DanceWme said:

I can hear him now.

I didn't think it could get any more worse than those four boys who were in the living room humping the ottoman and gyrating in front of the mirror. That one is a mess. THIS takes the cake. I'm sorry but there's something suspect about this foolishness. A guy will tell you in a minute what he will and will not do. It takes a lot of willing to get on camera with your friends and your ding dong out and shake it around.

Also...getting truffle shuffle vibes from the moves.

I'm sorry but

tinaz said:

And they were all cheering his dick on. "Knockdown! Knockdown!" They all knew he was slanging the biggest swinger.

This video brings up so many questions...

1 - How many erect penises have to be in the room with nary a vagina in sight before it's just plain ol' gay?

2 - Why on God's green earth would you think to shake your erect penis along with your boys to the beat of music?

3 - Who was on the DL just enough but still remembered to bring the camcorder?

4 - How many of these dudes have been "knocked down" by "Knockdown"?


[Edited 5/2/10 17:39pm]

HonestMan13 said:

bboy87 said:

I'm with you, man. Too much time on their hands and not enough emphasis on higher education!

ROFL.

PunkMistress said:

LMAO...especially at the "That's what it do!" line.

SherryJackson said:

FUNNY!!

tinaz said:

Who you tellin'? He could direct traffic with that thing

SherryJackson said:

"Yes, you slang your penis in front of other negroes."


OMG!!!

I can't see what y'all are watching but my dick is hard right now just reading the comments and thinking about it.

vainandy said:

Andrea doing the Mississippi Delta Dick Slang,,,,GO' HEEEEEAAAAD GURL

Honey, they got some greaaaaat big ole country dicks up in the Delta.

banks said:

**random thoughts running through my mind**


"Is this a college dorm or a reform school for boys?"

" How many dicks does it take to do the dick slang?"

"Do these guys actually think chicks will dig the dick slang?"

"If the dick in the gray sweats were to come to my house....say around 1:30 in the AM...would that constitute a booty call or a private dance?"

"Why are they all wearing hats?"

"Technically....it's dick swinging."

"At least one of those dudes is gay...probably the one who thought up that shit"

"What exactly happened after the dance performance was over?"


"Is it still dick slinging if we don't actually SEE the dick?

DesireeNevermind said:

It more like 2 of them at least. The one who thought it up and the one who thought they should videotape it!



P.S. - Imma DICKSLANGIN' right now! It's very liberating!

vainandy said:

Put on some Lil Jon, a pair on loose sweatpants and no boxers then shake your dick to the beat! That's what we're talking about.

[Edited 5/7/10 19:06pm]

Upcoming dance crazes


the booty banger
the titty tap
the eager elbow
the tongue tickle


all to be performed by the future winners of ABDC, the "Groupie Girl Gang".

I ain't clicking on it (not because I don't wanna see brothas slanging their meat - hell there's male stripping videos that can help me out that have better music lol) but the fact that there's a SONG about it saddens me. Hip-hop, if you want me to shoot you out of your misery for people fucking up your genre, I'll get my magnum, it'll be alright.

DesireeNevermind said:

Don't forget the pussy bang!

SherryJackson said:

that curly fro scared me!

SherryJackson said:

Ludacris did make Pussy Poppin'.

that pussy poppin' on a handstand!

Now get 5 ladies in a room and come up with a dance called the PUSSY SQUIRT!!!
I'll watch that video for the rest of my life.

Timmy84 said:

"Click on it! It's such a small piece of your soul dying! You'll barely miss it.

HonestMan13 said:

HonestMan13 said:

No need to come up with it, got lesbian porn for that shit.