shorttrini said:

florescent said:

All these accounts are seriously making me feel a lot better. I was playin it cool but getting slightly concerned about some of the bullshit I do.

I do this shit all the time.

I had a brain fart this morning trying to get into my work building. We have to use electronic badges to enter. I always keep this in my purse and the sensor is strong enough that I don't even have to take the badge out. This morning I was trying to open the door with lunch bag and I was steady trying to figure out why I wasn't hearing the entry beep. DUH!!!!

Thank God/Goddess I am not alone. I do stupid stuff like that all the time. Today was bad I did it all day long. Went shopping and the lady said she was going into another room and getting something for me, she did and laid it down right in front of me and I say "I thought you were going to get something for me" duh..... This guy was talking to a group of people and he said someone's last night started with an H yet he couldn't remember the entire name. My grandson says maybe Houston? I said no, he said it started with an H. Went to Walmart and lost my car, I always am forgetting where it is parked. And on and on and on.

when I was 16 I had to take a maths exam and you were allowed to bring in a scientific calculator. I pulled mine out only to realise it was a TV remote

yroseoft said:

I downloaded an App onto my iphone to help me map and walk me back to where I parked my car.












Imma need an App that helps me remember to turn the other App on once I park.

ZombieKitten said:

So what did you watch on the Tv?

I use to walk around in my underwear in public-did I really need pants? Oh, wait that was Prince not me? Does that count?

ummm I get them often but most of them are oh shits because I forget to turn off a burner( i have a electric stove no gas lol) for like a hour or turn off my oven ive done those things the most frequently I always catch them but I dont know i guess im always in a rush and it skips my mind I'll remember like 15 min later that i failed to turn them off...

florescent said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Are you serious?

That's awesome because, instead of a momentary brain fart, you had to endure that shit until the next day.

I was making Hollandaise sauce (egg yolks & butter) and at about the 4th or 5th egg into cracking and seperating the yolk from the white (not needed) I realized that I was dropping the whites and shells into the mixing bowl and trashing the yolks.

kewlschool said:

What I'm saying is that I'll remember something and think I did it. But upon further thinking realize someone else did it. Or the reverse will happen, I 'll think someone else did it, but in fact it is something I accomplished. And the real SAD part is I can't even remember an example. But I know I do this. Time it's a trick.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

I'll give you a hug. But we probably wont remember. (sad huh?)

put the milk in the pantry

forgetting where I parked, so now I try to park near something identifiable lol, place where u put the carts back, lamp post etc etc.
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Sometimes at work I pick up the computer mouse instead of the barcode scanner.

I often forget I was microwaving anything because it only beeps once when it is finished. I'll open it the next day and be like "oh yeah that soup!" There are fries in there right now.

edit: brainfart
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florescent said:

That was a serious blond moment

PunkMistress said:

Co-sign to this statement.

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? hmm.

A couple of months ago I was looking for my cellphone and couldn't find it. I was out for lunch with my dad and I thought I had forgotten it in his car, but I needed it desperately to call someone and he wouldn't come back until later that night.

So I took my cellphone out of my pocket and called him to ask whether he had seen my phone.

Dave1992 said:

Haha this reminds me of when I am getting ready to leave my apartment and I'm grabbing all the things I need: my wallet, my keys, then I answer a phone call and spend the remainder of the call looking for my phone

ZombieKitten said:

You MADE my DAY!!!

MrsMdiver said:

Me too.

Dave1992 said:

lol

Cinnie said:

I have walked around half a day with 2 pairs of sunglasses on my head

shorttrini said:

ZombieKitten said:

WHILE looking for them, you forgot to say

Cinnie said:

I looked for the first pair for a time and gave up, which is when the second pair got put there

my dog was locked in the pantry
lol
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