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Reply #60 posted 05/05/10 10:21am

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minneapolisgenius said:

XxAxX said:

big grin


Oh this is Maru! Maru is famous. nod


i watched this one three times for that bit at .25 seconds. almost wet myself! those legs falloff falloff
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Reply #61 posted 05/05/10 10:24am

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XxAxX said:

minneapolisgenius said:


Oh this is Maru! Maru is famous. nod


i watched this one three times for that bit at .25 seconds. almost wet myself! those legs falloff falloff

Just type in "Maru" on YouTube and you'll find loads of other adorable videos of Maru. mushy
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Reply #62 posted 05/05/10 10:25am

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minneapolisgenius said:

XxAxX said:



i watched this one three times for that bit at .25 seconds. almost wet myself! those legs falloff falloff

Just type in "Maru" on YouTube and you'll find loads of other adorable videos of Maru. mushy


thanks, i will! maru mushy falloff
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Reply #63 posted 05/05/10 10:26am

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XxAxX said:

minneapolisgenius said:


Just type in "Maru" on YouTube and you'll find loads of other adorable videos of Maru. mushy


thanks, i will! maru mushy falloff

You'll be busy for hours watching. love
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Reply #64 posted 05/05/10 10:28am

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omg....
i love this cat!~!!!!!*




























* however, birds are by far the superior housepet
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Reply #65 posted 05/05/10 10:50am

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Reply #66 posted 05/05/10 11:11am

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DesireeNevermind said:

Possible theories on why kittycat went tiger!


1. Post-partum kitty depression
2. Kitty been waiting and plotting to get back at her owner
3. Kitty got hold of some prescription drugs and went wacko
4. Kitty been waiting and plotting to get back at her owner
5. The alleged Tomcat stalker was the kitten's daddy & Kitty was scared
6. Kitty been waiting and plotting to get back at her owner
7. She got tired of her owner not changing the damn litter box
8. Kitty been waiting and plotting to get back at her owner
9. Kitty really was trying to run away...motherhood just aint her gig
10. Kitty been waiting and plotting to get back at her owner



It is interesting that the cat didn't go after the husband and fuck his face and leg all up hmmm


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Reply #67 posted 05/05/10 11:12am

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This story is a good example as to why you should have your animals spayed or neutered.
[Edited 5/5/10 11:17am]
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Reply #68 posted 05/05/10 11:16am

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HonestMan13 said:

PUSSY CONTROL!!!!

pussy


highfive I was going to say the same thing: "That cat needs pussy control", but you beat me to it. lol
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Reply #69 posted 05/05/10 12:17pm

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i can't believe the woman picked the damn cat up when it was freaking in the first place! When i was a kid my cat Daisy had babies. My mom said "stay the hell away from that cat, mother cats are crazy and mean as snakes". Some are not, but most, like human mothers, are a hormonal mess.
Another hormones and cats story. My cat, female, Yawzah, went into heat and she was an outdoor cat. I guess she was one of the only unfixed cats in heat in a one mile radius because when we went to let her out there were 10 cats that we counted outside waiting for her. They were in the street, on the sidewalk across the street, our side walk, the yard and one right at the door. MY mother had a broom and was going to shew shue her away with a broom. It was quite funny. Those cats looked at my mother like "We'll kick your ass, bitch, if you don't let us at her" Mom said "good luck" to the cat and headed back into the house. Cat's ain't dogs. Thank God that they are not bigger then they are.
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Reply #70 posted 05/05/10 12:23pm

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i can't believe the woman picked the damn cat up when it was freaking in the first place! When i was a kid my cat Daisy had babies. My mom said "stay the hell away from that cat, mother cats are crazy and mean as snakes". Some are not, but most, like human mothers, are a hormonal mess.
Another hormones and cats story. My cat, female, Yawzah, went into heat and she was an outdoor cat. I guess she was one of the only unfixed cats in heat in a one mile radius because when we went to let her out there were 10 cats that we counted outside waiting for her. They were in the street, on the sidewalk across the street, our side walk, the yard and one right at the door. MY mother had a broom and was going to shew shue her away with a broom. It was quite funny. Those cats looked at my mother like "We'll kick your ass, bitch, if you don't let us at her" Mom said "good luck" to the cat and headed back into the house. Cat's ain't dogs. Thank God that they are not bigger then they are.


eek

*gulp

So how many kittens did she have? lol
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Reply #71 posted 05/05/10 12:31pm

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She had five. Each one different i think they might have had five dads. There was a woman that got pregnant by two different guys at the same time/day (can we say harlet? so certainly it must be possible with cats. I think my kitty was carrying around a full load of juice by the end of the day.
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Reply #72 posted 05/05/10 4:17pm

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biggrin I've always heard that you are not supposed to bother a dog or cat after they have given birth. Animal instincts kick in and they become very protective of their babies.
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Reply #73 posted 05/07/10 11:20am

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I don't think Renesmee (or whatever the hell her name is) was the first or last cat to get the death sentence for a severe personality change after given birth. Sadly in both cases where my cat had kittens, my parents kept a kitten but sent the mom to the pound.
Renesmee was "bolting" out the door, so she was on a mission when she was stopped and freaked out. If this owner gets a new cat, hopefully she has it fixed ASAP. Male cats that aren't fixed aren't a pleasure either when it "courting time". pussy
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Reply #74 posted 05/07/10 7:34pm

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Now I know what dudes mean when they say "she has some bad pussy".
lol
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Reply #75 posted 05/08/10 3:34am

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magnificentSynthesizer said:



hey! alfred hitchcock was a seriously disturbed human being. birds do not attack humans. that movie was nothing more than twisted anti-bird propaganda!!!
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Reply #76 posted 05/10/10 9:54am

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HonestMan13 said:

Now I know what dudes mean when they say "she has some bad pussy".
lol



Is that bad as in ill
Or is that BAAADDD as in lick
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