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Thread started 04/29/10 2:55pm

ernestsewell

The Worst Movie Remakes Of All Time.

CNN.com had an article on this.

What are your picks?

For me, to name a few:
The Pink Panther
Land of the Lost (Will Ferrel ruins everything)
Bewitched (Will Ferrel ruins everything)
The Addams Family
Psycho
Carrie
Fame
The Karate Kid (no it's not out yet, but we know it's going to suck)
The Omen
Arthur (This is a fucking travesty, and it's not even filmed yet!)
The Wiz (it just wasn't the same)


Death At A Funeral
I'm disgusted that only 3 years after the incredibly funny original film (directed by Frank Oz), that fucking Chris Rock & company remade it. What ticks me off more is that Peter Dinklage reprises his role in the remake. Were all other little people actors busy?





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Reply #1 posted 04/29/10 2:59pm

Genesia

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They're remaking Mildred Pierce as a miniseries right now. neutral

I love me some Kate Winslet, but she needs to be slapped if she thinks she can fill Joan Crawford's shoulder pads. hmph!
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Reply #2 posted 04/29/10 3:00pm

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Purple Rain (yes, I know Mariah called it 'glitter' but come on! )
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Reply #3 posted 04/29/10 3:06pm

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Genesia said:

They're remaking Mildred Pierce as a miniseries right now. neutral

I love me some Kate Winslet, but she needs to be slapped if she thinks she can fill Joan Crawford's shoulder pads. hmph!


Kinda like this...

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Reply #4 posted 04/29/10 3:17pm

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TheVoid said:

Purple Rain (yes, I know Mariah called it 'glitter' but come on! )

Well PR wasn't a remake. But yes, Glitter was. It was horrid, indeed.
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Reply #5 posted 04/29/10 3:20pm

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ernestsewell said:

TheVoid said:

Purple Rain (yes, I know Mariah called it 'glitter' but come on! )

Well PR wasn't a remake. But yes, Glitter was. It was horrid, indeed.




My favorite scene in Glitter is when she's leaving Dice and the cat is looking at him like...."Peaaaaace!" biggrin
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Reply #6 posted 04/29/10 4:36pm

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-The Day The Earth Stood Still (I sat still on my seat too... sleeping)
-The Ring (american version) >>> sux
-The Grudge (american version) >>> re-su
-Godzilla (weren't the original movies lame enough? confused )
-Planet Of The Apes (Tim Burtons was boring... Such a shame considering he has 'better' special effects)
-Shaft 2000 (not exactly a remake... but kind of)
-Blacula (no comment) lol
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Reply #7 posted 04/29/10 4:42pm

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Blacula (no comment) lol


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Reply #8 posted 04/29/10 4:46pm

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Friday the 13th
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Reply #9 posted 04/29/10 4:47pm

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I personally think the remake of The Ring and also The Wiz (is this really a remake? It's just another interpretation of the book) are great movies.
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Reply #10 posted 04/29/10 5:22pm

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It will be interesting to see how the new Nightmare on Elm Street stacks up against the original. Of course, I remember the original to be rather cheesy, but we'll see how they compare.
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Reply #11 posted 04/29/10 5:48pm

ernestsewell

ufoclub said:

I personally think the remake of The Ring and also The Wiz (is this really a remake? It's just another interpretation of the book) are great movies.

Well a lot of these movies are retellings or another interpretation. That's how Star Trek was billed, although it does fit in the time line of things in general. Rob Zombie, I think, stated that Halloween was a retelling, not a remake per se. It's a fine line though. Why retell a story everyone already knows and loves?

It's a bit like Alice, and Tin Man on SyFy in retelling Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz. I never considered those remakes because there was a lot of differences in them (as well as similarities).
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Reply #12 posted 04/29/10 6:15pm

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Reply #13 posted 04/29/10 6:28pm

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When I first heard a remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street was coming out soon I was raging but having seen the trailer it looks like its keeping quite close to the original.
The original does look kind of dated now but it just adds to the creepiness of the film imo.
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Reply #14 posted 04/29/10 6:29pm

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FrenchGuy said:

-The Day The Earth Stood Still (I sat still on my seat too... sleeping)
-The Ring (american version) >>> sux
-The Grudge (american version) >>> re-su
-Godzilla (weren't the original movies lame enough? confused )
-Planet Of The Apes (Tim Burtons was boring... Such a shame considering he has 'better' special effects)
-Shaft 2000 (not exactly a remake... but kind of)
-Blacula (no comment) lol


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Reply #15 posted 04/29/10 7:41pm

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Genesia said:

Genesia said:

They're remaking Mildred Pierce as a miniseries right now. neutral

I love me some Kate Winslet, but she needs to be slapped if she thinks she can fill Joan Crawford's shoulder pads. hmph!


Kinda like this...





