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Top 5 favorite things to do while intoxicated..... I dont know about you all but do you ever get rowdy when your intoxicated? I'm not a shy, quiet, or mellow drunk.... I always tend to be way talkative and very energetic! I'm sure some of you are the same way when you party...
So I know all of you have your favorite top 5 things to do while drinking... this is my list 1. beer pong 2. sex (when Its just me and the hubby drinking at home) because lets face it sex is magical when your buzzed! 3. karaoke 4. drunken wii bowling 5. in the summer drunken slip and slide!! (this was a magical experience)and yes i did look like a 8yr old kid having the time of there life! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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I will do just about anything when drunkass. | |
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1. Giggle - A lot
2. Dance 3. Talk loud 4. Kiss random Strangers 5. Strip That is why I drink as little as possible! | |
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johnart said: I will do just about anything when drunkass.
BEWARE!  99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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chocolatehandles said: 1. Giggle - A lot
2. Dance 3. Talk loud 4. Kiss random Strangers 5. Strip That is why I drink as little as possible!  to all that.
Plus, beat a bitch's ass!!! I got super human strength when I get that coke and Jack Daniels in me.   Which is why I drink as little as possible.  | |
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talk shit | |
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or better yet Johnart dressed as Santa:
I bethca Johnart doesn't even remember that night. Seeing how he will do anything in drunkass. Thank goodness for pictures though. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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And the next day I always spew carrots
Even though I know I didn't eat any! | |
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kewlschool said: or better yet Johnart dressed as Santa:
I bethca Johnart doesn't even remember that night. Seeing how he will do anything in drunkass. Thank goodness for pictures though. I didn't mean anything like THAT.
I've wondered for months what that beard was doin in my "toy" drawer.  | |
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chocolatehandles said: And the next day I always spew carrots
Even though I know I didn't eat any! I heard meat goes orange in your tummy  | |
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johnart said: kewlschool said: or better yet Johnart dressed as Santa:
I bethca Johnart doesn't even remember that night. Seeing how he will do anything in drunkass. Thank goodness for pictures though. I didn't mean anything like THAT.
I've wondered for months what that beard was doin in my "toy" drawer. See now you know. After a drunkassed night. It's like CSI trying to figure out what happened. (Like the Hangover) 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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chocolatehandles said: And the next day I always spew carrots
Even though I know I didn't eat any! TMI  99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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kewlschool said: johnart said: I didn't mean anything like THAT.
I've wondered for months what that beard was doin in my "toy" drawer. See now you know. After a drunkassed night. It's like CSI trying to figure out what happened. (Like the Hangover) I've had a morning like that broken glass in my hair  wtf!
my housemate with bread all over her bedroom floor
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ZombieKitten said: kewlschool said: See now you know. After a drunkassed night. It's like CSI trying to figure out what happened. (Like the Hangover) I've had a morning like that broken glass in my hair wtf!
my housemate with bread all over her bedroom floor
and blue stuff under the kitchen rug Gee-whiz, Zombiekitten certainly likes her sex rough and sadistic, who knew? 
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kewlschool said: ZombieKitten said: I've had a morning like that broken glass in my hair wtf!
my housemate with bread all over her bedroom floor
and blue stuff under the kitchen rug Gee-whiz, Zombiekitten certainly likes her sex rough and sadistic, who knew?
I did all this whilst alone at home | |
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ZombieKitten said: kewlschool said: Gee-whiz, Zombiekitten certainly likes her sex rough and sadistic, who knew?
I did all this whilst alone at home So your into rough self pleasure, I see.  99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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johnart said: I will do just about anything when drunkass.
yeah Ive had my moments where that rule appliedinsatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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johnart said: I will do just about anything when drunkass.
we know, we know...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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moderatorkewlschool said: johnart said: I will do just about anything when drunkass.
BEWARE! you are hilarious kewlschool!! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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insatiable3 said: johnart said: I will do just about anything when drunkass.
yeah Ive had my moments where that rule applied 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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kewlschool said: insatiable3 said: yeah Ive had my moments where that rule applied insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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DAMMIT I DID NOT MEAN I WILL DO ANYTHING.
I just meant I' easy going. You know what. I said easy...so I'm just gonna stop and let it run its course. Where the hell is cborgie to call me a drunken whore.  | |
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johnart said: DAMMIT I DID NOT MEAN I WILL DO ANYTHING.
I just meant I' easy going. You know what. I said easy...so I'm just gonna stop and let it run its course. Where the hell is cborgie to call me a drunken whore. I  drunken whores!!  insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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my new love  | |
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insatiable3 said: johnart said: DAMMIT I DID NOT MEAN I WILL DO ANYTHING.
I just meant I' easy going. You know what. I said easy...so I'm just gonna stop and let it run its course. Where the hell is cborgie to call me a drunken whore. I drunken whores!!  | |
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johnart said: DAMMIT I DID NOT MEAN I WILL DO ANYTHING.
I just meant I' easy going. You know what. I said easy...so I'm just gonna stop and let it run its course. Where the hell is cborgie to call me a drunken whore. I will do my best Cborgman impression: (clears his throat) Because your a drunken whore!! Are you happy now?? 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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kewlschool said: johnart said: DAMMIT I DID NOT MEAN I WILL DO ANYTHING.
I just meant I' easy going. You know what. I said easy...so I'm just gonna stop and let it run its course. Where the hell is cborgie to call me a drunken whore. I will do my best Cborgman impression: (clears his throat) Because your a drunken whore!! Are you happy now?? That was like the "Designer Impostors" version. Nice, but just not the same. It was PRIMO not quite Giorgio. 
^^^^^ <--wonders if anyone will even get that. | |
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johnart said: kewlschool said: I will do my best Cborgman impression: (clears his throat) Because your a drunken whore!! Are you happy now?? That was like the "Designer Impostors" version. Nice, but just not the same. It was PRIMO not quite Giorgio.
^^^^^ <--wonders if anyone will even get that. yes not quite Armani right? insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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johnart said: kewlschool said: I will do my best Cborgman impression: (clears his throat) Because your a drunken whore!! Are you happy now?? That was like the "Designer Impostors" version. Nice, but just not the same. It was PRIMO not quite Giorgio.
^^^^^ <--wonders if anyone will even get that. 
I suggest you use it now.  99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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