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Reply #30 posted 04/27/10 10:18pm

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thejason said:

sorry this shit is happening...


but if you really have a sign that says "all valuables have been removed", promptly remove that shit...first, it doesn't work and second, obviously it doesn't work....


It's one of those free signs you can put in your car from the local cop shop. My neighbour has the same thing too.

Well, I'm going to remove mine then as you advise. I wonder what will happen? hmmm

But why does the idiot keep coming back when there is nothing for them? confuse Maybe it gives them some thrill.
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Reply #31 posted 04/27/10 10:18pm

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Dave1992 said:

I'd put a 50 dollar bank note on the front seat, with a note attached to it, saying: "Happy? And now fuck off, or I'll slap your Chinese butt to the moon where you could spend the rest of your pathetic life stealing dust.





P.S. I'm serious. Motherfucker."


That will keep them coming back for more sigh
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Reply #32 posted 04/28/10 3:58am

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luv4u said:

Dave1992 said:

I'd put a 50 dollar bank note on the front seat, with a note attached to it, saying: "Happy? And now fuck off, or I'll slap your Chinese butt to the moon where you could spend the rest of your pathetic life stealing dust.





P.S. I'm serious. Motherfucker."


That will keep them coming back for more sigh


Attach a time bomb to it.
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Reply #33 posted 04/28/10 5:59am

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This is so weird!

Maybe the previous owner stashed some drugs in the car and he wants his stuff back? neutral
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Reply #34 posted 04/28/10 6:21am

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I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired!
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Reply #35 posted 04/28/10 6:30am

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you need some kind of booby trap in your car hmmm

like a Rottweiler or a Doberman


Snakes. Put snakes in your car. That will mess them up but GOOD.
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Reply #36 posted 04/28/10 6:44am

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RodeoSchro said:

ZombieKitten said:

you need some kind of booby trap in your car hmmm

like a Rottweiler or a Doberman


Snakes. Put snakes in your car. That will mess them up but GOOD.



Or a grizzly bear...no...a puma
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Reply #37 posted 04/28/10 6:45am

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An Orger perhaps?
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Reply #38 posted 04/28/10 7:22am

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Dave1992 said:

luv4u said:



That will keep them coming back for more sigh


Attach a time bomb to it.


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Reply #39 posted 04/28/10 8:27am

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I like the nanny cam idea. nod

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Reply #40 posted 04/28/10 8:30am

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Stax said:

I like the nanny cam idea. nod

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Me too...dont forget the puma
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Reply #41 posted 04/28/10 8:56am

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Stax said:

I like the nanny cam idea. nod

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Me too...dont forget the puma


nod And put a mouse trap on the seat!
Maybe this person is homeless and just needs a place to sleep.
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Reply #42 posted 04/28/10 9:04am

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Dave1992 said:



Attach a time bomb to it.


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I swear it would solve your problem shrug
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Reply #43 posted 04/28/10 9:14am

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ThreadCula said:




Me too...dont forget the puma


nod And put a mouse trap on the seat!
Maybe this person is homeless and just needs a place to sleep.


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Have u tried the trunk!? He could be in there right now!
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Reply #44 posted 04/28/10 11:53am

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Put a dead body in the passenger seat so it looks like someone is there all of the time. You might want to crack the windows in the Summer.
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Reply #45 posted 04/28/10 11:59am

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hollywood69 said:

Put a dead body in the passenger seat so it looks like someone is there all of the time. You might want to crack the windows in the Summer.



Better yet...a dead puma


Seriously.

There has to be something to keep this person away.

Get a portable car alarm.

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Reply #46 posted 04/28/10 12:23pm

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Wasn't it the movie "Robocop" where there latest anti-theft car alarm actually blew up the car with the thief in it when it activated?

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Reply #47 posted 04/28/10 1:16pm

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So far the pins seem like the best idea. It's so sad we have to have conversations like this.
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Reply #48 posted 04/28/10 1:49pm

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Stax said:

I think it's that bitch that parks next to you.

Me too. smile

Anyway, luv4u, I think you should stick a time-release deodorizer filled with anthrax in the car. The problem should disappear in pretty short order. nod
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Reply #49 posted 04/28/10 6:26pm

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ThreadCula said:

This is so weird!

Maybe the previous owner stashed some drugs in the car and he wants his stuff back? neutral


Well if that was so those drugs would be 8 years old lol
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Reply #50 posted 04/28/10 8:24pm

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applekisses said:



nod And put a mouse trap on the seat!
Maybe this person is homeless and just needs a place to sleep.


eek

Have u tried the trunk!? He could be in there right now!


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Reply #51 posted 04/29/10 5:56am

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get a nanny cam. find out for sure who it is then take them out
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