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Reply #16 posted 04/29/10 7:48pm

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To Wong Foo was pretty bad and a blatant American ripoff of Priscilla queen of the desert. The Australian version was thoughtful, realistic and funny.
Although funny, THe Birdcage is a ripoff of the much better French original La Cage aux Folles. The Birdcage is also riddled with stereotypes.
Speaking of remakes, Barbra Streisands a Star is born was a remake of the Judy Garland version from 1954, which was a remake of the 1937 version that was a remake of a 1918 movie with Theda Bara I think.
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Reply #17 posted 04/29/10 7:56pm

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Huggiebear said:

To Wong Foo was pretty bad and a blatant American ripoff of Priscilla queen of the desert. The Australian version was thoughtful, realistic and funny.
Although funny, THe Birdcage is a ripoff of the much better French original La Cage aux Folles. The Birdcage is also riddled with stereotypes.
Speaking of remakes, Barbra Streisands a Star is born was a remake of the Judy Garland version from 1954, which was a remake of the 1937 version that was a remake of a 1918 movie with Theda Bara I think.


No, it was actually a remake of the 1932 film What Price Hollywood with Constance Bennett.
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Reply #18 posted 04/29/10 8:03pm

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Huggiebear said:

To Wong Foo was pretty bad and a blatant American ripoff of Priscilla queen of the desert. The Australian version was thoughtful, realistic and funny.
Although funny, THe Birdcage is a ripoff of the much better French original La Cage aux Folles. The Birdcage is also riddled with stereotypes.
Speaking of remakes, Barbra Streisands a Star is born was a remake of the Judy Garland version from 1954, which was a remake of the 1937 version that was a remake of a 1918 movie with Theda Bara I think.


The 1937 version starred Janet Gaynor and Fredric March. I was unable to find a 1918 Theda Bara film with a plot along the lines of A Star is Born.
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Reply #19 posted 04/29/10 8:20pm

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The Rob Zombie Halloween remakes "Lame"
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Reply #20 posted 04/29/10 8:26pm

Genesia

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The Women. How anyone thought Meg Ryan, Annette Bening and Eva Mendes were fitting replacements for Norma Shearer, Rosalind Russell and Joan Crawford is beyond me. disbelief
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Reply #21 posted 04/29/10 8:37pm

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Huggiebear said:

To Wong Foo was pretty bad and a blatant American ripoff of Priscilla queen of the desert. The Australian version was thoughtful, realistic and funny.
Although funny, THe Birdcage is a ripoff of the much better French original La Cage aux Folles. The Birdcage is also riddled with stereotypes.
Speaking of remakes, Barbra Streisands a Star is born was a remake of the Judy Garland version from 1954, which was a remake of the 1937 version that was a remake of a 1918 movie with Theda Bara I think.

Not even close. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was out August 10, 1994.
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar was out September 8, 1995.

It takes more than 13 months to complete a movie from beginning to end. Drag queens on a road trip doesn't mean it's a rip off either.

The Birdcage is a straight remake, not ripoff, of La Cage Aux Folles. They didn't rip off ideas without crediting it. It was noted as a remake of the 1978 original film. (And if we're playing "rip off", then the film was a rip off of the 1973 French play.)

Side note: To date The Birdcage is the highest grossing LGBT film at the North American Box Office
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kpowers said:

The Rob Zombie Halloween remakes "Lame"



I agree. Really bugs me mad
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Reply #23 posted 04/29/10 9:16pm

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Genesia said:

They're remaking Mildred Pierce as a miniseries right now. neutral

I love me some Kate Winslet, but she needs to be slapped if she thinks she can fill Joan Crawford's shoulder pads. hmph!



Crawford should comeback and haught them. lol
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Reply #24 posted 04/29/10 10:12pm

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Genesia said:

The Women. How anyone thought Meg Ryan, Annette Bening and Eva Mendes were fitting replacements for Norma Shearer, Rosalind Russell and Joan Crawford is beyond me. disbelief


There is a special place in hell for anyone to do with that fracking remake.
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Reply #25 posted 04/29/10 10:15pm

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I like The Wiz neutral
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Reply #26 posted 04/29/10 10:56pm

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I like The Wiz neutral



That's because of two things...

1) You're black
2) Michael Jackson






I like the move also but prefer the original. giggle
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Reply #27 posted 04/29/10 11:00pm

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NastradumasKid said:

bboy87 said:

I like The Wiz neutral



That's because of two things...

1) You're black
2) Michael Jackson

I like the move also but prefer the original. giggle

That's a bit dismissive. The movie is way more than MJ. Even I think he seems amateurish in it at times. It's not Gone With The Wind or something, of course. Some of the best songs are ones without MJ leading the vocal or taking the spotlight.

I own the DVD, and I'm so NOT black.
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Reply #28 posted 04/29/10 11:03pm

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ernestsewell said:

NastradumasKid said:




That's because of two things...

1) You're black
2) Michael Jackson

I like the move also but prefer the original. giggle

That's a bit dismissive. The movie is way more than MJ. Even I think he seems amateurish in it at times. It's not Gone With The Wind or something, of course. Some of the best songs are ones without MJ leading the vocal or taking the spotlight.

I own the DVD, and I'm so NOT black.



I wasn't being serious... doh! next time I need to emphasis a little more on sarcasm... lol
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Reply #29 posted 04/29/10 11:29pm

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NastradumasKid said:

bboy87 said:

I like The Wiz neutral



That's because of two things...

1) You're black
2) Michael Jackson






I like the move also but prefer the original. giggle



lol

Those aren't the only reasons. I love the music, the different interpretation of the story...

In regards to the film with Judy Garland. I love it too, but I actually prefer the book over the movie
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