those are weird sinks in this walmart"
So i went in the stall, peed, came out and there was another guy.. It hit me I was in the mens room!
Then, in the airport between flights, we had to pee, so off we go to the restrooms... my daughter in law called me so i was talking to her, went into the bathroom and was talking away as I was peeing... All of a sudden I hear my husbands voice say.."tina?" I said "DAVE, OMG what are you doing in here???" He was like..."Ummmmm what are you doing in HERE?' Again... I was peeing in the mens room... Moral of the story... Never talk on the cell phone when going to pee! | |
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johnart said: tinaz said: I was in walmart one time and had to pee so I walked into he bathroom as I was talking on the phone, looked at a guy, said hello, thought, "those are weird sinks in this walmart"
So i went in the stall, peed, came out and there was another guy.. It hit me I was in the mens room!
Then, in the airport between flights, we had to pee, so off we go to the restrooms... my daughter in law called me so i was talking to her, went into the bathroom and was talking away as I was peeing... All of a sudden I hear my husbands voice say.."tina?" I said "DAVE, OMG what are you doing in here???" He was like..."Ummmmm what are you doing in HERE?' Again... I was peeing in the mens room... Moral of the story... Never talk on the cell phone when going to pee! I seriously just laughed out loud! goofball!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: johnart said: I seriously just laughed out loud! goofball!! | |
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ThreadCula said: tinaz said: I was in walmart one time and had to pee so I walked into he bathroom as I was talking on the phone, looked at a guy, said hello, thought, "those are weird sinks in this walmart"
So i went in the stall, peed, came out and there was another guy.. It hit me I was in the mens room!
Then, in the airport between flights, we had to pee, so off we go to the restrooms... my daughter in law called me so i was talking to her, went into the bathroom and was talking away as I was peeing... All of a sudden I hear my husbands voice say.."tina?" I said "DAVE, OMG what are you doing in here???" He was like..."Ummmmm what are you doing in HERE?' Again... I was peeing in the mens room... Moral of the story... Never talk on the cell phone when going to pee! I did that once in college. I had no distractions. No phone,the halls were empty...nothing. I just strolled in there. I realized what happened when I saw a lady and she didnt go in the same restroom I came out of. Luckily no men were in there. I would have died. If I need to pee urgently and there is no free stall for the ladies I always use the one for men  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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johnart said: I just heated some lunch.
The microwave beeped that it was done. I went in the kitchen and opened the freezer door. I stood there and looked into it for about 3 seconds.
Do you have these? What spaztic shit do you/have you done? I can't be alone on this. Honey, I have brain farts so often, I can't even think of one right now because I'm probably having one at this moment. | |
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PunkMistress said: johnart said: I just heated some lunch.
The microwave beeped that it was done. I went in the kitchen and opened the freezer door. I stood there and looked into it for about 3 seconds.
Do you have these? What spaztic shit do you/have you done? I can't be alone on this. Honey, I have brain farts so often, I can't even think of one right now because I'm probably having one at this moment.  | |
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florescent said: I recently left my mobile phone on my desk at work and brought home an ink-pad instead.
Hopefully you didn't try to flip it open to answer it.[Edited 4/30/10 19:45pm] | |
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