He *HATES* scousers, is a sore loser, and spouts offensive bile. That said, I don't care. I hope he has a great day! MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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got ya a present:
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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happy birthday
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Happy Birthday, Davidek | |
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I forgot to buy him a present.
Will a blowjob do? FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION | |
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Thanks to Cinnie and the rest of you, although I'm quite sure this thread is actually meant to serve another purpose (Dave pics exchange, anyone?). I really do not like to celebrate my birthday, because it's simply an arbitrary, meaningless date. If we decided to make a year 500 days long, we would all die at a younger age. I'd rather look forward to and celebrate every single day of my life instead of getting all excited about those dates (birthdays, christmas, new year's, ...), when it's actually quite unnecessary. You only have one day of birth, remember? 'Cause time... is a trick. | |
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Cinnie said: [wonderful pics] Cinnie, you know I love you too and I am also very obsessed with you and your wicked sense of humour, although I may not save every single pic of yours that I find to my harddisk and spend hours stroking my peenus while marvelling at them. But that's okay, I'm 18 now. | |
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florescent said: Right back at you! I'm really looking forward to meeting you in July, if all goes well! | |
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Serious said: Yeah I think I did a birthday thread for him last year and he wasn't too happy about it . But as he is an attention whore he might still enjoy it .
So Happy Birthday Dave, I am happy that you are one of the "Daves I know I know" I remember that one! But as I am such an attention whore I did feel very sexually aroused reading my name on the soft, lavender skin of this site. Thanks to you Looking forward to our next "ice cream encounter" | |
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TheVoid said: lawd have mercey on all and on that poor boy.
I believe this is "18" for him now. [sexy stripper] To one of my favorite orgers on the org. Dave has shown us that you can be funny, smart, and have your own point of view without having to engage in crass, heated, insult strewn debate...something I will never be able to managed myself, you stupid fucks. He probably cracks me up at least once a week, which is a bit difficult to do folks, because I am one funny motherfucker! And yes, he is very handsome. But, despite obviously knowing this, he's chosen to remain focused more on his talent and humor than anything else. At his age, he seems to have accomplished things I didn't even concieve of until well beyond 25, and he's obtained skills (musical, bilingual, etc.) I still don't possess. A true, class act. A great asset to this site. Just an all around joy to have here. Dave will shrug this off and say "Dan's post" = penus powa, and that's ok. From the first moment I saw you Ooh, I knew you were the one The heat inside your panties made me peenus powa radar go up! Showing me just how randy you are In a word, you were Thai and all of my peenus butter's for you My south-of-Shanghai-butterfly Imago, Imago, I just wanted to tell you that you can go and kiss my skinny ass... . [Edited 5/3/10 6:05am] | |
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PunkMistress said: He's an insufferable twat.
I hope his birthday is full of fun CHECK, music CHECK, women CHECK, wine CHECK, laughter CHECK and fucky fucky times never heard of that before!. Although I usually do not like women with tattoos and dyed hair, because it first of all simply doesn't appeal to me physically and because we usually don't share the same perspectives and have different tastes, your knockers still manage to awe me. It is you, my love, - you! - whom I will show all the romantic affection I feel by presenting you with my incredibly, almost ancient greek-like archaic, dirty, permissively wild, animal-inspired coitus. | |
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whistle said: i hope you get everything you want with the exception of Manchester United winning the Premiership.
*Blowing the whistle* Red card! No blow-job for you. | |
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Hershe said: Happy Birthday!
Thank you! | |
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HamsterHuey said: Congrats, twat.
Big hug. Hairm, I want you to shave your body as a birthday present! | |
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insatiable3 said: Happy birthday Darlin!!!
Thanks, hun! | |
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purplehippieonthe1 said: Happy birthday Dave, especially since it's a big birthday for you (18 right?)
And since I know you understand some Icelandic, here's a song called "Afmæli" (Birthday) - not the Sugarcubes song though.. but check the lyrics Til hamingju með afmælið! Thank you! I did understand some words and it's a lovely song | |
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chocolate1 said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Thanks! | |
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ZombieKitten said: I know what you're thinking of ... | |
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cborgman said: YAY!!!
FINALLY 18! send nekkid celebratory pics :orgnote: [Edited 5/2/10 18:31pm] I know that the 4th of May 2010 will probably go down in history as the peenus-butter-relief-day for several gay orgers and I feel flattered, but I am not willing to participate that much, as I don't want to flood this planet with semen. | |
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kimrachell said: Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!
Thank you | |
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Dave1992 said: cborgman said: YAY!!!
FINALLY 18! send nekkid celebratory pics :orgnote: [Edited 5/2/10 18:31pm] I know that the 4th of May 2010 will probably go down in history as the peenus-butter-relief-day for several gay orgers and I feel flattered, but I am not willing to participate that much, as I don't want to flood this planet with semen. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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kewlschool said: Happy Birthday Dave!!
(Its all down hill from now on) Thanks! I'm pretty sure my peenus powa will keep my strong and healthy, though. I can feel da heat in mah pants. | |
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tinaz said: HOT DAMN DAVE IS LEGAL!!
I mean, Happy birthday hot stuff! Wait, I meant Happy Birthday Dave!! Have a GREAT B-day!!! Thanks, ma'am! I'd just like to mention that, now that I'm 18, I'm ready for my defloration. And that song is just ! | |
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evenstar3 said: 18!!
Oh. Yes. | |
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Fauxie said: He *HATES* scousers, is a sore loser, and spouts offensive bile. That said, I don't care. I hope he has a great day!
You are actually the first and only homeless, rat-eating, lying scouse-goose that I like and respect. Something must be wrong with me! | |
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cborgman said: got ya a present:
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Christopher said: happy birthday
Thanks, Prince! | |
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zaza said: Happy Birthday, Davidek
Dekuji, Janecek! | |
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scififilmnerd said: I forgot to buy him a present.
Will a blowjob do? Only if yours are as good as Herm's. [Edited 5/3/10 6:34am] | |
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Dave1992 said: HamsterHuey said: Congrats, twat.
Big hug. Hairm, I want you to shave your body as a birthday present! There are no requests or demands. You will be happy with whatever I give to you. However hairy the surprise is... >> | |
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