bboy87 said:

wait....did he say his dame was timothy de la ghetto?

DesireeNevermind said:

Isn't THIS Timothy De La Ghetto? lol

Timmy84 said:

I thought I was hearing things. Like maybe he's filipino and his name is delagato/de la cato. It does sound like de la GHETTO. That's so tacky.

Could you picture this...

MC Hammer is performing live in front of a sold out audience and he's doing his smash hit "U Can't touch This!". He gets to the part of the song where he says, "Stop. Hammertime!" but instead he says, "Stop. Dick Slang!" then he and all his male dancers breakout into a dick slangin' frenzy!!! The audience is appalled and small children begin to cry.


[Edited 5/8/10 14:24pm]

HonestMan13 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

His real last name COULD be "Delagato" but he chose "De La Ghetto" as his YouTube handle.

HonestMan13 said:

I can picure it, but didn't want to.

banks said:

This party would be OVER the minute the first girl showed up, lol.

PDogz said:

That party is a sausagefest! Ain't no girls allowed!

HonestMan13 said:

Pants saggin', asses exposed, now Dick-Slangin' Dance-Off's, lol. When do they start masturbating each other? These boys are one pinky-fly away from making cock-sucking the next big thang (...bobbing to a Gansta Beat, lol). And it's all good, as long as you proclaim; once between each and every other sentence, that you are not gay (...while pointing out that everything else is, lol).

banks said:

WaterInYourBath said:

bboy87 said:

OMG


This is going to end up on Gay Night Club monitors before the end of the week.

TheVoid said:

They should have known they'd be asking for it, lol.

TheVoid said:

Like I said before...
this is gayer than a bag of dicks!

DesireeNevermind said:

It is "Timothy De La Ghetto". Your hearing is just fine!

This is my dance, I just didn't have a name for it

Cinnie said:

You gonna be one of them old timers tellin' youngins...

"Boy what you know about slangin' a dick, back in my day we used to slang some dick!

Cinnie said:

Yeahyeahyeah,,,,how about a youtube clip?

Harlepolis said:

FUCK THAT, I wanna see it on XTube!
[Edited 5/9/10 15:31pm]

Timmy84 said:

Thaaaaat too

Exactly when did saggy/ass out pants become all the rage amongst hetero boys? And not only that....the big men's clothes are all the rage. Oversized shirts and pants. Tis a problem indeed. We really do need fashion police to roam the streets and arrest these mofos on the charge of incredibly bad taste.

DesireeNevermind said:

All that pants saggin' started in prison. I was made to understand that originally when you were made to wear your pants like that it meant you were advertising that you were someone's bitch! Having never been locked up I can only go on what I've been told. Still it boggles my mind why any dude would want to show his ass unless he's advertising it. It's always been a suspect practice to me.

Now excuse me while I go Dick Slang before I start work.


[Edited 5/10/10 11:09am]

banks said:

"I said a beef hotlink,
I said a beef hotlink,
When I say Hillshire,
You say Farms!
Hillshire! Farms!
Go meat!

HonestMan13 said:

Make sure to stay on beat. There's a joke in there somewhere. Right?

DesireeNevermind said:

Around 1989, when then Cross Colours staff designer Karl Kani (Carl Williams) began designing his own brand of jeans primarily for Black men, that were cut with a looser fit (to accommodate Black men's LARGER than the average Calvin Klein models' ASS, and Black men's larger thighs). The Kani line took off, largely supported by the Urban/Hip-Hop community.

Along side this trend, an unfortunately disproportionate number of Urban youth, in and out of the penal system, took note of the hardened criminal element on the inside, with their pants sagging due to their belts and shoe-laces having been taken due to their risk of assisting suicides by hanging, and decided they liked the look. The look was: Tough guys had their pants sagging off their ass (...because they were in PRISON, lol). Thus, over the next two decades; a trend was slowly born. First, with just extra baggy pants. Then later, pants so baggy they literally fell off the ass.

The sad part is; most of these little boys running around today with their plump little phat booty's hanging out, don't even know ANYTHING about Karl Kani or how this trend got started. What's worse is; neither have they gotten the memo that this "fashion" went out of even URBAN style nearly a decade ago, and now they're just showing their ass... literally, lol. And what's truly hilarious is: you can see many of them get uncomfortable, embarrassed... Hell, some even got the nerve to get angry, when you look squarely at that ass they have on display, lol. Shit, then pull your pants up... DUMMY!

PDogz said:

It's not just black kids. I see white boys and asian and hispanic boys dressing like this. Asses out, pants so baggy and long that they almost trip over themselves. however, they make sure to keep their sneakers white. Your sneakers look brand new but your clothes look like hand-me-downs. WTH?

If anybody needs a burka, it's these menz!

I guess this is the white boy equivalent

Timmy84 said:

:alltalknocawk: