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Dave1992 said: scififilmnerd said: I forgot to buy him a present.
Will a blowjob do?  Only if yours are as good as Herm's. 
Tsssk. Implying there is anybody better. This is why I called you 'twat'. >> |
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Happy Birthday Dave... 
 shine and brite  's to you
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pippet said: Happy Birthday Dave...
shine and brite 's to you
Thanks, mate! | |
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HamsterHuey said: Dave1992 said: Only if yours are as good as Herm's.
Tsssk. Implying there is anybody better. This is why I called you 'twat'. You know what Godess Alexyss tought me if someone comes up calling you a 'twat'? No? Well, listen: I dont have to be jealous of your loose worn out ass hole leaking shit juice. yu stankin ass cock sucker put a tampon in yo ass and stop stankin up my page. you stankin ass funk monster There. Whatcha say now? Yo peenus powa all gone now, eh? | |
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enough!  | |
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happy birthday dave...
ah,to be young and good-looking again... or in my case, to be young again... | |
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TheVoid said: enough!
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thejason said: happy birthday dave...
ah,to be young and good-looking again... or in my case, to be young again... Thank you, Sir! Don't let them women get you down and think you aren't good-looking. We are Kings, we have da peenus powa. It's all that matters. | |
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Dave1992 said: TheVoid said: enough!
lawd 
I love her! 
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TheVoid said: Dave1992 said: lawd
I love her!
"GIVE HER CLIT A BATH!!" | |
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Dave1992 said: thejason said: happy birthday dave...
ah,to be young and good-looking again... or in my case, to be young again... Thank you, Sir! Don't let them women get you down and think you aren't good-looking. We are Kings, we have da peenus powa. It's all that matters.
I should have phrased it differently... I'm still good looking...just not as young... | |
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thejason said: Dave1992 said: Thank you, Sir! Don't let them women get you down and think you aren't good-looking. We are Kings, we have da peenus powa. It's all that matters.
I should have phrased it differently... I'm still good looking...just not as young... Oh, good then! I thought you were missing so much self-confidence because of them vagina powerades that you thought it was pointless to consider yourself as a good-looking man. 
PEENUS POWA 2010 [Edited 5/3/10 10:18am] | |
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Dave1992 said: PunkMistress said: He's an insufferable twat.
I hope his birthday is full of fun CHECK, music CHECK, women CHECK, wine CHECK, laughter CHECK and fucky fucky times never heard of that before!.  Although I usually do not like women with tattoos and dyed hair, because it first of all simply doesn't appeal to me physically and because we usually don't share the same perspectives and have different tastes, your knockers still manage to awe me. It is you, my love, - you! - whom I will show all the romantic affection I feel by presenting you with my incredibly, almost ancient greek-like archaic, dirty, permissively wild, animal-inspired coitus. OK! | |
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Dave1992 said: There. Whatcha say now? Yo peenus powa all gone now, eh?
This is why I am glad I ain't 18. Must be a bitch, being 18. Men talking like pussies don't make me shrink, babay, it makes me harder cuz I gotta pound harder to make them shut the fuck up. >> |
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Dave1992 said: Fauxie said: He *HATES* scousers, is a sore loser, and spouts offensive bile. That said, I don't care. I hope he has a great day!
 You are actually the first and only homeless, rat-eating, lying scouse-goose that I like and respect. Something must be wrong with me! 
Ah, you're a good kid.  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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PunkMistress said: Dave1992 said: Although I usually do not like women with tattoos and dyed hair, because it first of all simply doesn't appeal to me physically and because we usually don't share the same perspectives and have different tastes, your knockers still manage to awe me. It is you, my love, - you! - whom I will show all the romantic affection I feel by presenting you with my incredibly, almost ancient greek-like archaic, dirty, permissively wild, animal-inspired coitus. OK! I knew you were gonna fall for my charm. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Dave1992 said: There. Whatcha say now? Yo peenus powa all gone now, eh?
This is why I am glad I ain't 18. Must be a bitch, being 18. Men talking like pussies don't make me shrink, babay, it makes me harder cuz I gotta pound harder to make them shut the fuck up. :holdingontosoapmorethanever: | |
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Dave1992 said: PunkMistress said: OK! I knew you were gonna fall for my charm. OK! | |
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PunkMistress said: Dave1992 said: I knew you were gonna fall for my charm. OK! The older they get, the more boring they get. No vagina powa left in them.  | |
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Dave1992 said: PunkMistress said: OK! The older they get, the more boring they get. No vagina powa left in them.  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Dave1992 said: The older they get, the more boring they get. No vagina powa left in them. Except in you, of course, auntie Martina!  | |
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enough! | |
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TheVoid said: enough!
Yeah right!! Enough is enough  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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 MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: That pic is so legendary
Dan, I still remember that dream as if it was yesterday. | |
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OMG, Jesus save these souls NOW! | |
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Dave1992 said: Fauxie said: That pic is so legendary
Dan, I still remember that dream as if it was yesterday. Don't get too precious about it.
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That pic ain't got shit on mine  | |
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enough! MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Dave1992 said: PunkMistress said: OK! The older they get, the more boring they get. No vagina powa left in them. RUDE ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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